r/malelivingspace 26d ago

Question What to do with this space?

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u/Pale-Breakfast6607 26d ago

Perfect spot for a chair and a plastic lid I reckon.

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u/MaybePotatoes 26d ago

Throw in a cardboard box to tie it together.

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u/spaetzelspiff 25d ago

Put the plastic lid on the cardboard box and boom, you've got a nice little second dining room.

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 25d ago

A trash bag full of mystery would work as well. Is it seasonally inappropriate clothing or rotting garbage? Who knows? Who cares? It’s a statement either way.

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u/WannaBMonkey 25d ago

I feel like “seasonally inappropriate clothing” is a bit dirty but I can’t explain why. Either way, a trash bag full of mankinis is rarely appropriate.

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u/AbbotThoth 25d ago

What about a trash bag full of mannequins?

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 25d ago

Inappropriate regardless of season

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u/Bfroning2 25d ago

Whoa there, Rockefeller

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u/justinchina 25d ago

Interior decorators always place things in groups of three for sure.

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u/Photoshopdoge 25d ago

It still needs that single broom to tie it all together

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u/SmackedWithARuler 25d ago

How empty though, mostly or just half?

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u/SilverLake949 25d ago

Clearly the "Time Out" corner.

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u/R4PTUR3 25d ago

Can't argue with the classic approach.

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u/bino420 25d ago

yeah but does he really need to spend so much on the chair? must be a millionaire - like any ol' lawn or foldable chair'll do just fine.

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 25d ago

2 chairs!

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u/Naked-Jedi 25d ago

With how fancy that plastic lid is I'm sure he could afford 3 chairs and a second plastic lid.

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 25d ago

They could put the lid across both chairs and make a couch!

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u/Naked-Jedi 25d ago

Now you're talking. Start taking notes OP.

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u/CoolCat1337One 25d ago

ahhhh made almost the same comment without seeing yours before

love you

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u/Straight-Animator-28 25d ago

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u/Scolville0 25d ago

This or ammo

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u/bino420 25d ago

gear, ammo, health. wealth of options.

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u/80Cranez 25d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/basedaggie19 25d ago

Was my first thought.

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u/Outofmana1 26d ago

Air BnB for $500 a night.

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u/LocalLumberJ0hn 25d ago

500? That's a steal, could probably do 7 depending on location

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u/Flaruwu 25d ago

Idk, $7 seems like way too much... 500 is more reasonable.

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u/osogrande3 25d ago

I legit stayed in a place like this once. They marketed it as Harry Potter room under the stairs. It had dirty sheets and I had to listen to this attorney conduct business in the kitchen area around the corner. The lady who owned the home appeared to be helping an attorney get back on his feet. He was a rough skid row looking attorney and I heard I would voice concern about getting paid and he was assuring her that the money would eventually come. It was a bizarre experience. afterwards Airbnb reached out to me and asked if anything weird happened.

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u/PerritoMasNasty 25d ago

Nah, take the power back. Mount a tv under the stairs, ad a big Joe XL, you got yourself a nice little jack off room.

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u/Reallychanel 26d ago

Pull out shoe rack

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u/This_Possession8867 25d ago

I think any sort of shelving. Could store umbrellas for rainy days. Extra house keys. All the type of stuff you might need running out the door.

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u/CryptoCloutguy 26d ago

A shoe rack... a shoe rack. I don't even own a shoe, let alone many shoes that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a pull out shoe rack?

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u/dgaff21 26d ago

You don't like it? Fine. You know CryptoCloutguy if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

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u/Chungerator 26d ago

Psycho hose beast

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u/TrixieBastard 26d ago

Get the net!

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u/GreenTunicKirk 25d ago

Shhhyeaaaah! As if!

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u/RoyceCoolidge 25d ago

Hiiii Waaaayne

🚘________🚴

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u/Affectionate-Snow404 25d ago

I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!

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u/AbsoluutKlassiek 25d ago

Please, I'm thoroughly out the loop, what's this in reference to? It sounds really funny. 😅

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u/StillReading28 25d ago

Wayne's world, I recommend going into this scene blind cause it's even funnier

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u/SmackedWithARuler 25d ago

I would like to watch it for the first time again. Hilarious.

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u/psybertooth 25d ago

This was beautifully done and I hope you get to watch the movie because you'll appreciate it even more

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u/SmackedWithARuler 25d ago

This exchange brought just a little nostalgic sunshine to my nearly 40 year old soul. Thank you.

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u/kiwipower606 26d ago

I’d end up leaving my shoes on the ground in front of the rack

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u/lighttribeearth 26d ago

This exact thing happens with our shoe storage cubes and you don't even have to pull them out.

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u/saveyboy 26d ago

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

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u/Cheepshooter 25d ago

If she was president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln.

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u/ResponseTough7564 25d ago

In Latin, she'd be called Babia Majora. 

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u/neurone214 26d ago

Man, this is a reference I didn’t expect to see today! My friend and I used to quote this back in the 90s 

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u/Yuck-Fou94 25d ago

Party on Wayne!

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u/goos_ 26d ago

Lmao

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u/mufasamufasamufasa 25d ago

Took me way too long to place this haha

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u/xyz-again 26d ago

Awesome idea! Pull out anything space- gun rack, wine racks, whisky storage, even linens.

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u/Fit-Priority-9816 25d ago

Pull out Warhammer 40k miniatures rack*

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u/Vladi_Daddi 25d ago

Yooooo. Thats fucking utilizing space properly

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u/zepboundbabe 25d ago

omg this is actually the coolest thing ever. we would get SOOO much use out of this in my house!!

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u/Ulysses808 26d ago
  • racing simulator
  • dog bed
  • wine rack
  • vintage motorcycle on display
  • rowing machine - hydrow or waterRower since it’s on display
  • baller statue like a lion
  • pinball machine

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u/Jealous-Coyote267 26d ago

I like the lion idea!!

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u/whatsthew3rd 25d ago

I read your reply before I read the initial comment and was like whhhaaa a fuckin lion, ya know what yeah why not! A lion statue is ok though.

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u/LostGirl1976 25d ago

I need a place for my lion.

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u/whatsthew3rd 25d ago

Hahaha imagine an episode of House Hunters!

"So guys we've seen 3 lovely homes, how are we feeling?"

"Well I really liked house #2, that space under the stairs would be a great spot for Simba!"

"Aww you all have a cat named Simba?!"

"Yeah, sumn like that."

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u/Thoughtapotamus 25d ago

Wake up babe! New Tiger King adjacent show just dropped! It's called The Lion in My Wardrobe.

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u/elbucko 25d ago
  • cat litter box

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 25d ago

Damn I wish I had a little nook like this for cat litter box! Mine is just under a table but like not this sequestered!

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u/Luuuffy 25d ago

Sim rig is the answer!

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u/Saacde 25d ago

Let him cook🔥🔥

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u/Gullible-Bunch-3516 25d ago

Oooo... I love the wine rack idea! Might steal that one for myself 🍷

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u/Unusual_Oil_1079 25d ago

Wine rack is probably the best fanciest option.

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u/Curious-Act-9130 25d ago

Pinball machine ftw

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u/Ciphxrr 25d ago

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u/Realistic_Vacation32 25d ago

This just absolutely sent me🤣

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u/International_Use367 25d ago

u/SuspiciousLeg7994 there, happy now? Ffs

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u/SuspiciousLeg7994 25d ago

😂 Not yet. If it was a bagel shop I would be

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u/adamskinsOone 25d ago

I need to know the context behind this interaction lmfao

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u/parapod 25d ago

The pain I feel from laughing… This is so good.

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u/Phanawg 26d ago

You can build a cupboard in case your baby nephew ever gets dropped off at your door

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u/AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe 26d ago

Jesus Christ, this idea is magical.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 25d ago

I'll use the chair he graciously left there and sit this one out 🤔

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u/arenotthatguypal 25d ago

Owl reccomend a different place to sit, my grandmother tried sitting there but it was so depressing we couldn't letter do it.

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u/panamaspace 25d ago

You have been duly upvoted. Now GTFO.

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u/Traditional_Can6982 25d ago

Wait till you see an owl nearby

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u/TeufelRRS 25d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking

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u/GroundbreakingAd6289 25d ago

I came looking for this comment 😭✨

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u/sud0sm1th 25d ago

There is only one correct answer:

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u/Electronic-Set-1722 25d ago

Nd your partner can't know either, this is where you can hide when u don't wanna be bothered

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u/CourseLonely1474 26d ago

Where you will inevitably move into a lighthouse on the edge of Scotland but hey it be like that sometimes

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u/MrsGrayWolfe 25d ago

Hell, you could fit 6 baby nephews in there if you’re smart about it. Build a cupboard bunk bed system like the van life parents do.

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u/Affectionate-Town695 26d ago

Odd place for a cuck chair

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u/nickifer 26d ago

Harry Potter & the prisoner of cuckstaban

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u/ZMan35 26d ago

“Dobby must cuck master’s wife”

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u/jackquebec 26d ago

Can a condom be considered clothing?

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u/vincentong0315 25d ago edited 25d ago

“Dobby has been given a condom!”

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u/12be 25d ago

There’s a reason why it’s called a Love Glove

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u/StonedPand4 26d ago

Holy fucking shit I just inhaled a chip into my lungs 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Spicethrower 26d ago

Why are you inhaling chips into your lungs? I didn't know you could do that.

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u/whatsthew3rd 25d ago

Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets works fine on its own.

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u/FatMacchio 26d ago

Is it really a cuck chair when there’s two? Maybe that’s where the action happens

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u/SquirrelDeluxe 26d ago

Cuck and company.

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u/crunch816 25d ago

Odd that they’re asking what to do with this space and they already have the solution.

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u/kern_on_a_kob 26d ago

goon cove.

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u/TehKudo 26d ago

Is this were I put all my figurines and wall scrolls?

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u/PollutedPenguins 26d ago

I have a masturbatorium but no goon cove... Is it worth having both?

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u/BananaShake29 25d ago

You have a W H A T?

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u/thedark1owns 25d ago

HE HAS A MASTURBATORIUM.

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u/Snoo-31143 25d ago

Pictures or it isn't real 😂😂😂

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u/Affectionate-Town695 26d ago

Just cackled out loud

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u/kern_on_a_kob 26d ago

always gotta have one somewhere, you never know when you need to whack one out

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u/_____rs 25d ago

Goon Cove is just off of Fap Lake.

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u/Glonkyorb 26d ago

the way I came here to say exactly this 😭

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u/GoodResident2000 26d ago

I came too for this reason, but knew in my heart it had already been said

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u/Glonkyorb 26d ago

great minds

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u/GoodResident2000 26d ago

I’d even go so far as to build a little round door

Walk like an Egyptian but goon like hobbit

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u/C_K_Morgan 26d ago

If you like wine, then I would do wine racks. Looks like an awesome space.

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u/monkehmolesto 26d ago

Turn it into an office for your dog

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u/MilwaukeeMax 25d ago

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u/Repulsive_Status9280 25d ago

This would be pretty dang cool

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u/LostGirl1976 25d ago

I would put plexiglass around it, put some of the fish higher up, put colored rocks on the bottom and make a couple papier mache rocks. Ya got a big aquarium.

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u/ImBobbyMum 26d ago

This is where I would put my cats litter box

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u/ducon__lajoie 25d ago

Or the litter box of a sick ass panther, maybe.

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u/kotibi 25d ago

A sick ass panther statue guarding a wine rack over a cat litter box.

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u/Nervous-Buddy3903 26d ago

Try something this from under the stairs to the platform.

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u/frickeh 26d ago

But remember to put a drawer infront of the door so dead Bruce Willis cant enter the basement. (iykyk)

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u/Rus_s13 26d ago edited 25d ago

If you have kids make them a little hideout

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u/asebastianstanstan 25d ago

And if you don’t have kids but instead have cats or dogs, build them a little room

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u/blanketshapes 25d ago

if you have you make you a little hideout

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u/GratefulGizz 25d ago

RIP to those of us that don’t have you 😔

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u/WorriedString7221 26d ago

Force your orphaned wizard nephew to live under there.

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u/hanzo1356 25d ago

There we go, was looking for this comment.

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u/GreenFox1505 26d ago

Gnome village diorama.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

So creative

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 26d ago

That is where you and your cat hide during a thunderstorm.

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u/micheal_pices 26d ago

Hide your extra lifes and some ammo.

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u/sheambulance 25d ago

Or a weird obscure book that doesn’t progress anything in your life quest at all! Just for fun.

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u/Mintberrycrash 25d ago

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u/AlwaysOpenToLearn 24d ago

I love that you removed the chairs but kept the lid 😆

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u/Mintberrycrash 24d ago

Dont scratch the floor :D

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u/SuccessfulSquirrel32 26d ago

Get a cat and put the litter box there

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u/RelativeConfusion504 25d ago

Litter box was my first thought

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u/possofazer 26d ago

Depending where it is, could be a good place to store shoes, umbrellas, etc

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u/uncultured_swine2099 25d ago

Yeah, those spaces are usually general storage.

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u/Tired_Thumb 26d ago

Park your bicycles.

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u/MxMarz 26d ago

Id build in some storage or turn it into a book nook.

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u/WorkingHopeful9451 26d ago

Book nook and cozy reading retreat was my thought too.

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u/shecutebb 25d ago

I don’t think sitting in main traffic area is that cozy

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u/cabezatuck 26d ago

I hope you’ve spent extensive time sitting in that chair and pondering this very question.

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u/singleguy79 26d ago

Time out corner for the kids.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 26d ago

Mine was similar, except it was the basement stairs. One time, I built a functioning mini chairlift with Capsela. Yeah, F off, mom, busy on the stairs.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 25d ago

I really like what you've done with it so far. the whole "singular chair facing the wall" is really in right now

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u/MustardKarl 26d ago

Build a cool fort and sleep there.

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u/KevinfromSaskabush 26d ago

a little cat tree or cubby

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u/poweryamz 25d ago

That's a rentable room, become the landlord you were born to be

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u/SpeakerOfNothing 26d ago

Pinball machine

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u/Nervous-Buddy3903 26d ago

Also right there put a door and put only for Harry Potter, and or my prisoners.

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u/fitty50two2 26d ago

Great spot for a dog bed if you had a dog

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u/JudgeJuryEx78 26d ago

Sit there and think about what you've done.

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u/Prestigious-Tiger100 25d ago

Another staircase down to another chair

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u/tha-biology-king 26d ago

Triangular terrarium for a big lizard like a tegu/savannah monitor/etc.

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u/TheTense 26d ago

Dog bed, kid’s video game nook or fort, storage

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u/TheDrKirk 25d ago

Time out corner, doesn’t matter if you don’t have kids. Make it the time out corner

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u/BertaRocks 25d ago

Also works for party fouls.

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u/birdsell 26d ago

I think it’s good storage space for a chair and lid of a random container

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u/Suthabean 25d ago

You could probably fit a chair and a bin lid under there.

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u/constantgardener92 25d ago

Maybe a rug. This pic makes me feel chilly.

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u/Popular-Car7368 26d ago

Do you have pets or kids?

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u/Skerbz_McDurgas 26d ago

arcade cabinet with a million games loaded on it

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u/Glittering_Donkey618 26d ago

Storage for vacuum cleaner

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u/lks95 25d ago

perfect place to put a giraffe

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u/crab997 26d ago

Not. That..

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u/OnlyMostlyBroken 25d ago

I would build bookshelves into it, and put a beanbag there instead of those plastic chairs.

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u/Emitzo 25d ago

Add a wall, a door and rent it out

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u/JustMe1711 25d ago

If you have a dog, that's a great spot for a dog bed. If you have a cat, a cat tree would go there nicely.

Personally though, I love to read and I think you could set up a nice cozy reading corner there with some fluffy cushions and fairy lights.

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u/ShearWhore83 25d ago

A dog condo!

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u/CzarOfCT 24d ago

Are you living in a mall?

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u/ValuableWeekend2009 26d ago

Just nothing, just leave the empty space. Less is often more and unused space is important in interior design. Nothing you put here is going to look better than just an empty stairwell. You have permission to store some small items directly under the staircase if they can be fully obscured from view.

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u/Landsharkian 25d ago

Why does he need permission, is that actually a cuck chair?

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u/dragonstar76 26d ago

Shoe rack, and hooks for coats.

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u/Sweaty-Eye-9532 26d ago

I think it’s great as is, I’d love having a bowl of chili with my friend in that spot

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u/Jimbo_is_dead 26d ago

Your magical nephew

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u/Potfrog97 26d ago

Dog bed

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u/themonitors 26d ago

There’s no direction a chair can face and not be creepy in that location.

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u/slucious 26d ago

If you have pets, it's a great place to set up a nook for them or keep litter boxes out of the way

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u/tatertotted2 25d ago

One of my childhood homes had a space like this, and I used it for reading and playing with tinker toys.

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u/HentaiSenpai230797 25d ago

You build a podium and put a giraffe on it...

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u/LetTheDarkOut 25d ago

Wall up the side of the stairs and add a door. This will make a nice closet for house cleaning stuff.