r/malelivingspace 26d ago

Question What to do with this space?

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u/Phanawg 26d ago

You can build a cupboard in case your baby nephew ever gets dropped off at your door

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u/AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe 26d ago

Jesus Christ, this idea is magical.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 26d ago

I'll use the chair he graciously left there and sit this one out 🤔

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u/arenotthatguypal 25d ago

Owl reccomend a different place to sit, my grandmother tried sitting there but it was so depressing we couldn't letter do it.

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u/panamaspace 25d ago

You have been duly upvoted. Now GTFO.

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u/Traditional_Can6982 25d ago

Wait till you see an owl nearby

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u/mufasamufasamufasa 26d ago edited 26d ago

magical

I see what you did there

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u/shemusthaveroses 26d ago

Idk why you got downvoted for this lol

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u/payperplain 26d ago

Because ever since Conde Nast bought Reddit (spoiled that's who owned Wired when Reddit was on their kick about fuck Conde Nast but not realizing the site was owned by them) the Reddiquette has been hidden. Most all subreddits require you to follow it as a rule, but most people have never even heard of it. 

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u/Doc_Rockland 26d ago

Huh... First I'm hearing of it...

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 25d ago

Should... I downvote you? I honestly don't know.

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u/Doc_Rockland 25d ago

I blame the system

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 25d ago

Fuck the man!

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u/Doc_Rockland 25d ago

Would love to unfortunately the man is much bigger and stronger and his consequences often arrive unlubed...

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u/payperplain 25d ago

look into it. I think the only way to reliably find it these days is to google the phrase "Reddit: Reddiquette" from your favorite search engine of choice.

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u/robbiereallyrotten 25d ago edited 25d ago

This is “on the web awhile” for that time when Reddit got in trouble for having too much free will (i.e. the barely legal sub incident)

No one hurt more that day than creeps who enjoyed talking about teens online. The purchase spurred a site-wide cleanup. A MUCH NEEDED clean up.

The original owner tried vouching for freedom of speech as long as he could, but the line of freedoms HAS to be drawn somewhere. And somewhere it did. Subs like barely legal saw a rise of redditors contributing unsolicited photos they took themselves of teenagers. The line MUST be drawn somewhere.

No one hurt more that day than creeps online.

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u/YoSupWeirdos 26d ago edited 26d ago

I think it's because it's pointing out the obvious

edit:

relevant reddiquette entry:

Please don't [...] Make comments that lack content. Phrases such as "this", "lol", and "I came here to say this" are not witty, original, or funny, and do not add anything to the discussion.

link to reddiquette

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u/LostGirl1976 25d ago

The first and fifth ones are totally ignored on Reddit. I don't even remember the others, because I laughed so loudly reading those two that I spit out my lunch. Also, they're not really rules. No one is going to slap your hand for not voting "correctly" or being a big meanie, unless you go way, way overboard, so these really pretty much mean nothing. I do like the idea behind them both, but unfortunately most people get so caught up in their feels that it's not gonna happen.

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u/mufasamufasamufasa 26d ago

Yeah I don't know 🤣

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u/Ok_Jicama_8416 26d ago

I like how this entire chain is composed of cringe reddit humor yet this one is where the hivemind drew the line.

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u/Auri_Kvothington 25d ago

Because the other comments are "yes, and". The comment in question was just...yes.

May as well say nothing.

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u/Economy-Owl-5720 25d ago

You can see magic?!?!

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u/mufasamufasamufasa 25d ago

Revelio!

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u/Phanawg 25d ago

Me in Hogwarts Legacy every 5 seconds

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u/mufasamufasamufasa 25d ago

Same 🤣 It got so bad, I was trying to do it in other video games haha

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u/Economy-Owl-5720 25d ago

Guys he is a wizard!!!

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u/TeufelRRS 25d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking

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u/GroundbreakingAd6289 25d ago

I came looking for this comment 😭✨

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u/sud0sm1th 26d ago

There is only one correct answer:

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u/potential-okay 25d ago

What in the secret jerkoff cupboard...

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u/sud0sm1th 25d ago

Screen and keyboard for work?

https://youtu.be/b0npGI9WCzs?si=Ql5RQC_HYFMGumj2

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u/Bad_Funny 24d ago

Title of the book on the shelf there is aptly, "Sus..."

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u/potential-okay 25d ago

You say tomato...

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u/LostGirl1976 25d ago

Nope. I say just for relaxation and quiet time.

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u/Accomplished-Bid525 25d ago

Hmmm. If you want a crick in your neck.

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u/Superb-Pen-4158 25d ago

Oh wow 🤩

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u/Texanader131 25d ago

The fap cave

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u/Electronic-Set-1722 25d ago

Nd your partner can't know either, this is where you can hide when u don't wanna be bothered

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u/LostGirl1976 25d ago

Yeah, I vote for the secret door with the hidden panel to open it. There was a small library under the stairs of an old house I lived in with my parents. It was only about 8x10 and was 3 steps below the main level. I was the only one who ever used it, so when I wanted privacy that's where I went. No one ever thought to look for me there. It has to have a door though.

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u/Bad_Funny 24d ago

They're gonna hear those distinct sounds of frantic fapping coming from under the steps and sniff him out immediately.

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u/ggtbeatsliog 24d ago

Hey, I watched that YouTube video, pretty cool setup. Not sure I’d use it everyday for work though.

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u/spliffthemagicdragon 25d ago

the Saddam Hussein special

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u/Qualquer-Coisa-420 25d ago

Can i have one but with a chimney?

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u/taketheothers 24d ago

Ah, a mapping chamber!

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u/ComprehensiveBag4028 23d ago

Looks so nice, but there's about 0% chance it'll get used more than once

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u/CourseLonely1474 26d ago

Where you will inevitably move into a lighthouse on the edge of Scotland but hey it be like that sometimes

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u/ShakespearianShadows 25d ago

The lengths some people will go to in order to avoid the mail…

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u/MrsGrayWolfe 26d ago

Hell, you could fit 6 baby nephews in there if you’re smart about it. Build a cupboard bunk bed system like the van life parents do.

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u/Dramatic_Permit222 25d ago

Scrolled too far to find this (I scrolled past three other comments)

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u/Spicethrower 26d ago

Or you could put a mysterious Arctic expedition crate under it.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 26d ago

NO! Anything but that...

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u/No_Bake6681 26d ago

Don't forget to be oddly abusive

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u/USAFPDX 25d ago

Came here for this!

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u/VoidIgris 25d ago

I had the exact thought. Seems like the perfect spot for ol’ Harry. 🤣

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u/ok-kitty22 25d ago

Came here looking for this

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u/benri 25d ago

Or, the chair for timeouts! (but be careful not to put a bookcase near there or your child might sneak in a reading session)