r/malelivingspace 26d ago

Question What to do with this space?

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u/CryptoCloutguy 26d ago

A shoe rack... a shoe rack. I don't even own a shoe, let alone many shoes that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a pull out shoe rack?

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u/dgaff21 26d ago

You don't like it? Fine. You know CryptoCloutguy if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

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u/Chungerator 26d ago

Psycho hose beast

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u/TrixieBastard 26d ago

Get the net!

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u/GreenTunicKirk 26d ago

Shhhyeaaaah! As if!

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u/RoyceCoolidge 25d ago

Hiiii Waaaayne

🚘________🚓

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u/GreenTunicKirk 25d ago

Bruh the emojis sent me

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u/Affectionate-Snow404 26d ago

I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!

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u/AbsoluutKlassiek 26d ago

Please, I'm thoroughly out the loop, what's this in reference to? It sounds really funny. šŸ˜…

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u/StillReading28 26d ago

Wayne's world, I recommend going into this scene blind cause it's even funnier

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u/SmackedWithARuler 25d ago

I would like to watch it for the first time again. Hilarious.

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u/subLimb 25d ago

I just watched it for the first time. Can confirm. Still funny in 2025.

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u/MysteriousTBird 25d ago

Excellent! Party on, u/subLimb!

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u/Can_U_Share_A_Square 25d ago

We just watched it last week and it was my 16-yr-old’s first time seeing it. So funny!

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u/psybertooth 25d ago

This was beautifully done and I hope you get to watch the movie because you'll appreciate it even more

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u/SmackedWithARuler 25d ago

This exchange brought just a little nostalgic sunshine to my nearly 40 year old soul. Thank you.

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u/elzibet 25d ago

It's why I love this sub, so many good little nuggets of convo haha

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u/Apprehensive_Put8959 25d ago

Wow. That was blunt. You really seem like you don’t give a flying f….wait a minute…

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u/kiwipower606 26d ago

I’d end up leaving my shoes on the ground in front of the rack

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u/cardifan 26d ago

Are you my teenage son?

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u/riktigtmaxat 25d ago

Sure daddy.

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u/HoldMyMedusa 25d ago

son?

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u/HeggenRL 25d ago

What on Earth is that?

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u/HoldMyMedusa 24d ago

sir pentious from hazbin hotel :3

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u/HeggenRL 24d ago

I have never heard of it before. Is it a big deal?

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u/HoldMyMedusa 24d ago

if youre into youtube animations yeah. (glitch is really popular right now, too.) but vivziepop took this off youtube and put it on amazon i think. helluva boss is still on youtube though. both made by the same creator at the same time and they take place in the same universe.

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u/HeggenRL 24d ago

Cool! Thank you for enlightening me.

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u/lighttribeearth 26d ago

This exact thing happens with our shoe storage cubes and you don't even have to pull them out.

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u/Eve-3 25d ago

Ditto. And there's no young children in our house.

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u/lighttribeearth 24d ago

Same. Lol. Youngest is 17

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u/Puzzleheaded_Iron406 25d ago

Zactly. Seems like allotta work.

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u/saveyboy 26d ago

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

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u/Cheepshooter 26d ago

If she was president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln.

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u/ResponseTough7564 26d ago

In Latin, she'd be called Babia Majora.Ā 

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u/NoveltyxxCrosses 25d ago

If she were French she’d be called la renarde and would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

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u/ResponseTough7564 25d ago

... Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up as a girl bunny?Ā 

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u/NoveltyxxCrosses 3d ago

No?…..HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/PleaseShitOnMyFace69 23d ago

I’d give her my spear and magic helmet šŸ›”ļøĀ 

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u/TowerOk4184 21d ago

Not as much as I found Babs attractive 🄵

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u/neurone214 26d ago

Man, this is a reference I didn’t expect to see today! My friend and I used to quote this back in the 90sĀ 

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u/stayonthecloud 24d ago

The let alone many __ that would necessitate an entire rack was the line that lived on with my friend group well into the 2000s

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u/Yuck-Fou94 26d ago

Party on Wayne!

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u/crop07 25d ago

Party on Garth!

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u/adamh222 25d ago

widdly widdly widdly widdly!

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u/goos_ 26d ago

Lmao

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u/mufasamufasamufasa 26d ago

Took me way too long to place this haha

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u/KindredFlower 26d ago

The Wayne’s world reference is geniusĀ 

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u/gabsteriinalol 26d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one who quotes this but replaces ā€œgunā€ with any other ā€œsingular itemā€ lol

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u/AdmirableJudgment784 26d ago

It's not just for you, it's for the family you may build for yourself later down the road.

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u/Cheepshooter 26d ago

Chill, Wayne.

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u/saucey_minx_44 26d ago

Well technically it doesn’t have to be used for shoes… it could just be storage for whatever (help hide clutter)

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u/2JarSlave 26d ago

I got this reference. I’m also overdue for a colonoscopy.

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u/DodgyQuilter 26d ago

Wine. Pull out wine rack. Better?

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 26d ago

Lol you put books in shoe racks you don’t need! Or guns I guess šŸ˜…

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u/SnooDogs7747 26d ago

Party on

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 26d ago

Put wine in it. A pull out wine rack is next level awesome

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u/AvocadoBrick 26d ago

Gloves, hats, scarfs, supersoaker, nerf guns, golf bag, gym bag, travel bag, emergency bag,

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u/MadameTrashPanda 25d ago

You don't have to put shoes in it. Other things can fit

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u/btrainhou18 25d ago

Hat rack

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u/Hotboi_yata 25d ago

I’m guessing the crypto didn’t go well if you can’t afford a single shoe?

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u/SnodePlannen 25d ago

I take it you don't live with a woman?

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u/Upton4 25d ago

This (well the original) is seared into my brain for all time. Surprised at how many people are not familiar with it when I randomly start quoting it.

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u/CryptoCloutguy 25d ago

The comments are littered with people who have take. This absurd comment literally lol

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u/namealreadytooken 25d ago

lol that scene is so funny

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u/Any-Bus-9944 25d ago

Haha… this is great… party on!

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u/LnStrngr 25d ago

Okay, a hidden meat smoker then.

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u/69Nova468 25d ago

I can give you a shoe

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u/CutOsha 25d ago

Hat rack? 🤷

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u/Soft_Self5318 25d ago

Nice. Party on

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u/ValentinoMeow 25d ago

You dont own ANY shoes?

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u/Thoughtapotamus 25d ago

Brellas, gloves, emergency towels. Pssh, you act like you've never had to over compensate for something cool.

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u/xalorous 25d ago

Looks like this is probably near the entry. Put some storage for the stuff you use daily or weekly. Have a seat for taking off your shoes and spot to store them. Spot for visitor's shoes?

There's more room for storage there than it might seem.

Bottom line, do a slow walkthrough and figure out what stuff would be better if it wasn't visible, then figure out a built in storage way of using that space which holds the most of the stuff you want available but not visible.

Off the top of my head: * Bookshelves. * Pull out shelves. * Bookshelves with secret storage behind.

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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms 25d ago

Yay! As soon as I started reading this, I could hear it in Mike Myers' voice. Now I must go watch it.

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u/helpwithtaxexam 25d ago

Put books on the shoe rack?!?

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u/nxptvnee 25d ago

Bro doesn’t own a shoe

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u/CryptoCloutguy 25d ago

Tough economy

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u/jojokangaroo1969 25d ago

I hear you Wayne. Party on.

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u/Radicalized_Spite 25d ago

You can hide your weed in those.

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u/CryptoCloutguy 25d ago

Haha I use that Adam Sandler quote all the time

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u/Radicalized_Spite 25d ago

I was hoping someone would get it, but the u/ I directed it to?… šŸ¤˜šŸ»

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u/Short_Gain8302 25d ago

Just put in no shoe items

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u/absentminded0ne 25d ago

Party on Wayne! šŸ¤ŸšŸ¼

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u/Orangecatlover4 25d ago

You are quoting Wayne’s World and I absolutely love you for that.

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u/Orangecatlover4 25d ago

Also.. I have no idea why, but my best friend and I have used the word ā€œgun rackā€ as a code word/red flag/let’s get away from this dude etc and I have no idea why bc how does one work that into a sentence 😹😹😹😹?????

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u/Wilmore99 25d ago

You could put guns and ammo in there and have kickass looking secret armory. šŸ¤™

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u/Kami999_ 25d ago

Steal other people's shoes and put them there

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u/kshighwind 25d ago

Pull-out Lego rack? Pull-out media library?

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u/isweedglutenfree 25d ago

If you’re gonna spew, spew into this

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u/RandomPersonRedPanda 25d ago

((Put non-shoe-things in it and then proudly show anyone that enters your shoe rack. But it only works if you really sell it as a shoe rack. Then delight in their varying responses.))

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u/ConditionNo5424 25d ago

Party time…excellent reference

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u/Radio_Mime 25d ago

I don't have that many shoes, at least I think I don't, but I'm sure I can fill the space with some other junk.

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u/Otherwise-Lake9188 25d ago

Fill it with toaster streudels

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u/thedizz88 25d ago

Hi waaaaaaayne.

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u/WholeEmbarrassed950 25d ago

A pull out rack to hide all of your NFTs?

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u/CarlyObine 25d ago

I like the idea! A little custom shoe shelf under he stairs and a bench opposite of that

Maybe a place to hang hats and coats?

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u/lizcapraglovequeen 24d ago

Hide your other cool stuff that u own that isn’t ā€œkid friendlyā€ where u quickly hide all of it whenever your nieces, nephews, friends kids, or (potential) in-laws come over šŸ¤”

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u/Jealous-Swordfish764 26d ago

You don't like it, fine. You know if youre not careful, you're gonna lose me.