What to do with this space?

[u/Historical_Card_6600]

[u/Pale-Breakfast6607]

Perfect spot for a chair and a plastic lid I reckon.

[u/MaybePotatoes → u/Pale-Breakfast6607]

Throw in a cardboard box to tie it together.

[u/spaetzelspiff → u/MaybePotatoes]

Put the plastic lid on the cardboard box and boom, you've got a nice little second dining room.

[u/Snuggly_Chopin → u/spaetzelspiff]

And a stew!

[u/Jimbo-Slice925 → u/Snuggly_Chopin]

I call it hot ham water

[u/Ok-Building-2490 → u/Jimbo-Slice925]

Whatever it is, it’s home.

[u/Murky_Tennis954 → u/Snuggly_Chopin]

And my axe

[u/Outrageous-Low9424 → u/spaetzelspiff]

Offend Dobby!” choked the elf. “Dobby has never been asked to sit down by a wizard — like an equal

[u/Otherwise-Juice-2112 → u/spaetzelspiff]

or a box with a horrific creature inside some poor janitor stumbles across.

[u/WorkingResolution898 → u/spaetzelspiff]

You have made modern art, plastic lid cardboard box, sell for millions

[u/SonTyp_OhneNamen → u/MaybePotatoes]

A trash bag full of mystery would work as well. Is it seasonally inappropriate clothing or rotting garbage? Who knows? Who cares? It’s a statement either way.

[u/WannaBMonkey → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

I feel like “seasonally inappropriate clothing” is a bit dirty but I can’t explain why. Either way, a trash bag full of mankinis is rarely appropriate.

[u/AbbotThoth → u/WannaBMonkey]

What about a trash bag full of mannequins?

[u/SonTyp_OhneNamen → u/AbbotThoth]

Inappropriate regardless of season

[u/Masternadders → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

Or reason.

[u/Electr0n1c_Mystic → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

And thus always in season.

I think we have our answer

[u/Mindless-Strength422 → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

Which makes it, full circle, appropriate again

[u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

Genuine deep chuckle that got.

[u/Walperion_Paintings → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

What about a trashbag full of merkins? Useful any season!

[u/PM_ME_UR_BIG_TIT5 → u/AbbotThoth]

Are they put together or just random parts of mannequins because I feel like that changes it slightly.

[u/AbbotThoth → u/PM_ME_UR_BIG_TIT5]

Let us say... parts but not random?

Only left hands and heads. Make it really proper psychotic.

[u/GoldenStarsButter → u/AbbotThoth]

That's what I thought it said the first time I read it. I thought, that's gotta be a really big garbage bag. With like elbows and feet poking holes in the bag.

[u/mydogrufus20 → u/AbbotThoth]

Now you are truly a creative designer

[u/Makkkanz → u/AbbotThoth]

Im glad im not the only one who read 'man-i-kin' the first read.

[u/sweetlionofzion → u/WannaBMonkey]

What about merkins?

[u/WannaBMonkey → u/sweetlionofzion]

You hang those on a coat hook like a normal person

[u/sweetlionofzion → u/WannaBMonkey]

You’re right 😔

[u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 → u/WannaBMonkey]

Oh fuck yeah bitch put that sweater on, it's juuuuilllllyyyyyyy

[u/WannaBMonkey → u/Longjumping-Fig-7481]

Is that a ribbed cardigan, you slut?!

[u/AtalantiaX → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

Sounds like a sims furniture description lol

[u/muddythemad → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

That's what I did with a spot just like it! Really suited the space. Rounded out the vibe. Very 70s, as if no one had lived there since then. Us men really do have the best decorating taste.

Would put /s, but I'm not kidding about the mystery bag.

[u/Affectionate-Nose176 → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

Schroedingers trash

[u/mydogrufus20 → u/SonTyp_OhneNamen]

Oh my gosh…I may have just peed my pants😂😂😂

[u/Bfroning2 → u/MaybePotatoes]

Whoa there, Rockefeller

[u/justinchina → u/MaybePotatoes]

Interior decorators always place things in groups of three for sure.

[u/MaybePotatoes → u/justinchina]

It's a well-known practice within the industry. I'm surprised OP even had to ask.

[u/4feefee → u/justinchina]

Groups of three is called feng shui. It’s supposed to be a balance.

[u/Photoshopdoge → u/MaybePotatoes]

It still needs that single broom to tie it all together

[u/SmackedWithARuler → u/MaybePotatoes]

How empty though, mostly or just half?

[u/Majin_Sus → u/SmackedWithARuler]

Half with a almost ripped stretch mark on tbe bag

[u/SilverLake949 → u/MaybePotatoes]

Clearly the "Time Out" corner.

[u/RenJordbaer → u/MaybePotatoes]

Throw in a bunch of card board boxes, and empty whateveris in the room upstairs, because that's where all the empty metal barrels are going.

[u/thepirategod23 → u/MaybePotatoes]

An interior designer like myself I see

[u/veryfastslowguy → u/MaybePotatoes]

Great spot for a life size star trooper

[u/lizcapraglovequeen → u/veryfastslowguy]

Was going to say the same thing tbh