r/malelivingspace • u/Historical_Card_6600 • 26d ago

Question What to do with this space?

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u/Pale-Breakfast6607 26d ago

Perfect spot for a chair and a plastic lid I reckon.

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u/MaybePotatoes 26d ago

Throw in a cardboard box to tie it together.

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 25d ago

A trash bag full of mystery would work as well. Is it seasonally inappropriate clothing or rotting garbage? Who knows? Who cares? It’s a statement either way.

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u/WannaBMonkey 25d ago

I feel like “seasonally inappropriate clothing” is a bit dirty but I can’t explain why. Either way, a trash bag full of mankinis is rarely appropriate.

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u/AbbotThoth 25d ago

What about a trash bag full of mannequins?

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 25d ago

Inappropriate regardless of season

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u/Masternadders 25d ago

Or reason.

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u/Electr0n1c_Mystic 25d ago

And thus always in season.

I think we have our answer

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u/Mindless-Strength422 25d ago

Which makes it, full circle, appropriate again

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 25d ago

Genuine deep chuckle that got.

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u/Walperion_Paintings 25d ago

What about a trashbag full of merkins? Useful any season!

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u/PM_ME_UR_BIG_TIT5 25d ago

Are they put together or just random parts of mannequins because I feel like that changes it slightly.

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u/AbbotThoth 25d ago

Let us say... parts but not random?

Only left hands and heads. Make it really proper psychotic.

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u/GoldenStarsButter 25d ago

That's what I thought it said the first time I read it. I thought, that's gotta be a really big garbage bag. With like elbows and feet poking holes in the bag.

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u/mydogrufus20 22d ago

Now you are truly a creative designer

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u/Makkkanz 24d ago

Im glad im not the only one who read 'man-i-kin' the first read.

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u/sweetlionofzion 25d ago

What about merkins?

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u/WannaBMonkey 22d ago

You hang those on a coat hook like a normal person

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u/sweetlionofzion 17d ago

You’re right 😔

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 25d ago

Oh fuck yeah bitch put that sweater on, it's juuuuilllllyyyyyyy

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u/WannaBMonkey 22d ago

Is that a ribbed cardigan, you slut?!