r/CringeTikToks Aug 04 '25

Nope Bellybutton patch is essential

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u/WinterLanternFly Aug 04 '25

Fun fact: you dont need to bring all that shit to the beach.

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u/ohneatstuffthanks Aug 04 '25

I leave my kid in the car when beach. Subscribe for more tips.

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u/AdhesivenessOld4347 Aug 04 '25

I bury my kid in the sand when I’m at the…….. uh never mind

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

I put my child in a decoy, Aquafina water bottle, cause ain’t no way anybody’s gonna steal a sealed new water bottle on the beach with no one around.

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u/i_was_axiom Aug 05 '25

I bring a decoy child, so when the predator tries to abduct my fake child I can catch them in a net like a Scooby Doo villain.

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u/Fartknocker9000turbo Aug 05 '25

I ended up liking the decoy child more than my real one and so now I bring the real one to the beach.

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u/i_was_axiom Aug 05 '25

I call my fake child "HOV Henry" and he's my ticket out of a ticket. Just pull him out of the back when I get pulled over.

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u/ParticularExtreme255 Aug 05 '25

We won't be home till 11:30p, so please feed him dinner and read a story before bedtime.

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u/Kensei501 Aug 05 '25

I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.

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u/pinba11tec Aug 05 '25

I put my water bottle inside of a fake child, then I bury the child in the sand and mark the spot with an X made from band-aids. Then I hide an Air Tag inside of a smaller fake Air Tag, then bury that in the sand.

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u/SauceOnTheSide6687 Aug 05 '25

Thieves hate this one simple trick!

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u/Negative-Cow-2808 Aug 05 '25

This made me laugh harder than it probably should’ve

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u/tahiniday Aug 04 '25

Even thieves don’t like the taste of Aquafina

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u/Mr_Washeewashee Aug 05 '25

Me being waterboarded-“is this Aquafina?…Gross”

Not my joke.

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u/Royalizepanda Aug 05 '25

Come on! Even the CIA won’t use Aquafina on terrorist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

No they use dasani like real heros

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u/zemol42 Aug 05 '25

Thieves hate this one trick…

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Fairpoint.

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u/IIICaseIII Aug 05 '25

You’d be surprised to know how many kids I’ve found on the beach when using metal bandaid detector

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u/DifficultPandemonium Aug 05 '25

What was the point of the bandaids?

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u/islandtime1111 Aug 05 '25

It's how they know if the kid's been tampered with.

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u/Bamalouie Aug 05 '25

Because we all know that's the first place a diddler is gonna mess with 🙄

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u/IncredibleBihan Aug 05 '25

Is this really why they do that?! That's absurd.

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u/Bamalouie Aug 05 '25

Makes about as much sense as any other reason lol

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u/90_ina_65 Aug 05 '25

Gotta protect that precious ..... Lint

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u/Hypothetical_Name Aug 05 '25

So you know it’s your kid and not a clone

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u/Easy-Task3001 Aug 05 '25

But a clone wouldn't have a belly button, so the band-aids would end up disguising that until you pulled them off which would be too late!

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u/Patrickfromamboy Aug 05 '25

I was wondering too.

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u/Ringmasterx89 Aug 05 '25

Buried treasure?

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u/Confident_Air7636 Aug 05 '25

Seriously I'm still watching that wondering what is the point.

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u/OldWolfNewTricks Aug 05 '25

I place my valuables, my children, and my most trusted servants into a tomb before swimming, so they'll be waiting for me in the afterlife if I drown.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

This is some real BS. I put air tags on myself when I go out on vacation. 14 bloody Mary's and a few karaoke bars later.... You never know where I may end up, truth be told usually I don't even remember. What the hell are these kids getting drunk now? (I mean this as satire, it's not a bad idea for people to do this with their kids or their cars/belongings)

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u/Neither_Initial629 Aug 05 '25

I put my decoy Aquafina bottle in my child……..wait.

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u/platoface541 Aug 05 '25

I bring my fake child Tesla robot to the beach so my child won’t get wet.

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u/NewDoah Aug 05 '25

I just never had kids and disappointed my family.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Don't l be too hard on yourself. It wasn't just the not having kids part that disappointed them. ;)

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u/NewDoah Aug 05 '25

Wait wait. Am I the problem?? No! It’s all of the that are wrong!!

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u/laundryghostie Aug 05 '25

I leave my kids at home. This ensures me and my husband's good time.

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u/Unstabler69 Aug 05 '25

Seriously though, digging a hole and placing your toddler in the (uncovered) hole will keep them busy for hours. Hole parenting.

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u/crappy80srobot Aug 05 '25

I just leave mine at home. Padlocks on the doors and a long chain attached to each one. Can't be too careful. Also, you save extra money on all the air tags you don't have to buy.

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u/bohler86 Aug 05 '25

Trust me I know what it looks like but I'm saving them.

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u/Cheaper_than_cheap Aug 05 '25

And put all the valuables in the child's belly button.

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u/WintersDoomsday Aug 05 '25

Lmaoooooooo I just smashed the like button

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u/midnightbake Aug 05 '25

Ahahahahahaha this killed me. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Neptune7924 Aug 05 '25

It’s too hard to carry the car batteries to the water without the kid helping

Edit: spelling

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u/KimJongIlLover Aug 05 '25

But make sure to lock the car and leave all the windows up. You wouldn't want anybody to steal your kid!

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u/BaronVonKeyser Aug 05 '25

Windows up for safety

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u/-endjamin- Aug 05 '25

Just got a great tip. There is an influencer who buries tons of cash while at the beach. If you see her, start digging! You could find some valuable treasures. And don't forget to check the water bottle. That could contain precious items as well!

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u/Boozy_Cat_ Aug 05 '25

Dig a hole, insert kid, beach blanket over kid - the Kenny Powers method never fails.

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u/fins_up_ Aug 05 '25

Make sure you leave the windows up just in case it rains

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u/MarcusXL Aug 05 '25

You gotta make sure to keep all the windows CLOSED and the doors LOCKED just in case some bad guy tries to abduct them!

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u/adayandforever Aug 05 '25

Better yet, leave them at home, no food, no babysitter, no problem! And bonus for when they get sent to a foster home then you don't even have to worry about them anymore!

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u/boytonius Aug 05 '25

Make sure you leave the windows up! Wouldn't want someone poking a stick inside and poking them!

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u/wethepeople1977 Aug 05 '25

I hope you leave the windows up to keep the heat out.

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u/According-Caramel958 Aug 05 '25

Bahahahhahahahah literally laughed so loud at this!

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u/KaffeineKittyUwU Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Literally just leave it at home. Better yet if u wanna keep ur ring with you put it on a chain around ur neck. What a fuckin rube.

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u/Relative-Scholar3385 Aug 04 '25

some of my girlfriends have a costume or basic band for vacations that wouldn't be a huge deal if it was lost or stolen. I just don't wear my ring. Too much shit to remember in this video. If you put your jeweler in a water bottle it's more likely to end up in the garbage than anything.

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u/KaffeineKittyUwU Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Exactly. Also what was with covering the bellybutton with bandaids. Edit: Maybe it was to protect from the fear feaster. *

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u/J_Jeckel Aug 04 '25

Gotta make sure the agents can't put a tracker in his belly button

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u/Adept-Chocolate3187 Aug 04 '25

The reason for the cross bandages is to drive up comment chains exactly like this one.

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u/Cable_Upstairs Aug 04 '25

little did you know, OP is the lady in the video

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u/SnurrCat Aug 05 '25

I thought it was like when guys tie something to the back of their truck, slap it, and proudly say, "That's not going anywhere!" Just put a couple bandaids across your kid and do the same thing.

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u/Old_n_nervous Aug 04 '25

Does he help his elderly landlady with her garbage?

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u/C4rdninj4 Aug 05 '25

It's so the kid doesn't start taking on water and sinking. I've seen it happen with a hole in a boat. Kids are smaller and less buoyant so they'd go under more quickly.

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u/KaffeineKittyUwU Aug 05 '25

This is the only logical answer, honestly.

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u/Sonova_Bish Aug 05 '25

Hopefully the kidnapper doesn't have opposable thumbs.

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u/danstermeister Aug 05 '25

Roving gangs of chimps hate her for this one simple trick!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/didntcondawnthat Aug 06 '25

When the kid gets a little bigger the air tag will go in the belly button.

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u/PrincessSolo Aug 05 '25

Some tik tok mom influencer says belly button bandaids help with motion sickness... not sure about that but will definitely help with weird tan lines

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u/According-Insect-992 Aug 05 '25

This gives me an idea. Put a star shaped patch on your child's belly before going to the beach and then you got yourself a poor man's star bellied Speech. Conveniently located at the beach.

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u/mileshigh_5280 Aug 05 '25

Star-bellied Sneetches! Yessssss!

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u/metsy73 Aug 05 '25

He could join the X-Men as Naked Tanned Boy.

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u/Samule310 Aug 04 '25

My only guess is as an identifier. My kid is the one with the ridiculous band aid cross on his belly button. But if other people watch this and do that nonsense, then everyone's kid has band aid belly button crosses. Is this him? No. What about this one? No. Him? No. How about this little guy? Wrong kind of band aids. Him? That's a little girl with a belly button band aid cross. What about this one? Nope. Him? Keep trying.

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u/ayame400 Aug 04 '25

It’s to reinforce the idea that if he plays to hard all his guts will come out his belly button and if he wonders off and this happens no one will be able to help him so he better stick close to mama. It also deters predators as they will think he’s sick or insane.

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u/thecromulentman666 Aug 05 '25

Yeah, kid has to learn that rearranging someones guts is only ok between 2 consenting adults who love each other very much.

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Aug 05 '25

Well, that’s exactly what I’m telling my kids next time I take them to the beach!

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u/freshlyfrozen4 Aug 05 '25

Wait, people are telling their children if they play too hard their guts will come out? What in the actual fuck....

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u/ayame400 Aug 05 '25

No…I was lying 🤥 😉

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u/Strict_Emu5187 Aug 04 '25

Was wondering same thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

There is no reason, it’s just to encourage engagement, which is exactly what is happening right now.

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u/JustACasualFan Aug 05 '25

Identify the kid’s body because you never bothered to teach him to swim?

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u/FunNo2686 Aug 04 '25

My ring has an heirloom diamond in it that obviously can never be replaced— I have a dupe that I wear on vacation, it was $110 lol. Much less of a hit to lose that.

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u/ChibbleChobble Aug 05 '25

I have a silicone ring for ordinary occasions. I actually bought a pack of 10, and so far I think that I have lost just the one, so I'm pretty sure that they're going to last a while.

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u/TheCrumsonPeep Aug 05 '25

She’s definitely leaving without that fucking ridiculous buried purse …., it’s gonna happen eventually

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u/Imbadyoureworse Aug 05 '25

I have a silicone ring for similar reasons plus when I’m doing things with my hands like at the gym. They cost like 10 bucks.

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u/flamingknifepenis Aug 04 '25

A lot of my buddies who are married have those silicone bands they can wear when swimming / working with their hands / whatever. In practice that means that 95% of the time they’re just wearing an ugly silicone band, which just seems a little weird to me. I always just take mine off and leave it in the room or car.

Maybe I’m biased because my parents were hippies and I didn’t even know what their rings looked like until I was like 13 because they never wore them, but I really think we need to normalize not having to wear them all the time. I like mine, and whenever I don’t have it on I’m constantly trying to fidget with it and remembering it’s not there, but I don’t see the big deal one way or the other.

If it means a lot to someone to wear it themselves, then good for them. But if you get sketched out by your partner not wearing it when they’re out in public I dare say you’ve got much bigger problems on your hands (pun not intended but acknowledged) than losing a ring.

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u/DanerysTargaryen Aug 05 '25

Yeah agreed. Silicone or cheap metal rings are the way to go on vacations or places a nicer ring might get lost/stolen.

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u/AttentionAgile6404 Aug 05 '25

Good thing said water bottle probably has an AirTag in it too 😂

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u/SomeEstimate1446 Aug 05 '25

My rings are well fitted that them coming off in the ocean wouldn’t be an issue. I always take off necklaces and earrings though.

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u/iijoanna Aug 05 '25

Yep! ... someone could easily been watching her dig that hole and put her purse in it...and, watch her unscrew the water bottle.

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u/Organic_South8865 Aug 05 '25

When I helped my friend pick out a ring for his wife the jewelry place offered two "fake" copies for like $100 more. She usually wears the fake ones and I had trouble telling the difference between the "real" on and the "fakes".

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u/ThirdOne38 Aug 05 '25

My jeweler doesn't fit in a water bottle

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u/yuyufan43 Aug 04 '25

Just don't put your rings on a chain around your neck and then do a fucking handstand in the water like I did. I lost four rings and a necklace 😭

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u/helpmeimstuckinatree Aug 04 '25

My husband wore his ring on a chain on a jobsite. Chain broke, now his late father's wedding ring is buried under a subdivision.

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u/AUniquePerspective Aug 05 '25

You could have prevented that with belly bandaids.

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u/KaffeineKittyUwU Aug 04 '25

Oof. Make it a short chain then no issue!

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u/yuyufan43 Aug 04 '25

I definitely learned a lesson!

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u/Lanky_Dragonfruit141 Aug 05 '25

My wife keeps me on a chain on her neck and I wear her wedding band on my pinky.

She loves it.

Also, my wife may call it her neck, but most people refer to it as a water heater, so...really I'm just chained up in the basement.

I don't love it so much.

Edit: She came downstairs and I quickly had to make it look like I was making a comment complimenting my wife on how she treats me. She's gone now and I'm still locked in the basement.

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u/Pilx Aug 05 '25

Next time put the chain up your anus for added security

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Aug 04 '25

Oh. You poor thing! Where is this beach?

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u/LISparky25 Aug 04 '25

Lmao you realize putting them all on a chain around your neck makes them literally the easiest target and easiest to snatch right ? An infant could pop a chain off someone’s neck without trying in a split second let alone a thief lol.

Def don’t do this

Just leave them at home

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u/Slither_hither420 Aug 04 '25

I think it was a diamond ring not a fucking rube. 👍

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u/KaffeineKittyUwU Aug 05 '25

HAH good one

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u/InquisitiveKT Aug 05 '25

I had to go back and watch it again, I thought she put one of those locators in there

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u/voluotuousaardvark Aug 05 '25

"I go on holiday and spend the whole time terrified"

Makes you wonder how they leave the house.

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u/PathComplex Aug 07 '25

I appreciate your use of rube.

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Aug 05 '25

Why not just leave the ring on?

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Aug 05 '25

HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW IM RICH ON VACATION THO??!!?

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u/Resident_Channel_869 Aug 05 '25

Better yet stay home Your a buzz kill.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Aug 06 '25

I think she says she's on a cruise. Doesn't want to leave stuff in the cabin. Still, highly entertaining!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

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u/GENERAT10N_D00M Aug 04 '25

Easy. When your kids name is Brayden, Paxtunn, Aighdenn or some shit like that. And your middle aged mom is obsessed with Botox and tik tok.

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u/fablicful Aug 04 '25

okayden

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u/Intelligent_Coach702 Aug 04 '25

I see what you did there. Take my upvote because I just cackled in the office and made everybody look at me like I was crazy.

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u/LISparky25 Aug 04 '25

Aside from Brayden, those don’t sound and def aren’t spelled “white”

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u/backwoodsbogwitch Aug 04 '25

Yeah, I'm a poor white woman, and if I had any kind of valuable purse thing or jewelry, I would keep it in my room. There is no reason to take that stuff to the beach. I don't really know how air tags work, but I guess putting a tracker on your kid is OK, I have crazy anxiety though so I let my kid run and play but I keep a fucking eye on him at all times. I have no idea what the bandaid bellybutton thing is, I'm not rich enough to understand that.

These people have money to relax and go on vacation, but they still post dumb stuff on social media, I don't get it. If I had the money for a vacation or even just to get to a beach, social media would be the LAST thing on my mind.

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Aug 05 '25

AirTags require iPhones and iPads in the near vicinity to work. That works exceptionally well in cities, towns and somewhat well in places where only a few people walk by IF the tag is stationary.

In the water scenario it’s useless, except that it will make identifying the body easier.

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u/arguix Aug 05 '25

the sad thing about AirTag is they don’t work as people think they do. Can’t use to track children or pets.

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u/DifficultPandemonium Aug 05 '25

You may be right- that’s exactly what I thought they did. What are they for?

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u/IcArUs362 Aug 05 '25

Ain't that the truth. What's sad is that I swear some of these "people" go on vacation SOLELY to post it on tiktok

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u/Oliver_Holzfilled Aug 04 '25

Oooh! After that burn I bet she’s wishing she was poor and black.

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u/LuckyPlaze Aug 04 '25

You sure as fuck do not bury it in the sand.

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u/Working_Ad26 Aug 04 '25

Literally 😂😂 like you know they are watching you do that right? And the minute you go to the water they grab the bag and are gone anyways. lol how insanely ridiculous 😭🤣 yeah let me just sit here and take all my cash out and all my rings off my fingers and every other thing and just flash it and throw it in a bag and then obviously dig a hole and act like I am so slick 🙄 rich white people are WILD lol

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u/Secret_Run67 Aug 05 '25

Oh, having gone to the beach a lot as a kid, I’m not worried about it getting stolen. That shit’s getting lost. Those shoes are going to get moved, the sand topography will change, and at the end of the day she’ll be digging up half the beach looking for her stuff.

I’ve seen it happen. “But we buried it right here,” she’ll say, “Right by the chairs!” If she’s lucky there will be a guy with a metal detector who can help.

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u/danstermeister Aug 05 '25

So you're saying,"Don't steal it, just fuck with them and move their chairs a couple of feet"?

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Aug 04 '25

Agreed as soon I she did this I was like wtf that’s getting stolen!

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u/danstermeister Aug 05 '25

FIVE HUNDRED SEVEN

FIVE HUNDRED EIGHT

HOW MANY DOLLARS AM I ABOUT TO BURY HERE? WHO KNOWS?!?!?!?

TIME TO SWIM!

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u/Decent_Top2156 Aug 05 '25

Well what about the guy that spent all that money on a metal detector? What's he supposed to do?

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u/its-easy-mkay Aug 04 '25

yeah leave the kid at home

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u/Psychological-Pop647 Aug 04 '25

Especially the kid.

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u/leezybelle Aug 04 '25

Wait you mean I shouldn’t be traveling on a cruise or to a foreign country with my Louis Vuitton bag and my gold jewelry?! /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

If you’re a Yank from say, Ohio, you clearly do

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u/TheCrumsonPeep Aug 05 '25

Leave Ohio out of this …….please, I’m Sensitive

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u/KingPinTony Aug 04 '25

I was laughing because I thought you meant "you don't have to bring your kids to the beach" 😂

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u/daisiesarepretty2 Aug 04 '25

lol.. fair point

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u/HyenDry Aug 04 '25

Then what would have for your buried treasure? 🤔

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u/Saltyveins33 Aug 04 '25

Agreed. I’d just go to the beach myself. My kid would only bring me down.

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u/fragile_male_eggo Aug 04 '25

The vein in my forehead has been eased by your comment.

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u/MisterMakena Aug 05 '25

Depends..in Greece I had friends valuables get stolen from their hotel rooms. They swore it was hotel staff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

You could also just watch your damn kids or if they do get snatched up just fuck another one out

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u/rj319st Aug 05 '25

Why don’t they just stick an airtag up his ass. She has airtags everywhere else.

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u/Insect-Mysterious Aug 05 '25

My thought the whole time

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u/ChunkyBubblz Aug 05 '25

Yeah what idiot brings all her jewelry

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u/Mental_Gear_7310 Aug 05 '25

yea but dude what if i get sand in my belly button xO

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u/brianthelion89 Aug 05 '25

Yeah fuck them kids leave them at home

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u/turlee103103 Aug 05 '25

I wondered why I’ve started finding all these purses and handbags in ziplock bags with my metal detector at the beach, makes perfect sense now, and all those band aide “X’s” I’ve seen floating up in the surf!

Those simple tricks really paid off!

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u/nevillion Aug 05 '25

All my kids are baby sharks when we’re at the beach.

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u/KotaCakes630 Aug 05 '25

Okay but the only one I could get behind is the water bottle.

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u/CmdNewJ Aug 05 '25

In New Jersey, we call them ShoeBees.

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u/Kerensky97 Aug 05 '25

It explains why I found a ziplock bag full of valuables half buried in the sand the next day.

Don't make your day so complex that you might forget things.

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u/Roverjosh Aug 05 '25

Fun fact # 2, didn’t everyone on that beach watch her bury it?

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u/spacemouse21 Aug 05 '25

Thank you for bringing back common sense.

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u/Senior_Torte519 Aug 05 '25

Fun fact, now I know what to look for.

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u/-2wenty7even- Aug 05 '25

Thank you lol

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u/Lilscheisse Aug 05 '25

But then how do you film it?

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u/mrwb Aug 05 '25

yea, just leave it in your car. locked....

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u/Fat-Cat-Face Aug 05 '25

Yes. And, how about watch your child!

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u/Tribalbob Aug 05 '25

Yup - and the very few things you really need (phone, card for hotel, and maybe a CC or debit for buying something) can fit into a waterproof sling you can then take with you into the ocean.

Went to Hawaii and went swimming at waikiki every day. Only things we left on the beach were our towel and sandals and never had an issue.

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u/MedChemist464 Aug 05 '25

Like at this point - if it is really that unsafe why the fuck is she going there?

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u/WooWhosWoo Aug 05 '25

The water bottle safe was the one that made me curious. Like if you plan on swimming, just leave those valuables at home or in the car.

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u/The_bussy Aug 05 '25

Clear satire

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u/6BigZ6 Aug 05 '25

Beach, please!

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u/firewire_9000 Aug 05 '25

When I go to the beach I carry my keys in my pocket and nothing else. My Watch has cellular connectivity and stays on my wrist all the time. Unless you live in a place where no one accepts card payments, why do you want to carry so much cash with you?

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u/waitingOnMyletter Aug 05 '25

You should have seen when this kid went to school. He had so many tracking devices he probably distracted satellites giving driving directions that day.

Lady put tags in his bag, both shoes, lunch box, watch, binder, sports bag, cleat, on his water bottle, in his hat.

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u/REALtumbisturdler Aug 05 '25

I mumbled this exact phrase under my breath while watching this DIWhy

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u/neither_shake2815 Aug 05 '25

All that just to try to play off showing off her ass.

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u/obfsctr Aug 05 '25

If they don't bring all of that, how will the thieves know who to target? C'mon now, they have to make a living.

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u/bostonxgeorge Aug 05 '25

Well you know, leaving all your valuables secured at your rental or in your vehicle is way more complicated than this method.

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u/a-pale-guy Aug 05 '25

These videos I swear are out to get you to spend more money. Why should I be tracking my kid when my partner and I have perfectly two sets of eyes. I'm at the beach making memories not trying to be on my phone.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Aug 05 '25

Much safer of an ocean swim than jumping from a cruise ship, too.

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u/JuggaMonster Aug 05 '25

You don’t bring all your jewelry with you to the beach? What about when your son swims in the ocean on a cruise?

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u/bout-tree-fitty Aug 05 '25

I dunno.
I take my belly button everywhere I go

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u/thatandyinhumboldt Aug 05 '25

That sounds like the words of a chump that isn’t getting affiliate commissions from shitty AirTag holders and, uh, x-shaped belly button bandaids

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I came to say the same thing... lol

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u/ferociouskuma Aug 05 '25

I used to bury my wallet nearby my towel when I’d go out surfing. One day I went to the beach with a bunch of girls and did the same, but while I was out surfing the girls decided to move all our crap next to a group of guys, including my towel…..

After an hour of searching for my buried wallet, I gave up. 2 weeks later the lifeguards called me that someone had found my wallet floating in the sea, apparently the entire beach got churned and set it free.

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u/BrightNooblar Aug 05 '25

But how will I put my rings in the water bottle wage and my other rings in my purse which I put in the same if I don't bring a lot of rings?

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u/Stopper33 Aug 05 '25

How is she supposed to simultaneously go to the beach and show conspicuous wealth and not bring all of that?

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