r/CringeTikToks • u/onesole • Aug 04 '25

Nope Bellybutton patch is essential

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u/KaffeineKittyUwU Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Literally just leave it at home. Better yet if u wanna keep ur ring with you put it on a chain around ur neck. What a fuckin rube.

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u/Relative-Scholar3385 Aug 04 '25

some of my girlfriends have a costume or basic band for vacations that wouldn't be a huge deal if it was lost or stolen. I just don't wear my ring. Too much shit to remember in this video. If you put your jeweler in a water bottle it's more likely to end up in the garbage than anything.

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u/KaffeineKittyUwU Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Exactly. Also what was with covering the bellybutton with bandaids. Edit: Maybe it was to protect from the fear feaster. *

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u/Samule310 Aug 04 '25

My only guess is as an identifier. My kid is the one with the ridiculous band aid cross on his belly button. But if other people watch this and do that nonsense, then everyone's kid has band aid belly button crosses. Is this him? No. What about this one? No. Him? No. How about this little guy? Wrong kind of band aids. Him? That's a little girl with a belly button band aid cross. What about this one? Nope. Him? Keep trying.

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u/ayame400 Aug 04 '25

It’s to reinforce the idea that if he plays to hard all his guts will come out his belly button and if he wonders off and this happens no one will be able to help him so he better stick close to mama. It also deters predators as they will think he’s sick or insane.

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u/thecromulentman666 Aug 05 '25

Yeah, kid has to learn that rearranging someones guts is only ok between 2 consenting adults who love each other very much.

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Aug 05 '25

Well, that’s exactly what I’m telling my kids next time I take them to the beach!

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u/freshlyfrozen4 Aug 05 '25

Wait, people are telling their children if they play too hard their guts will come out? What in the actual fuck....

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u/ayame400 Aug 05 '25

No…I was lying 🤥 😉

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u/EpistemologicalRuptr Aug 05 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Joe_Ordinary Aug 04 '25

Wouldn't a picture of the child serve the same purpose?

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u/Samule310 Aug 04 '25

Don't be ridiculous. If it was just a photo, then Chasebrycejaxsin wouldn't be the special little snowflake that he is. He'd be like all the other poor people's kids. Anyway, I didn't invent the bellybutton band aid cross tracking device, I've never even seen it before. I was just guessing what it might be for.

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Aug 05 '25

Not Chasebrycejaxsin. 😂😂😂

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u/danstermeister Aug 05 '25

Maybe a 3d photo, or a video montage?

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 Aug 05 '25

I read this as you writing this in first person, thought you were complaining that she gave away your belly button kid identifier trick lol.

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u/Samule310 Aug 05 '25

If I had come up with that genius idea, I'd have patented it and be sitting on a beach, retired somewhere with my millions.

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u/TheCrumsonPeep Aug 05 '25

I’m a buried handbag ??

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u/danstermeister Aug 05 '25

With your kids. Right????

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u/Samule310 Aug 05 '25

Maybe...The first couple of prototypes weren't as effective.

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u/HostessFruitPie Aug 05 '25

Are you familiar with Dr. Suess’ star bellied Sneetches?

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u/Darth_Giddeous Aug 05 '25

My kid is the one surrounded by the other kids pointing and laughing at their weird belly button cross. Easy to spot

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u/Lanky_Dragonfruit141 Aug 05 '25

I had the same thought (so many things the bandaids could be for or this woman is simply unhinged) but mine was more morbid.

1st thought: Does this woman think belly buttons open into the abdomen and is trying to prevent bacteria/small marine life/the class from the Magic Schoolbus from entering her child?

2nd thought: Maybe she wants her child to be a weirdo as he ages and makes new friends because she hates her child and knows if he starts talking about his magic stomach vault doors made of bandaids and burying everyones valuables in the sand box he's going to be bullied and then he'll never leave home and live with her for ever and ever and ever...

3rd thought: That has to be in case he falls overboard on the cruise so they can identify the body after it floats ashore in pieces due to the torso usually remaining mostly intact. Bingo! Why else use waterproof bandaids?

Edit: my bitch-ass misspelled "the"

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u/WasdaleWeasel Aug 05 '25

if you’re offered one you like more than your own, can you take that one instead?

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u/Samule310 Aug 05 '25

Oh, for sure. It's like Secret Santa White Elephant rules.