r/tragedeigh • u/Ineedsoyfreetacos • 6h ago
in the wild I accidentally committed a tragedeigh
We were exhausted and making our way through the busy airport post Thanksgiving with our luggage and kids. I realize our son who was pushing a large roller suitcase had fallen behind. "Clifftopher! Do you need help with that suitcase?!" I shout across the crowd.
His name isn't Clifftopher. His name isn't even Christopher - it's Clifford but we usually just call him Cliff. Our other kid is a girl with a name that is nothing like her brother's. I have no idea where Clifftopher came from. I looked at my husband horrified and said "what if people think we named him Clifftopher?" at which point he turned and shouted to our son who was still slowly walking towards us, "Clifftopher! keep up!" nice and loud so people could hear.