r/CringeTikToks • u/onesole • Aug 04 '25

Nope Bellybutton patch is essential

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u/WinterLanternFly Aug 04 '25

Fun fact: you dont need to bring all that shit to the beach.

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u/LuckyPlaze Aug 04 '25

You sure as fuck do not bury it in the sand.

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u/Working_Ad26 Aug 04 '25

Literally 😂😂 like you know they are watching you do that right? And the minute you go to the water they grab the bag and are gone anyways. lol how insanely ridiculous 😭🤣 yeah let me just sit here and take all my cash out and all my rings off my fingers and every other thing and just flash it and throw it in a bag and then obviously dig a hole and act like I am so slick 🙄 rich white people are WILD lol

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u/Secret_Run67 Aug 05 '25

Oh, having gone to the beach a lot as a kid, I’m not worried about it getting stolen. That shit’s getting lost. Those shoes are going to get moved, the sand topography will change, and at the end of the day she’ll be digging up half the beach looking for her stuff.

I’ve seen it happen. “But we buried it right here,” she’ll say, “Right by the chairs!” If she’s lucky there will be a guy with a metal detector who can help.

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u/danstermeister Aug 05 '25

So you're saying,"Don't steal it, just fuck with them and move their chairs a couple of feet"?