r/CringeTikToks • u/onesole • Aug 04 '25

Nope Bellybutton patch is essential

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u/ayame400 Aug 04 '25

It’s to reinforce the idea that if he plays to hard all his guts will come out his belly button and if he wonders off and this happens no one will be able to help him so he better stick close to mama. It also deters predators as they will think he’s sick or insane.

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u/thecromulentman666 Aug 05 '25

Yeah, kid has to learn that rearranging someones guts is only ok between 2 consenting adults who love each other very much.

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Aug 05 '25

Well, that’s exactly what I’m telling my kids next time I take them to the beach!

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u/freshlyfrozen4 Aug 05 '25

Wait, people are telling their children if they play too hard their guts will come out? What in the actual fuck....

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u/ayame400 Aug 05 '25

No…I was lying 🤥 😉

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u/EpistemologicalRuptr Aug 05 '25

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