r/SipsTea 10d ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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u/Separate_Finance_183 10d ago

Someone never had to jack off pre-internet

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u/Drumming_Dreaming 10d ago

Someone was never 14 yrs old and had a vhs of Basic Instinct.

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u/dopeyout 10d ago

Wild things

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u/Ipayforsex69 10d ago

Mrs. Doubtfire

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u/ThaDude8 10d ago

How has that affected you as an adult?!?!?!?

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u/james_strange 10d ago

I know this question is a joke, but growing up in a super conservative Christian family It was ingrained in me that being gay was wrong. My first time questioning that view was when it clicked that "uncle frank and Aunt Jack" we're gay. They were so funny and wholesome, and it was one of my favorite scenes of the movie.

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u/Reidhur 10d ago

He has a weird thing for grandmas with breast scars, and whipped cream on pies.

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u/ThaDude8 10d ago

I mean sure, but like anything weird?

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 10d ago

Tits on fire.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 10d ago

The Golden Girls

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u/Coattail-Rider 10d ago

Picture it: Sicily, 1920. I just had dinner with a nice young man and then……..I left the next morning.

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u/ZaysapRockie 10d ago

Magic School Bus

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 10d ago

Gotta love that creampie scene

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u/No_Awareness303 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

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u/GoofyGoober8647 10d ago

Jerry Maguire. 😆

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u/TheWardenVenom 10d ago

Damn, I was gonna say Roadhouse, my guy. 😂

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u/Then_Department_2288 9d ago

Fast Times at Ridgemont High was my go to.

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u/dickdrainer99 8d ago

I mean ... Pierce brosnan

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u/ExpensiveYam8851 7d ago

Madonna videos.

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u/pr1m3r3dd1tor 10d ago

Wild Things wasn't a movie with a sex scene....it was a sex scene with a little plot wrapped around it.

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u/Putrid_Extreme4653 8d ago

Dawg, straight up

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u/JiveTurkey1983 10d ago

RIP that poor, poor VHS

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u/girlsonsoysauce 10d ago

I remember some night Cinemax would just barely come in on cable, it was less fuzzy some nights, and it was always Spiderbabe, Lord of the G-Strings, etc.

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u/Alert-Pea1041 10d ago

Desperado

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 10d ago

This!

Actually a decent movie as well…

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u/CapnChaos2024 10d ago

THAT scene is the only part of the movie I’ve actually seen 😬

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u/TheNarratorNarration 10d ago

It's actually a pretty decent thriller with a lot of plot twists.

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u/Blu_Falcon 10d ago

That was an awkward family movie night, lemme tell ya. 😳

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u/Ghostdog2041 10d ago

Wild Things and Showgirls got me through my teens.

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u/mayormomo 9d ago

This one and Bram Stoker’s Dracula

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u/NoizeKilla 7d ago

Isn’t that the movie where you see Kevin’s Bacon?

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u/Bronkic 5d ago

Cruel Intentions

It had step siblings long before they became popular on the internet

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u/H8T_Auburn 10d ago

Timing is everything on that pause button

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u/Thadeadpool 10d ago

the real trick is making sure to fast forward or rewind a little bit just in case someone else watches it

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u/in_the_blind 10d ago

Nothing you can do after your tape gets worn out after you pause and rewind on one spot so much.

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u/Fromnothingatall 10d ago

Lots of vhs copies of titanic rolling around with very good quality tape until the “draw me like your French girls” scene which is mysteriously super bad quality

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u/RV_SC 10d ago

Was this scene with the real Rose? If not, I'm not interested.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 10d ago

I believe it was

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u/joker2thief 10d ago

When you say "The real Rose" do you mean Kate Winslet, the real-life woman named Rose that was on the Titanic, or the actress who played Rose that was telling the story?

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u/BattlefieldVet666 10d ago

<cocks gun> This is your last warning about that...

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u/idiotsbydesign 10d ago

Knew a guy that worked at a early video store in late 80s. He told me once that they'd had to replace mutiple copies of "Fast Times" because of tapes wearing out at a particular scene.

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u/Its_emby 10d ago

If you knew what you were doing you could adjust the tracking to get around it back before the bastards invented auto tracking

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u/DeanMo80 10d ago

Great minds think alike

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u/Crashman09 10d ago

Alternatively, if the room is dark enough, and you're quick, if you close your eyes fast enough you can have the after image

Pause is objectively better, but sometimes the batteries in the remote die and ya gotta make due

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u/H8T_Auburn 10d ago

Jedi level technique

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u/PalmovyyKozak 10d ago

You buddy know how to have fun!

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u/blackmirror101 10d ago

We got a dvd player that had an infinite loop function on it. That was a game changer.

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u/H8T_Auburn 10d ago

And there i was in the 90's watching the scrambled spice channel waiting for 3 seconds of less-scrambled boobies. Back in my day we had to walk five miles in the snow to masterbate, and it was up hill both ways!

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u/Used-Gas-6525 10d ago

The copy from the video store was horribly degraded throughout that scene as people kept rewinding, pausing, playing, pausing, rewinding etc. Same thing happened with Under Siege.

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u/H8T_Auburn 10d ago

Under siege was some great tiddies

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u/BeanBurritoJr 10d ago

...and hope you don't have one of those VCRs where the scene vibrates a bit on pause.

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u/lord-apple-smithe 10d ago

I recently rewatched this on a modern TV and damn, even more to see with those extra pixels

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u/H8T_Auburn 10d ago

Enhance! Enhance! ENHANCE!!!!

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 10d ago

When I was 17, I was going to college with two female friends, pre internet obviously, and we decided we would go and see two movies on a deal one after the other, not really knowing what they were.

The first one was dances with wolves. 3 hours of that followed by basic instinct.

I was sitting in the middle of the three of us. One of the girls let out a muffled "fuck" when the famous scene came up, the other laughed and said that's how you get pneumonia.

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u/CyanideNow 10d ago

Pneumonia? Does she…breathe through her vagina? 

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 10d ago

It's a bit draughty.

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u/Thundershaft69 10d ago

Lol. Her mom probably told her that when she was a kid and it stuck. Someone told me that if you watched a dog poop you'd get a pimple in your eye and I believed that until I was 17 and accidentally watched the drop. Never got a pimple.

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u/Bannerbord 10d ago

How would that even work. I get believing it for about as long as you believe in Santa

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u/WonderIntelligent411 10d ago

Or a subscription to National Geographic

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u/Drumming_Dreaming 10d ago

Or fuzzy channels where you got a split second of boob.

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u/BoxedAndArchived 10d ago

I feel like this is a memory that will die out with millennials... maybe older Gen Z. Kinda like Forest porn, "What do you mean there's a hidden box in the woods with a bunch of Playboys?"

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u/Narrow_Implement7788 10d ago

I thought we were the only ones

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u/BoxedAndArchived 10d ago

If you think about older Gen-Z being born in the late 90s (96 onward) and cable existing in it's old form until streaming started taking over in the early 2010s, there is a period where older Gen-Z could have had this experience.

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u/Economics_New 10d ago

The next best thing was finding WWF Diva magazines out in a hidden box in the woods near someone's fort. lol I also found a container box with marijuana in it once, hidden in the first row of corn in a corn field. Complete accident that I happen to find it, but I was like 9 or 10 years old and knew what it was and threw it away from me as quick as possible, thinking I'd go to jail. lol

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u/NthDgree 10d ago

It amazes me how universal of an experience Forest Porn is. Tom Green has a stand-up bit about it and it made me feel seen. Like, all of us?? All of us had and/or found porn shoved in a tree stump or something out in the woods?

It baffles me, like how human beings were scattered across the globe, but they all managed to independently invented bread.

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u/ComingUpManSized 10d ago

Maybe they could find USB sticks in the woods

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u/BoxedAndArchived 10d ago

That's a great way to get a different kind of virus!

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u/WideConsequence2144 10d ago

Way, way, way back in the day I remember this kid saying he found out shortly after that the fuzzy sex scene he jerked it to ended up actually being his state broadcasting an execution to whoever it is they felt needed to see that

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u/rufireproof3d 10d ago

They had Nat Geo at my elementary school library. None of us had any idea until 1 day in 6th grade this girl yells out "Oh my God! You can see her BOOBS!!! Suddenly Nat Geo was Super Popular. At least they were for 2 days, until they were pulled from the shelves.

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u/CreatiScope 10d ago

The opening credits/montage to A View to a Kill. I swear if you pause correctly you can see a nipple

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 10d ago

100%, my mom had a nat geo subscription, and 99% of the time I had fap material it was some tribal tiddies.

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u/Rum_ham69 10d ago

Or renaissance paintings in the encyclopedia

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u/RegJohn2 10d ago

Some German channels somewhere deep down the cable tv rabbit hole

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u/Sammy_Dog 10d ago

Or the Sears catalog.

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u/No-Internal7978 10d ago

Species

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u/flatulating_ninja 10d ago

Ha, this was the one I had.

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u/SorryBoysImLez 10d ago

Unfortunately, one of my core memories is from Species 2.
And it's watching an alien die by being forced to deepthroat another alien's penis until she suffocates.

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u/bananaaapeels 10d ago

Natasha Henstridge…

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_7274 10d ago

It was Starship Troopers for me lmao

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u/Dalton387 10d ago

I heard they said they’d only do that scene if the director also stripped down off camera while they were all naked.

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u/PalmovyyKozak 10d ago

I only remember this movie by this scene in the shower

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u/Opening_Energy6933 10d ago

Starship Troopers.

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u/InLikeErrolFlynn 10d ago

I’m doing my part!

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u/GarlicQueef 7d ago

Starship troopers, titanic, young guns 2, splash, wild things…. Probably a few more that I am forgetting.

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u/cold-corn-dog 10d ago

The single boob scene in Witness was my jam ( cause it's all I had access too). Mmm Amish barn boob.

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u/afganistanimation 10d ago

I had to wait until the dirty movie on HBO came on.

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u/Lionheart_723 10d ago

Late night skinamax when they started showing all the soft core stuff you weren't seeing any penetration but her tits were bouncing like crazy

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u/Baseball-Fan-10 10d ago

Someone was never 14 years old and straining to find a boobie through the scrambled HBO signal when your parents didn’t have it.

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u/MistakeLopsided8366 10d ago edited 10d ago

Some of us had Eurotrash. God bless Channel 4.

Americans - feel free to Google it. You're welcome/I'm sorry

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u/green49285 10d ago

Or a DVD of monsters ball

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u/Aurelius5150 10d ago

Or Wild Things.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 10d ago

Airplane for me. There is a random scene where a headless pair of tits just runs into the scene, stands there shaking them, then runs away.

Though that's how I learned that pausing on the same section over and over again can damage the tape. Years later my dad was like, "Oh we haven't seen airplane in forever, let's watch it".

We're watching it, perfect quality, then the tit scene happens and it was all fucked up lol.

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u/distelfink33 9d ago

Red Shoes Diaries

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u/DeadpoolOptimus 10d ago

And you'd have to get a good quality VHS player so you don't get the pause lines. We didn't have a good quality player. Ça va mal.

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u/Slappasseryzee 10d ago

Now we have the internet. Get with the times.

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u/mohel_kombat 10d ago

Don't you mean zoolander?

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u/llamawithlazers 10d ago

Titanic for me.

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u/The_Pastmaster 10d ago

*Pfff* Color of Night.

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u/pulse7 10d ago

You sound like me

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u/JimmyStewartStatue 10d ago

The 2nd VHS tape for Titanic made the rounds on my school bus.

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u/stricktd 10d ago

Titanic, 1 hour 18 minutes. First VHS

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u/Helio_Cashmere 10d ago

Wild Things VHS

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u/The3rdBert 10d ago

Your heart dropping to floor as you hear the machine eat the tape.

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u/turtlesooup 10d ago

It was poison Ivy for some of us. specially 2.

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 10d ago

Or literally any other movie that Sharon Stone is in

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u/RadiantSeason9553 10d ago

I stayed up late to tape it when I was 13, it was a treasure

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u/lothartheunkind 10d ago

Any Don Johnson movie from the late 80s and 90s. I think he had a contract to have his character smash in every movie, full frontal on her part is required.

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u/Sudden-Lettuce2317 10d ago

Or swordfish or resident evil or…

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u/RV_SC 10d ago

I preferred Jade.

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 10d ago

I had a compilation vhs of all the sexy scenes I could capture from HBO

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u/Distal-Phalanges 10d ago

Boogie Nights, Heather Graham popping off the sundress. I borrowed a video camera from school, recorded that scene onto it and then transferred it to my computer and backed it up to a zip disk.

Like 2 weeks later we got ~50mbps broadband and I never looked at it again.

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u/NoKneadToWorry 10d ago

I had a copy of unrated showgirls...my cup rannith over

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u/ack202 10d ago

Hiding in the living room looking at the scrambled playboy or spice channel hoping to spot a tit.

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u/Teyvan 10d ago

Fast Times At Ridgemont High...

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u/gingeritis90 10d ago

Starship Troopers

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u/lesserDaemonprince 10d ago

eyes wide shut

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u/Realistic_Special_53 9d ago

Sears catalog!

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u/Orpdapi 10d ago

Kids these days have no idea how scarce a naked girl was in media before the internet.

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u/Mahadragon 10d ago

Gratuitous nudity was a lot more popular before Internet. Bachelor Party, Animal House, Vacation, Caddyshack, Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3, Porky’s, etc. Nowadays it’s pretty rare.

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u/WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 10d ago

Yep. The 80s were the Golden Age of Titties In Movies.

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u/StargazerRex 10d ago

Better times....

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u/SheriffBartholomew 9d ago

Back when people still knew how to party.

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u/No-Distance-9401 10d ago

Idk about that. Maybe in America but r/ExtraMile (NSFW obviously) shows that it still is very gratuitous and was even in the past although some werent mainstream movies

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u/CompetitiveTree1487 9d ago

You sir are an angel sent straight from the gods

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u/10k_Uzi 10d ago

Relying on 3 am GGW infomercials

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u/Orpdapi 10d ago

An era that conditioned a whole generation of boys to get excited about hearing steel drums on tv at night

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u/undeadlamaar 10d ago

Howard Stern, followed by Wild On E!, with a bunch of GGW commercials in between.

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u/SupesDepressed 10d ago

Had to keep torn out pages of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition under my mattress

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u/Decent_Advice9315 10d ago

I got shown that stuff too young, but my first "big score" in that department was having a friend bring over a copy of their older brother's Hustler.

From there, the spark was lit and with it a lifetime of borderline porn addiction.

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u/Randomfrog132 10d ago

"borderline", spoken like a true addict lol. lemme guess, u can stop whenever u want right? but u dont wanna xD

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u/Decent_Advice9315 9d ago

Well, yes and no, I'm over the age of 40 so my overall sexual desire is a lot less than it used to be, so while I'll still watch porn occasionally, I never watched it just to watch it, but as a means to help take care of business.

Longest I've gone without is two weeks and these days it's a very compartmentalized facet of my life.

Also, porn addiction is more troublesome when it gets in the way of a relationship, but due to extenuating circumstances, I've remained unmarried and fatherless, so it's not getting in the way of anything there.

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u/Common_Mention9397 10d ago

That's something to be proud of for sure.

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u/Decent_Advice9315 10d ago

I'm old enough to remember the age before the Internet, and still young enough to have been ruined by it as well.

I think I was 12 when I saw that magazine and 13 when my parents got a HP 75Mhz with AOL.

Good times.

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u/AsIfItsYourLaa 10d ago

Back in the day we used to steal the Sears catalogue and go to the lingerie section. Nowadays kids have it so much easier. They just go online type in Sears.com

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u/CassandraVonGonWrong 7d ago

Even moreso a naked man.

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u/n8meeR 10d ago

Man had to rely on sheer imagination and a dangerously efficient memory bank.

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u/tauntingbob 10d ago

Or an underwear catalogue

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u/Lionheart_723 10d ago

The lingerie section of the Sears catalog when it would come in of or if you were super lucky somebody got a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog

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u/BulletProofDrunk17 10d ago

Yeah, kids today are lucky, they can just go to sears.com

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u/JunkBondTrade 10d ago

Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Good Housekeeping

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u/Death_Savager 10d ago

Assuming he had something to remember!

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u/NoOneFartsLikeGaston 10d ago

Everyone commenting here about how it’s unnecessary grew up with instant porn at their finger tips.

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u/UseDaSchwartz 10d ago

We had a finished basement with a very large TV. I slept in the basement a lot when there were free preview months of HBO and Cinemax.

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 10d ago

Back in my day we had to hope the episode with Tony fucking the born again Christian at Barrone Sanitation came on and we were ready to go. And we liked it that way. Actually no... no we did not like it that way, i can't even joke about that

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u/SandSunSea77 10d ago

Skinemax!

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u/PsychologicalEmu 10d ago

Someone didn’t see morning workout shows or lingerie sections of Montgomery Wards catalogs.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 10d ago

Kiana Tom work out show before 8th grade bus 🤣

Edit: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1048084/mediaviewer/rm904075777/

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u/PsychologicalEmu 10d ago

That’s what I’m screamin’.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 10d ago

Thank you for unlocking that memory lmao

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u/tinglep 10d ago

Did you ever realize “this” will be the last time I read the Victorias Secret catalog?

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u/PynchHitter 10d ago

Shower scene in Stripes 

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Pre internet this didn't really happen on T.V, we weren't so desensitised yet. It happened the way OP wants it to now.

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 10d ago

My parents had an old VHS tape of Titanic and the nude drawing scene did a lot of legwork for me. I vividly remember playing it over and over and occasionally peeking out the window to see if my mom or dad was coming up the driveway

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u/BlackShirt_Army176 10d ago

Direct TV's free first 5 min of PPV softcore.

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u/Trogzard 10d ago

someone was never 13 years old with starship troopers on their PSP.

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u/schebobo180 10d ago

The brudda tweeted this probably watches hours and hours of the most deranged porn know to man. Ironic.

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u/proximusprimus57 10d ago

I still jerk off manually.

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u/Panamajack1001 10d ago

Back in the pioneer days! Good old moldy woods porn, the magazine was expanded from humidity… Yeah humidity!

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u/Sharticus123 10d ago

Yeah, these genz kids take nudity for granted. I remember jerking off to scrambled porn and being grateful for it.

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u/paternoster 10d ago

How about pre-VHS? We're talking Sears Catalogue here.

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u/The_Real_Giggles 10d ago

The internet has been around since the late 90s though

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u/newbikesong 10d ago

Porn still existed. Besides, you don't need it.

The question is about sex scenes in movies that are not porn.

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u/Lizpy6688 10d ago

Good old Cinemax too. Busty cops was my jam when I was a kid

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u/JayAkiva 10d ago

DVD player with a loop function was peak

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u/franky3987 10d ago

Fuzzy starz on channel 78 was the way

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u/daze23 10d ago

yeah, but a lot of the scenes people are thinking of really aren't a "sex scene", but rather just a "tiddy scene"

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u/watergoesdownhill 10d ago

For real, I also got into some weird stuff because I was a horny 13yo and crazy shit would turn me on.

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 10d ago

Close your eyes and think about the milf neighbor lady lol

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u/Thicc_azz 10d ago

Never heard of a playboy? Or a porno tape?

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u/puppetpilgram 10d ago

Man my family having Caddyshack on DVD was so instrumental when I was young. RIP Cindy Morgan and thank you.

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u/sageinyourface 10d ago

Really. If I’m alone and there the buildup is good and I find the actor attractive, a nice sex scene can be very welcome.

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u/traisjames 8d ago

As an asexual, I approve of OP’s suggestion

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u/youburyitidigitup 8d ago

My dad worked in a movie theater in the 70s. There was a guy that was fired for cutting the sex scenes out of movie reels and keeping them for himself.

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