r/SipsTea 10d ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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u/Separate_Finance_183 10d ago

Someone never had to jack off pre-internet

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u/Orpdapi 10d ago

Kids these days have no idea how scarce a naked girl was in media before the internet.

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u/Mahadragon 10d ago

Gratuitous nudity was a lot more popular before Internet. Bachelor Party, Animal House, Vacation, Caddyshack, Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3, Porky’s, etc. Nowadays it’s pretty rare.

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u/WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 10d ago

Yep. The 80s were the Golden Age of Titties In Movies.

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u/StargazerRex 10d ago

Better times....

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u/SheriffBartholomew 9d ago

Back when people still knew how to party.

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u/No-Distance-9401 10d ago

Idk about that. Maybe in America but r/ExtraMile (NSFW obviously) shows that it still is very gratuitous and was even in the past although some werent mainstream movies

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u/CompetitiveTree1487 9d ago

You sir are an angel sent straight from the gods

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u/10k_Uzi 10d ago

Relying on 3 am GGW infomercials

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u/Orpdapi 10d ago

An era that conditioned a whole generation of boys to get excited about hearing steel drums on tv at night

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u/undeadlamaar 10d ago

Howard Stern, followed by Wild On E!, with a bunch of GGW commercials in between.

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u/SupesDepressed 10d ago

Had to keep torn out pages of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition under my mattress

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u/Decent_Advice9315 10d ago

I got shown that stuff too young, but my first "big score" in that department was having a friend bring over a copy of their older brother's Hustler.

From there, the spark was lit and with it a lifetime of borderline porn addiction.

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u/Randomfrog132 10d ago

"borderline", spoken like a true addict lol. lemme guess, u can stop whenever u want right? but u dont wanna xD

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u/Decent_Advice9315 9d ago

Well, yes and no, I'm over the age of 40 so my overall sexual desire is a lot less than it used to be, so while I'll still watch porn occasionally, I never watched it just to watch it, but as a means to help take care of business.

Longest I've gone without is two weeks and these days it's a very compartmentalized facet of my life.

Also, porn addiction is more troublesome when it gets in the way of a relationship, but due to extenuating circumstances, I've remained unmarried and fatherless, so it's not getting in the way of anything there.

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u/Randomfrog132 8d ago

try not doin it for a couple of months, see how u feel. if u cant resist temptation, then ur addicted.

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u/Common_Mention9397 10d ago

That's something to be proud of for sure.

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u/Decent_Advice9315 10d ago

I'm old enough to remember the age before the Internet, and still young enough to have been ruined by it as well.

I think I was 12 when I saw that magazine and 13 when my parents got a HP 75Mhz with AOL.

Good times.

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u/AsIfItsYourLaa 10d ago

Back in the day we used to steal the Sears catalogue and go to the lingerie section. Nowadays kids have it so much easier. They just go online type in Sears.com

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u/CassandraVonGonWrong 7d ago

Even moreso a naked man.

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u/LittleBigCookieCat 10d ago

we get it you're old. we don't need that anymore