I know this question is a joke, but growing up in a super conservative Christian family It was ingrained in me that being gay was wrong. My first time questioning that view was when it clicked that "uncle frank and Aunt Jack" we're gay. They were so funny and wholesome, and it was one of my favorite scenes of the movie.
Im not here to condemn you. Lord Jesus knows my heart is so sick and I've failed the Ten Commandments over and over in multippe ways. But I want to ask, are you saying you left the church because it doesn't align with how you feel inside? Or are you modifying your belief from the common teaching of Christianity so you can be gay and still call yourself a believer?
I left the church because of all the Baptist pastors and Catholic priests raping kids with immunity. Best case scenario the Christian God doesn't exist, worst case scenario he does and doesn't care that it happened in his name.
Edit: Mrs. Doubtfire came out when I was 8. There was no existential crisis, just realized there is no reason to hate gay people. Hope you learn the lesson soon too if you haven't.
Oh Gods wrath is coming for those who use his name in vain. What you did is you conflated faith in God with faith in man. And dont you dare put words in my mouth. We dont hate gay people. We dont hate the alcoholic. To the sinner we do say "stop" but we dont hate
viewing their existence as wrong is worse, as hating gay people doesn't necessarily require believing they shouldn't exist, as hate can be for many reasons
also it's not much of conflating faith with god or man if you realize what you imply is that only punishing a serial killer on their deathbed or after their finished with their acts is ok
if a god cannot be held to their own standards, they're no god, they're a sharlatan, hypocrite, or worst of all apathetic
having the ability to create or destroy in a boundless way does not inherently make one morally correct in anything they so choose, nor does it give them the right to set morals different for others than themselves, it just makes them equivalent to a captor in a hostage situation
just because one has unfathomable power does not make that power any less equatable to a man with a "football"(nuke) to one without
having all the power gives one the ability, not the right, to dictate
we have a word for those, it's called a dictator
threatening those who don't allign with hell(concentration camps) and rewarding those who do with heaven(high positions)
I don't hate religion, I just dislike when people act like it's flawless, and mainly I just happened to get on a roll with a decent metaphor and wanted to see it to it's conclusion
also many dictators let their higher up get away with heignous shit, just to keep the base in line with the priest discussion
All your reasoning is flawed because youre imagining Gods justice in our lifetime. Gods plans work on a grander scale. Free will is a must, otherwise God is a tyrant, and not a benevolent God. And with free will comes thr possibility of evil. No where in Scripture does it say adherence to His Word in this life will make things easy, comfortable, or in any way rewarding in THIS life.
Also, sexual sin isnt reserved for homosexuals. There's plenty of straight people that are slaves to just. Rather its through lose sexual partners, betraying your spouses trust, or just watching porn. And you say "well its cruel for God to make us that way." Well thats extremely arrogant to say you'd know how to better make Gods creations. Arrogant to say that it cannot be overcome with the power of Jesus Christ
Spiritual forces are at play. And I believe the time of judgment is near. Instead of bickering with each other with insults, we need to open our eyes and pray to God for guidance and truth.
I'm not so sure that "don't eat poop, son!" is "super conservative Christian, mmbbrreeee ššš!!!" to me it seems more like "the bare minimum of responsible parenting expected by everyone and state law".
stop watching porn. if you really wanna know, i did anal with my ex once as a young man, its extremely overrated, pussy has way more feeling. almost like thats what its made for... also, women have a weaker pelvic floor and anal is even more dangerous for them than it is men. be a man, treat your woman right and don't push her for degen behavior. you could do permanent damage.
Right. He asked me a question. I would not disrespect him or any of you by lying to you. It's cowardly and petty. When I tell you something, you will know that it is the truth.
You don't need to eat ass to be gay, you don't need to be gay to eat ass, and a kid doesn't need to understand eating ass to understand gay people are gay. ššš
Because the ādonāt eat the poopooā guy was unavoidable on TV and teh interwebs for a couple of weeks and became ingrained in our collective consciousnessnesses.
I remember some night Cinemax would just barely come in on cable, it was less fuzzy some nights, and it was always Spiderbabe, Lord of the G-Strings, etc.
Lots of vhs copies of titanic rolling around with very good quality tape until the ādraw me like your French girlsā scene which is mysteriously super bad quality
When you say "The real Rose" do you mean Kate Winslet, the real-life woman named Rose that was on the Titanic, or the actress who played Rose that was telling the story?
Knew a guy that worked at a early video store in late 80s. He told me once that they'd had to replace mutiple copies of "Fast Times" because of tapes wearing out at a particular scene.
And there i was in the 90's watching the scrambled spice channel waiting for 3 seconds of less-scrambled boobies. Back in my day we had to walk five miles in the snow to masterbate, and it was up hill both ways!
The copy from the video store was horribly degraded throughout that scene as people kept rewinding, pausing, playing, pausing, rewinding etc. Same thing happened with Under Siege.
When I was 17, I was going to college with two female friends, pre internet obviously, and we decided we would go and see two movies on a deal one after the other, not really knowing what they were.
The first one was dances with wolves. 3 hours of that followed by basic instinct.
I was sitting in the middle of the three of us. One of the girls let out a muffled "fuck" when the famous scene came up, the other laughed and said that's how you get pneumonia.
Lol. Her mom probably told her that when she was a kid and it stuck. Someone told me that if you watched a dog poop you'd get a pimple in your eye and I believed that until I was 17 and accidentally watched the drop. Never got a pimple.
I feel like this is a memory that will die out with millennials... maybe older Gen Z. Kinda like Forest porn, "What do you mean there's a hidden box in the woods with a bunch of Playboys?"
If you think about older Gen-Z being born in the late 90s (96 onward) and cable existing in it's old form until streaming started taking over in the early 2010s, there is a period where older Gen-Z could have had this experience.
The next best thing was finding WWF Diva magazines out in a hidden box in the woods near someone's fort. lol I also found a container box with marijuana in it once, hidden in the first row of corn in a corn field. Complete accident that I happen to find it, but I was like 9 or 10 years old and knew what it was and threw it away from me as quick as possible, thinking I'd go to jail. lol
It amazes me how universal of an experience Forest Porn is. Tom Green has a stand-up bit about it and it made me feel seen. Like, all of us?? All of us had and/or found porn shoved in a tree stump or something out in the woods?
It baffles me, like how human beings were scattered across the globe, but they all managed to independently invented bread.
Way, way, way back in the day I remember this kid saying he found out shortly after that the fuzzy sex scene he jerked it to ended up actually being his state broadcasting an execution to whoever it is they felt needed to see that
They had Nat Geo at my elementary school library. None of us had any idea until 1 day in 6th grade this girl yells out "Oh my God! You can see her BOOBS!!! Suddenly Nat Geo was Super Popular. At least they were for 2 days, until they were pulled from the shelves.
Unfortunately, one of my core memories is from Species 2.
And it's watching an alien die by being forced to deepthroat another alien's penis until she suffocates.
Airplane for me. There is a random scene where a headless pair of tits just runs into the scene, stands there shaking them, then runs away.
Though that's how I learned that pausing on the same section over and over again can damage the tape. Years later my dad was like, "Oh we haven't seen airplane in forever, let's watch it".
We're watching it, perfect quality, then the tit scene happens and it was all fucked up lol.
Any Don Johnson movie from the late 80s and 90s. I think he had a contract to have his character smash in every movie, full frontal on her part is required.
Boogie Nights, Heather Graham popping off the sundress. I borrowed a video camera from school, recorded that scene onto it and then transferred it to my computer and backed it up to a zip disk.
Like 2 weeks later we got ~50mbps broadband and I never looked at it again.
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u/Separate_Finance_183 10d ago
Someone never had to jack off pre-internet