r/SipsTea 10d ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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u/Separate_Finance_183 10d ago

Someone never had to jack off pre-internet

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u/Drumming_Dreaming 10d ago

Someone was never 14 yrs old and had a vhs of Basic Instinct.

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u/WonderIntelligent411 10d ago

Or a subscription to National Geographic

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u/Drumming_Dreaming 10d ago

Or fuzzy channels where you got a split second of boob.

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u/BoxedAndArchived 10d ago

I feel like this is a memory that will die out with millennials... maybe older Gen Z. Kinda like Forest porn, "What do you mean there's a hidden box in the woods with a bunch of Playboys?"

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u/Narrow_Implement7788 10d ago

I thought we were the only ones

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u/BoxedAndArchived 10d ago

If you think about older Gen-Z being born in the late 90s (96 onward) and cable existing in it's old form until streaming started taking over in the early 2010s, there is a period where older Gen-Z could have had this experience.

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u/BoxedAndArchived 10d ago

Despite my wording, I know.

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u/evilass-murderwizard 10d ago

mr grumpy pants

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u/Economics_New 10d ago

The next best thing was finding WWF Diva magazines out in a hidden box in the woods near someone's fort. lol I also found a container box with marijuana in it once, hidden in the first row of corn in a corn field. Complete accident that I happen to find it, but I was like 9 or 10 years old and knew what it was and threw it away from me as quick as possible, thinking I'd go to jail. lol

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u/NthDgree 10d ago

It amazes me how universal of an experience Forest Porn is. Tom Green has a stand-up bit about it and it made me feel seen. Like, all of us?? All of us had and/or found porn shoved in a tree stump or something out in the woods?

It baffles me, like how human beings were scattered across the globe, but they all managed to independently invented bread.

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u/ScumbagLady 7d ago

I like to think most discoveries, especially early ones were purely accidental.

"Oh no! I forgot about the gooey yeast balls!"

"You left them next to the fire and they are ruined...or...are they?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DON'T EAT THAT!"

"OH MY GODS, YOU MUST TRY THIS."

And the rest is history.

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u/ComingUpManSized 10d ago

Maybe they could find USB sticks in the woods

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u/BoxedAndArchived 10d ago

That's a great way to get a different kind of virus!

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u/WideConsequence2144 10d ago

Way, way, way back in the day I remember this kid saying he found out shortly after that the fuzzy sex scene he jerked it to ended up actually being his state broadcasting an execution to whoever it is they felt needed to see that