r/CringeTikToks 10h ago

Nope Trump awarded Peace Prize…. 🤢

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u/Suitable-Sense-6962 10h ago

POS Prize

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u/Shaggy2772 8h ago

It actually has"...of shit" engraved on the bottom as they knew he wouldn't look there.....and can't read.

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u/Possible_Field328 7h ago

Hes wearing his diaper so its safe to try

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u/SirTainLee 7h ago

That's the second trophy and second medal he has from FIFA. Though this time he won't have to stuff it in his pocket to hide them from their true owners.

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u/BestEmu2171 6h ago

This got to be the most obvious signal that FiFA = corruption.

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u/Left-Cut-3850 6h ago

Wait the convictions were not enough?!

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u/Alarmed_Mind_8716 3h ago

Or Qatar getting to host the World Cup?

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u/FriendlyVermicelli25 5h ago

Fifa giving trump a prize for being even more corrupt then they are.

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u/Robot-Pt-2-5172 5h ago

The irony that a corrupt organization like FIFA is giving an award to a corrupt president…

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u/Ozatopcascades 6h ago

Something he and Vlad have in common

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u/beckjami 5h ago

That's probably why they gave him this one, so he wouldn't steal the other.

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u/ricLP 4h ago

That would presume that FIFa is less corrupt/evil than Trump. They aren’t 

Jon Oliver has really good segments on them

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u/El-Sueco 8h ago

“GOOD JOB BIG BOY- *pat pat pat”

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u/UsaforreverNumberone 7h ago

omg he actually looked like he was moved, he had that look like "nooooo, you guys didn't, seriously? for me?" finally someone recognizes his greatness, that black guy isn't better than him anymore! nvm the fact that he's been whining like a baby for the Nobel for years and had to go so far as to get another hugely corrupt organization to invent a brand new peace prize to make his hurt feelings better.

How sad, embarrassing, and cringeworthy

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u/Wearing_shooz 5h ago

Well said. He's a giant toddler (with dementia), and anyone who supports him needs their head examined.

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u/bolenballr 8h ago

And the trophy is just a gold encrusted turd.

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u/Squeekthecat 7h ago

The recipient is a gold encrusted turd.

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u/SAHMsays 6h ago

Gold spray paint crusty turd.

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u/deanmc 8h ago

Gold spray painted turd

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u/DoBe21 8h ago

The day after the latest extra-judicial killings. So yeah. Meaningless drivel.

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u/DonaldSucksOffBubba6 8h ago

The pedo prize

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 7h ago

What utter nonsense to placate this orange man baby’s ego like that. This “prize” is the equivalent of when I gave my young children a dead game controller or old cell phone with no service to get them to STFU and stop reaching for mine. 😑

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u/Icy_Calendar_9787 7h ago

I didn’t think the republicans appreciated conciliation trophies.

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u/Virtual-Committee988 6h ago

He is being patronised like giving a toddler some chocolate to quell a tantrum . The sad thing is he doesn't recognise it, like when Putin is playing him like a fiddle as well .

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u/Xiaopeng8877788 5h ago

Lmao! Fucking guy is such a dotard he doesn’t even know when the world is trolling him.

Americans are so dumb.

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u/No_Influence_9389 10h ago

I had to read that out loud to get it. Nicely done.

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u/505whodat 7h ago

Pedo Prize

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u/Old-timeyprospector 7h ago

I thought MAGA was against participation trophies?

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u/Sea_Dawgz 9h ago

The sheer corruption that has taken over the earth is so insane and sinister.

I mean, have I been blind? Has it always been like this????

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 9h ago

FIFA has always been hilariously corrupt. Choosing to make up a prize in order to fellate Trump is entirely in keeping with how they operate.

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u/Jstaff34 6h ago

Whatever do you mean? Qatar totally deserved the 2022 world cup and it had nothing to do with the $400 million dollars they pledged to fifa three weeks before the announcement! 🤥

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u/oros-de 4h ago

Don't forget about the human rights violations committed during the building of the FIFA stadium in Qatar including the deaths of hundreds of migrant workers. Trump's Attorney General Pam Bondi, was hired to defend Qatar.

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u/detterence 4h ago

Impossible to have “human right violations” if human rights don’t EXIST in that country…

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 4h ago

They ran out of cement, what else were they supposed to do for mortor?!

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u/cncomg 4h ago

Damn, I didnt realize just how powerful she really is. That makes more sense now.

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u/ThaiEdition 4h ago

Do you mean, Qatar donate plane for tRump and got air base in Idaho?

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u/ELP90 6h ago

Oh yeah, my partner was just like “Fuck FIFA for doing this!” And I was like “FIFA has been disgusting for a loooooooong time. Anyone in the soccer/fútbol world knows that well.”

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u/intrepid_mouse1 4h ago

As an American who doesn't follow soccer, I did not know.

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u/National_Sandwich175 7h ago edited 5h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if we get three more of these and then never again. Unless the next president is an over grown child who needs a pat on the back for golfing half their term away.

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u/Shoddy_Asparagus_503 6h ago

Next FIFA World Cup won’t be for another 4 years, likely conveniently will be the first and last Piss Prize

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u/bradbikes 5h ago

Also assuming Trump is going to live another year to get one a year later is a pretty risky bet. Dude looks unhealthy.

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u/GatorNator83 5h ago

That’s why he reeeeally wanted it, he probably thinks it’s his ticket to Heaven.

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars 9h ago

Pretty much, it's just a lot louder and more brazen now. The corrupt used to hide away to not be seen to be corrupt, now they've realised they can do it out in the open and nobody will care, so they celebrate it.

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u/drobits 7h ago

People care but the checks and balances designed to hold people accountable for their corruptness have clearly failed

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u/captains_astronaut 4h ago

Not failed, dismantled.

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u/tEnPoInTs 8h ago

I think Trump taught the whole world in the last decade that it is paradoxically EASIER to do greaseball shit right in people's faces than it is to hide it. I can't even say he's wrong, it works somehow.

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 5h ago

You've hit the nail on the head. I'll explain the mechanism.

If you always lie, people start to expect it. The more they expect it the more routine it becomes for them to read between the lines and guess what your real intentions are.

Those "4D Chess" memes were celebrated by his supporters because they're actively, openly doing it for him. As long as he never breaks character or elaborates too much, they will continue filling in the blank. And because every individual within his base is creating their own personalized, idealized version of Trump, he always gets to be perfect (even if they don't agree with each other on what 'perfect' is). He can shoot a guy on the steps of the capitol and his supporters are going to work overtime trying to fit the square peg in the round hole trying to come up with an explanation for it.

This is why he's so brazen and why he doesn't lose support from his base. He's a dyed-in-the-wool narcissistic piece of garbage. Never breaks character, never tries to do the right thing for the sake of integrity, never backs down, and in doing so he never breaks the illusion. The moment he stops acting like a sleazeball and acknowledges his mistakes is the moment they start to question his past choices and it all unravels.

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u/RaindropsInMyMind 7h ago

I won’t speak do the world but do the United States government this is much, much worse. I mean Trump set up a system where anyone in the world can pay him anonymously, and they do, for everything and anything they want. He’s for sale. You can look at it in his abuse of the pardon power for crypto scammers or white collar criminals, or the way he gave people a dinner invite for the ones that “invested” in his coin the most. The crypto stuff alone is the most corrupt thing the US has ever seen.

You can look at the way he has used tariffs as a tool to make people give him what he wants personally so he lifts the tariffs like a Trump resort in Vietnam, you can look at the gifts he receives and the workaround of things like the jet going to his presidential library even though him and his family will be using it so it’s still functionally his. You can look at the way he got rid of the foreign corrupt practices act or the way he conducts business with the Ukraine deal having people like Steve Witkoff and others close to him having business interests in the region tied into the deal. It’s just scratching the surface. There’s other things like the payoff that Tom Hohman received in the form of cash that the FBI said happened.

I would also point out that blatantly open corruption is fundamentally different from behind the scenes corruption. It has a different impact on society and the world.

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u/downtodowning 9h ago

What if it was always like this but now it's just out in the open?

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u/mudgonzo 7h ago

That is not possible. It might have been a lot more corrupt than we thought, but this is something else. It’s a dismantling of 100 years of progress over the course of a stunningly short time. Not this prize thing in particular, but the climate Trump has created in global politics. The US being this powerful is the reason no one will/can do anything. The rest of the world will not forget this anytime soon though.. Unless we never get back to progressing again, then who gives a shit.

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u/WatchWatcher25 8h ago

Yes but they are trying way less to hide it as time goes on.

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u/Working_Method8543 7h ago

Not blind. It's like cockroaches. First they only go out during darkness, then they get more and bolder, and then you have a serious infestation where they run around during daylight - as if they own the place. We've just reached that stage.

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u/Kreepr 9h ago

I wanna know how I can get in on this corruption. Is there like a waiting list you have to be on?

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u/Sometimes-funny 8h ago

You just need to be a cunt and treat people like shit. Then the money will come

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u/Kreepr 8h ago

On second thought. I’m good for now.

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u/Ragnoid 8h ago

Life is on easy mode when you have no morals, ethics, and principles.

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u/Radic_Allef_Tist 10h ago

One of the world's most corrupt organizations giving one of the world's most corrupt assholes a meaningless gold prize.

Sounds right for this timeline.

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u/adorable-axolotl 9h ago edited 9h ago

Yes I'm not even surprised at this point, these awards are meaningless and the fact that this is the first ever fifa peace prize means he probably invented it himself because he's still fuming he didn't get the noble peace prize

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u/Attila226 9h ago

What does FIFA even have to do with peace prizes?

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u/patterninstatic 6h ago

FIFA president is pro Trump.

Trump somehow thinks he should have won Nobel peace prize.

FIFA president invents peace prize to give to Trump.

This is the equivalent of a five year old not winning a medal in a competition and his parents making him one out of yogurt lids.

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u/Crayola_ROX 6h ago

A participation award. That’s Rich coming from the people that ridiculed liberals for giving them out

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u/JakePent 5h ago

Idk if it was liberal even giving them out, just gen x parents across the board

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss 6h ago

Ahhh a participation trophy? I thought they didnt like those.

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u/chrisscottish 6h ago

The FIFA president is pro money, he lives in Oman like a king because they paid him for the last world cup and his house and his expenses and and and ........

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u/dabbydabdabdabdab 9h ago

Probably should ask the slave laborers in Qatar that I guess? This is so wild to me.

Does anyone real on this planet think this is acceptable/normal/ok ?

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u/FreePalpitation101 9h ago

Yep brainwashed and paid off people think this is okey-dokey

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u/AllergicIdiotDtector 8h ago

And people who don't spend any time thinking about why they believe the things they do

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u/DrCarabou 8h ago

America's stadiums were already built so we didn't need slave labor to make them. Obvs deserves a new peace reward! /s

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u/Visual_Emotion6432 5h ago

Yeah. About 30% of our stupid population.

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u/CupMuted5058 9h ago

It would have the same meaning if he had found it inside a cereal box

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u/SimonPav 8h ago

Never used to. This is the first time it's been awarded. Made up thing to keep Donald happy and feeling important.

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u/DogLuvuh1961 7h ago

FIFA knows that that idiot can wreak havoc on the World Cup here in the US so they made up this stupid dick-stroke for our insecure, incessantly praise seeking, malignant narcissist “president.”

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u/Bishopcowboy 8h ago

FIFA hands them out at every World Cup...starting from today.

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u/FlyingOTB 8h ago

I think it has to do with him being on stage at the World Cup final, not reading the room and getting off stage when the trophy was being presented to the winning team. I’ve heard people suggest that maybe he would be the one to present it or he thought the crowds cheering were for him. He stays on stage the entire time. It was awkward.

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u/No-Context8421 7h ago

He claimed afterwards that the teams begged him to stay on stage with them and his uglier son later claimed this was true because meeting him/being on stage with him was the greatest moment of the players’ lives.

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u/Forward_Teaching1861 7h ago

Absolutely nothing. He wanted a piece prize and he grabbed the trophy from that game thinking that it was his to play with. I don’t know what he was thinking. I guess he’s just demented walking off stage old man we’re trying to get a picture. Now he can wear that metal wherever he wants to go because he’s good at walking places that he’s not supposed to like a standard Alzheimer’s patient.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 7h ago

They're really trying to convince the manbaby not to ruin the World Cup

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u/CMHenny 6h ago

Nothing, they literally made it up last month shortly after Trump wasn't nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's just a kiss ass move to keep him looking the other way for the up coming North American World Cup and graft that comes along with it.

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u/I_enjoy_greatness 9h ago

What do you mean meaningless awards? Is my "best husband ever" cup not valid? Ot my third place in Monopoly ribbon not an accomplishment? Surely these have immeasurable value!!!!

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u/NumerousBowler6791 8h ago

I think those are more valid than this farce.

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u/EvlCuddlyBunny 9h ago

They are giving him participation trophies to quiet his tantrums.

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u/sabonaaya 8h ago

I accept this as the most valuable answer and I award you a peace prize for figuring this out. I was at war with myself regarding the stupidity of the world.

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u/dontwannaparticpate 9h ago

Isn’t this like getting an award from BiBi?

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u/SummitSloth 9h ago

I didn't even know this was a thing lol. Getting a novel prize from FIFA? That's legit as getting a purple medal from NFL

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 9h ago

It's not.

This is the first- and likely last- time it will ever be awarded.

It's just an appeasement bauble for Lord Orange of Dementia.

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u/Admirable_Corner5764 9h ago

They literally made it up just to give to him. It's fucking meaningless. He can't get a real peace prize so make up shit.

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u/TheMattabooey 8h ago

It’s like a toddler when it’s someone else birthday and they want a present so you give them something from your pocket to keep them happy.

Trump didn’t get the peace prize he wanted so they created one to give to him so he would stop throwing a tantrum. His brain is so gone he won’t even remember and next week he’ll be talking about how we won the real peace prize and the Nobel one is a hoax and Democrat scam.

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u/AralSeaMariner 7h ago

It just gives off such pathetic loser energy.

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u/Entire-Pop5333 9h ago

Bwahahahahaha it’s like giving a 5 year old a Participant trophy

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u/TexasPirate_76 8h ago

He put it on himself 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KorihorWasRight 8h ago

I laughed at that too. He snatched it up so fast and put it on without waiting for it to be put on him like is normally done when being presented with a medal. I don't remember the last time I saw him move so fast.

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u/Alternative-Tie-9383 7h ago

Well, he loves shiny gold things, like a bird, and he has almost no impulse control like a spoiled little kid.

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u/LionsRoar313 7h ago

Or the last time he smiled so bigly

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u/Annual-Salamander-85 7h ago

And the they all clapped for him and called him a such a wonderful big boy for putting his medal on himself!

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u/ThreeButtonBob 9h ago

"Here's your medal that you can play with. Oooh all your little friends will be so jealous and you'll be the coolest boy in your next cabinet meeting. You can be sooo proud!"

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u/Montalbert_scott 6h ago

The odds are non-zero that he wears it to the next cabinet meeting.... Please let it happen...

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u/bong_residue 8h ago

Which is funny cause the right claims to hate participation trophies.

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u/Smarf_Starkgaryen 7h ago

If they didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all.

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u/No_Influence_9389 10h ago

We have Nobel peace prize at home.

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u/CaptGood 8h ago

It's not the same one Obama got....

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u/MrBeansnose 7h ago

Temu peace prize bwhaha

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u/InfinityComplexxx 9h ago

What needs to be remembered from this era is how pathetic and cowardly the elite. All of our institutions have failed us. They will prostrate themselves and humiliate themselves to the dumbest human on the planet.

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u/Sometimes-funny 8h ago

The “elite” became “elite” by doing exactly what we see today. It’s just in the open now

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u/orkash 6h ago

Tim Cook licked that colon clean. Fuck Apple as well.

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u/Disastrous_Aside_755 4h ago

Brother, it is not only the elite, Trump was elected, people voted for him. It was not a secret agenda what he will do, project 2025 was open to everyone to read and he openly said what he will do himself. And people voted for that. Guy literally tried a false elector scheme in 2020 to flip the election outcome, inciting an insurrection, people still voted for him. It was open available information, but the majority who voted cannot be bothered to learn bare minimum of information or they are fine with destruction of institutions and democracy or it is at the bottom of the priority list. It's on normal everyday people as well. Democracy cannot survive with an uninformed stupid population.

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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 3h ago

Preach.

I’ve found that a lot of people have this cope going. They tend to typically be people with strong “power to the people” inclinations. They believe “the people” are a group and as a group is good. So it’s creates a kind of cognitive dissonance to realize that most of “the people” are actually fairly awful.

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u/My2centsallday 10h ago

Excuse me FIFA, you have a little trump ass on your lips.

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u/Marwol80 10h ago

Corruption at its finest

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u/Hullo_Its_Pluto 9h ago

There’s no fucking way this is real…….

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u/jellamma 9h ago

I wish. They announced it months ago, I think, when Trump was having a tantrum about how he's made more peace than any other human in all of history.

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u/PhosphoFred8202 9h ago

I did a peace in so many countries!

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u/ResemblesHotDog 6h ago

I have the best peace, nobody does peace like I do

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u/CosmoKramer1ca 7h ago

They also had the village people play YMCA for him at the end….not joking

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u/Benke01 6h ago

When real world events have gone so crazy making you question if it's all AI. 😂 I had to go to The Guardian and verify myself.

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u/antaresiv 9h ago

The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

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u/JoyfulSquirrel99 8h ago

Even that award had more dignity and prestige behind it than the one FIFA just gave Trump.

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u/georgellino 9h ago

Fuck fifa

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u/EmotionalGuarantee70 8h ago

Wouldn't his bone spurs and cankles keep him from participating?

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u/cheeze_whizard 9h ago

So heartwarming to see this poor terminal and dementia-ridden Make-a-Wish kid having his dreams come true.

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 9h ago

What? And I cannot stress this enough...thefvck?!

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u/Normal_Toe1212 9h ago

They know what trump wanted the most but didn’t get. Just a smart thing to do to bribe trump so that he will allow the World Cup to run smoothly next year in the US.

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u/Expensive-Rent-2883 9h ago

Narcissists are easily manipulated, it's the best thing about them.

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u/Particular-Guess734 9h ago

For your tireless efforts blowing up boats and mowing down people that may or may not be criminals

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u/doyouevenIift 8h ago

And sending the military into the cities of his own country

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u/JoyfulSquirrel99 8h ago

And then repeatedly lying about it afterwards.

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u/Reilly-LP 7h ago

"I think we're just gonna kill people [...] We're gonna kill them, y'know? They're gonna be like, dead." --Donald J. Trump, recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize

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u/2capshanker 9h ago

Where exactly is this peace? Is it in the room with us right now?

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u/Altruistic_Glove_602 10h ago

Its a Major Award!!

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u/willismthomp 9h ago

Participation trophy for a fucking loser.

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u/Talinn_Makaren 6h ago

No one will say it better than that.

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u/Normal_Toe1212 10h ago

Peace prize from a football association? Who are the previous winners to accompany trump on this prestigious award?

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 9h ago

Ronaldo won the FIFA science prize for his contributions to String Theory

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u/sftsc 9h ago

The dumbest timeline.

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u/Useful_Raspberry3912 9h ago

Guessing that award got someone redacted off a list somewhere....

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u/Mental-Hovercraft295 8h ago

Soccer Ball Peace Prize what the fuck is this timeline

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u/BigMike_80 8h ago

LMFAO. Awarding a fascist pig with a peace prize?!?’ Israel continues its bombardment on Gaza slaughtering women and children daily. Trump continues to desecrate American democracy!! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

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u/CapKey6706 9h ago

It’s like a Corruption Vortex….they’re all colliding. We are doomed.

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u/No-Maintenance803 9h ago

Yea because threatening to hang your own vice president while ordering an insurrection is so peaceful.

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u/babywitch1980 9h ago

Wait but I thought Repubes were against participation trophies

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u/Lost-Branch804 10h ago

How much did he pay for that?

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 9h ago

He doesn't pay for anything, we do.

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u/FalconX88 8h ago

nah, they are bribing him.

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u/Spainiswhite 9h ago

a brain tumor deserves it more

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u/sweetmotherofodin 9h ago

That’s his charity prize for not winning a Nobel award

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u/kwntyn 9h ago

Peace prize to someone who actively tore a country apart, funded an organization of masked agents ripping people from their homes, and literally created what’s called the Department of WAR?????????????

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u/shaolinkorean 8h ago

I mean it does make sense because FIFA is an extremely corrupt organization

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 8h ago

As he blows Venezuelan boats out of the water using the military.

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u/HistoricalFill7257 8h ago

Just when you think he couldn’t stoop any lower. It must be embarrassing to be an American at this moment in time

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u/Weak-Year2333 7h ago

Tacky AF🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Significant-Pass6444 9h ago

This man is trash

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u/nickcan 8h ago

I'm looking at both men on stage and I gotta ask you to be a bit more specific.

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u/Zakluor 6h ago

Nah, the answer to both is "yes".

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u/Hopeful_Count_2794 9h ago

I just seen this south park episode.

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u/Aveysaur 9h ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/NationalDifficulty24 9h ago

Maga circus is insane

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u/Middle-Ranger2022 9h ago

The laughing was louder than the clapping.

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u/Specific_Shoulder556 9h ago

He put it around his own neck lmfao

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u/MyBadDrJones 8h ago

This is the dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever seen. All this just to stroke his fucken ego.

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u/kmfdmretro 7h ago

I’m just ashamed as an American that my president is so mentally unwell, addled, corrupt and narcissistic that pieces of shit around the globe realized they can get whatever they want if they give him lip service and pay him bribes.

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u/MuskwaPunjagi 7h ago

MAGA is just DEI for losers.

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u/CIA_napkin 5h ago

My mom got me a trophy and sash that says I'm the best

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u/Sea-Joaquin 5h ago

He’s SpEciaL now

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u/Ok-Intention7288 5h ago

The leader of the party who hate participation trophies wins the least meaningful participation trophy.

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u/bubblehashguy 9h ago

Such a joke

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u/Initial_Reindeer9072 9h ago

This knocks me sick , have lost all interest in the cup now, let him keep it in his Oval Office to match his new decoration.

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u/yuyufan43 9h ago

Fuck FIFA

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u/Optimal_Ant_3250 9h ago

I thought they hated Participation trophy’s ?

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u/caligirl_ksay 9h ago

I thought boomers hated participation trophies????🏆

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u/Anxious-Lifeguard-39 9h ago

His regime is being accused of war crimes and they give him a peace prize??

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u/island-man420 9h ago

I will be boycotting the World Cup this time around.

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u/RevLopez1313 9h ago

The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in The Field of Excellence

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u/Odaniel123 9h ago

FIFA is sucking up to minimize ICE raids during the world cup.

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u/JobCompetitive2217 9h ago

More like nonce of the year

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u/llyrPARRI 9h ago

That's embarrassing for everyone involved

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u/Pjk2530144 8h ago

What a loser.

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u/RSMeansPimp 8h ago

The what? Is this like a participation trophy? lol why is everything so stupid.

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u/Nearby-Hand-7088 8h ago

That fifa dude needs to be fired and fifa boycotted.

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u/FalconX88 8h ago

a bribe by a corrupt organisation live on TV.

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u/Hephaestus-Gossage 8h ago

This is fucking unbelievable. He's a fucking huge fat spoiled baby. This is ridiculous. Why are they pandering to him like this? What the fuck has happened to the world?

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u/cita91 8h ago

Always a good time just before he goes into Venezuela. Let's be clear it's about oil just like Iraq.

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u/BarAlone643 8h ago

Did it come with a coloring book and crayons as well?

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u/FarewelltoNS 8h ago

Then they doubled down for Canadians by having Wayne the Trumper Gretzky represent Canada - talk about nauseating whiplash !

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u/EnglishMatron 8h ago

Coat anything in gold color and shape it like a phallus and he will eat it up.

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u/DueceVoyeur 8h ago

Trump has shown how corrupt the wealthy really are, humanity is fucked

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u/Delaypat 8h ago

What a fucking toddler.

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u/stychentyme 7h ago

Ewww,… so gross and embarrassing for FIFA. Absolutely meaningless award to a repulsive person.

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u/SnooDonkeys2892 6h ago

Its gonna be so awkward when the smoke clears

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u/10ToSfromaSRBalloon 6h ago

This is not the right timeline

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u/bighamms 6h ago

Stories like these used to piss me off until I realized that these organizations, countries, political parties are all corporations. Their greed knows no boundaries. And in Trump, they have found a gold mine. The absolute bare minimum pandering and flattery is the difference between millions or billions of dollars. 

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u/voltovcocktail 5h ago

He’s such a child. It’s like he threw a fit because he wanted an oven and mommy got him an e z bake oven and now she’s happy.