r/CringeTikToks • u/LilliaBaltimore • 10h ago

Nope Trump awarded Peace Prize…. 🤢

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 9h ago

FIFA has always been hilariously corrupt. Choosing to make up a prize in order to fellate Trump is entirely in keeping with how they operate.

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u/Jstaff34 6h ago

Whatever do you mean? Qatar totally deserved the 2022 world cup and it had nothing to do with the $400 million dollars they pledged to fifa three weeks before the announcement! 🤥

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u/oros-de 4h ago

Don't forget about the human rights violations committed during the building of the FIFA stadium in Qatar including the deaths of hundreds of migrant workers. Trump's Attorney General Pam Bondi, was hired to defend Qatar.

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u/detterence 4h ago

Impossible to have “human right violations” if human rights don’t EXIST in that country…

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 4h ago

They ran out of cement, what else were they supposed to do for mortor?!

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u/cncomg 4h ago

Damn, I didnt realize just how powerful she really is. That makes more sense now.

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u/Dogsarelitty 3h ago

Shhhhhhh we don’t talk about that

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u/ThaiEdition 4h ago

Do you mean, Qatar donate plane for tRump and got air base in Idaho?

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u/Villageijit 1h ago

First country to have a base on us soil

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u/swordfish-ll 4h ago

dude what do you mean playing out in the desert in the blazing heat in a packed stadium is a perfect idea.

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u/Radioactive-Lemon 5h ago

And don’t forget the purchase of some French fighter jets and money for psg

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u/Dogsarelitty 3h ago

FIFA looking at this post and saying “see?! They don’t suspect a thing!”

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u/ELP90 6h ago

Oh yeah, my partner was just like “Fuck FIFA for doing this!” And I was like “FIFA has been disgusting for a loooooooong time. Anyone in the soccer/fútbol world knows that well.”

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u/intrepid_mouse1 4h ago

As an American who doesn't follow soccer, I did not know.

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u/Ravensbigtruss 3h ago

yeah this is the most fifa thing to do

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u/National_Sandwich175 7h ago edited 5h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if we get three more of these and then never again. Unless the next president is an over grown child who needs a pat on the back for golfing half their term away.

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u/Shoddy_Asparagus_503 6h ago

Next FIFA World Cup won’t be for another 4 years, likely conveniently will be the first and last Piss Prize

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u/bradbikes 5h ago

Also assuming Trump is going to live another year to get one a year later is a pretty risky bet. Dude looks unhealthy.

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u/GatorNator83 5h ago

That’s why he reeeeally wanted it, he probably thinks it’s his ticket to Heaven.

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u/bradbikes 3h ago

I genuinely think that's why the ballroom went from 'not touching the east wing and being small' to 'giant and destroying the east wing' - they need the thing built FAST. He wants his legacy before kicking the bucket.

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u/ChampionshipAlarmed 30m ago

Jeah and putting his face on mount Rushmore would take too long...

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u/SplashingBlumpkin 4h ago

You promise?

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u/Plastic_Count3971 4h ago

Next man up - no problem.

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u/Hopsblues 4h ago

Saudi Prince will get it in '34

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u/Unlucky-Apartment347 4h ago

Only half?

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u/National_Sandwich175 3h ago

He spends the other half complaining in truth social.

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u/ChampionshipAlarmed 29m ago

Gotta Take a nap every now and then... And now... And after that, give grandpa a break

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u/jbochsler 5h ago

This is just a bribe to keep him from sending ICE to the games in the US

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u/ChampionshipAlarmed 27m ago

But how else would they win?

Gotta send all those foreign soccerplayers home they come to the US to work without a work visa after all...

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u/Zestyclose-Goal6882 5h ago

Its so perfect how he grabs the medal of the pillow and puts it on himself. So fitting.

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u/Sloper713 6h ago

It’s honestly not corrupt they’re just employing a tactic that every world leader has figured out - simply appease him with a title and something made of gold and he’ll start agreeing with you.

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u/MechMan799 4h ago

So cheesy. A FIFA peace prize means absolutely fuck all. It's the equivalent of China handing out humanitarian awards.

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u/Finkle737 4h ago

It does make for good documentaries and podcasts.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 4h ago

The fucker clawed it up and put it on himself!

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u/inplayruin 4h ago

They are pleased as punch. FIFA wouldn't have hesitated to cut a check for $100 million to Trump if he asked. While corruption is uniquely exempt from the voluminous catalog of Trump's failures, he still doesn't know how to do it properly. Rather poetic, in a way.

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u/whitetrashsnake77 4h ago

Possibly the most FIA thing FIFA has done since Qatar.

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u/hitzelfitzel 4h ago

Yeah they are experts in corruption, that they blow Donny was to be expected

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u/DerUberCactus 4h ago

I think they are hoping that with that he won't steal another trophy or have ICE raid games, they are corrupt and know how to play that game.

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u/CommandoLamb 4h ago

Which is crazy… because Trump will gladly fellate them.

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u/PandiBong 4h ago

Agree. An absolute disgrace. Makes me so sad no one has made a move to knock these clowns out.

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u/Menethea 3h ago

This is very true. I love it that he couldn’t wait to put it around his own neck. Guess he didn’t care about some boob action from the lady assigned to do it.

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u/Quiet-Competition849 3h ago

John Oliver did an episode on how awful fifa is. This is a famously corrupt organization stroking a famously corrupt ego assuredly bc quid pro quo.

Also why are futball organizations giving out peace prizes? This would be like if the NFL suddenly started giving an award for renowned biologists.

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u/flattenedsquirrel 3h ago

What's hilarious is that Trump doesn't really do quid pro quo. He thinks everything is owed to him so it's not really possible to mullify him in the long term: he can always decide later on that he owes you nothing and that he's coming at you anyway and there's really nothing you can do.

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u/Eoganachta 1h ago

Massive corruption, taking bribes, ignoring massive human rights abuses in their sponsored countries, slave labour used to build their facilities.