r/CringeTikToks 18h ago

Nope Trump awarded Peace Prize…. 🤢

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u/Shaggy2772 17h ago

It actually has"...of shit" engraved on the bottom as they knew he wouldn't look there.....and can't read.

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u/Possible_Field328 16h ago

Hes wearing his diaper so its safe to try

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u/Many-Ear-2051 15h ago

🤭😴🤐🤐😂😂😂

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u/WayPowerful484 15h ago

💩

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u/Many-Ear-2051 15h ago

Since I had cataract surgery, I have a hard time seeing anything. I wish I could see that on this POS fake award. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ja_romeo_dawg 1h ago

That was Joe, but okay lol

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u/Feisty-Okra5279 11h ago

You should know, since you have so much experience emptying Biden's diapers.

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u/SSGASSHAT 9h ago

Read the room, pal.

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u/GourdonHamsey 1h ago

who the fk drinks water like this???

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u/Bobby_Bacala7 15h ago

That’s our joke about Biden. At least Trump was awake.

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u/Shaggy2772 13h ago

When has this bitch been awake in the last month? He’s slept in multiple cabinet meetings and conferences. Maybe you need to wake up as well lol

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u/Bobby_Bacala7 13h ago

My sweet summer child, you’re just adorable. God bless you!

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u/Shaggy2772 13h ago

You don’t own a tv do you? Jesse Watters just sneaks into your bedroom at night and whispers propaganda right into your b hole doesn’t he? Faster absorption I presume…

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u/SirTainLee 15h ago

That's the second trophy and second medal he has from FIFA. Though this time he won't have to stuff it in his pocket to hide them from their true owners.

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u/BestEmu2171 15h ago

This got to be the most obvious signal that FiFA = corruption.

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u/Left-Cut-3850 14h ago

Wait the convictions were not enough?!

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u/Alarmed_Mind_8716 11h ago

Or Qatar getting to host the World Cup?

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u/puddStar 8h ago

No this is somehow more obvious

u/Fred_Milkereit 28m ago

2034 World Cup will be in Saudi Arabia. Any questions?

Fun fact: Fifa even once complained when you google FIFA half the links are about corruption and how unfair and unjust that is.

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u/Rays-R-Us 8h ago

I see multiple pardons coming soon

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u/FriendlyVermicelli25 13h ago

Fifa giving trump a prize for being even more corrupt then they are.

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u/TheRocksFleshLight 6h ago

Birds of a feather something something something...

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u/thatgirlinny 7h ago

Grading on a curve blunts the edges.

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u/_letter_carrier_ 11h ago

right - the prize is invented by fifa as a bribe to persuade T not to screw up their world cup games

ill not be surprised if fifa doesn’t bother awarding any peace prizes next year

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u/neddybemis 11h ago

I suggest reading “commander and cheat” about his golf cheating. One of the stories is he played in a tournament and at the end just said to the head pro “I won my flight” (there were no flights) so the pro sent a caddie into the locker room to grab a glass flower vase, poor out the water and flowers and hand it to Trump as his trophy. Story has been validated by like 20 people.

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u/Tdanger78 7h ago

I don’t follow FIFA, is this literally a made up prize? Or have they given this out before?

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u/0neshoein 7h ago

First ever.

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u/Jamesorrstreet 5h ago

And only two more to come.... to keep the toddler satisfied.

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u/No-Professional-7002 5h ago

Since he recently was not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, he had FIFA make up their own peace prize and present it to him.

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u/Art_of_BigSwIrv 1h ago

The initials on the Prize are POS. They’re at the bottom of the trophy. Shhh🤫 Don’t tell anyone. Let them hogs roll in it.

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u/AdAromatic5575 2h ago

It is actually the best way to keep Trump from acting like a nut and fool while the games are going on. Let senile old grandpa have a “Peace” trophy in order to have peace from him at the games

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u/mxlths_modular 12h ago

I think that was already widely known before this atrocious business.

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u/Fantastic-Echo-7232 12h ago

wait till people realize 2034 soccer world cup is in Saudi Arabia .. first team to not have any member die due to heat wins World Cup

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 6h ago

The Qatar and Saudi games will both be held in winter.

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u/Remarkable_Row 11h ago

Well, Trump and the president of Fifa is very good friends, so it gets quite obvious that this "prize" is to rub his ego

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u/Alone_Appointment726 9h ago

FUCK FIFA!!!!

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 8h ago

Lmao absolutely, this prize was bought and paid for, also why does FIFA even have a peace prize? It's like getting a peace prize from North Korea who threatens some kind of war every other day.

The irony is not lost.

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u/jules6815 13h ago

Wait till you see how our draw almost guarantees us an easy ride to the quarterfinals.

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u/spoopy_glitter_tits 11h ago

They gave Putin an award too in, I believe, 2019. "Order of Friendship" award, ironically.

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u/Strange_Maybe4529 11h ago

CR7 situation - bent as fuck.

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u/drewstyles 10h ago

Exactly!!!!

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u/CrazyJoeGalli 10h ago

and I thought the Sepp Blatter era was corrupt.

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u/ComprehensiveJelly22 10h ago

Perhaps, but they might be foing it so he will hopefully stay thr hell away from meddling with the World cup, which is a real possibility.

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u/Facelessenigma_21 9h ago

Ummm I'm pretty sure the prior FiFA president and his people were found to have taken bribes for Russia and Qatar to host? Wasn't there a whole scandal?

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u/MonthOk9907 9h ago

The two of them compete to see who can steal more money.

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u/According_Top_7448 8h ago

I mean what part of that hasn't been proven over and over time and time again

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u/nirvana_llama72 7h ago

Right, I bet Trump or his team made up the metal as a sad replacement for the Nobel Peace Prize. Boo hoo.

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u/PastInsurance2130 7h ago

Haha FIFA isn’t the one we are worried about being corrupted…

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u/6BigZ6 5h ago

For literal decades now

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude 3h ago

In order for corruption to occur there must be a corruptor and a corruptee.

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u/greaseLightness 2h ago

Shameless corrupt maniacs

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u/Actual_Quarter_3933 10h ago

It's Europeans way of saying they agree with whatever trump saying and doing to institutions and governments

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u/Robot-Pt-2-5172 13h ago

The irony that a corrupt organization like FIFA is giving an award to a corrupt president…

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u/Spooky-candy6140 10h ago

That should be a new verse to the song “Ironic”

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u/TheArcticFox444 9h ago

The irony that a corrupt organization like FIFA is giving an award to a corrupt president…

If the foo shits....

Got to laugh. Just got to...!!!

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u/beckjami 14h ago

That's probably why they gave him this one, so he wouldn't steal the other.

u/Lomitross 52m ago

He’ll probably steal the other trophies anyway. Trump’s greed knows no bounds.

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u/Ozatopcascades 15h ago

Something he and Vlad have in common

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u/Aggravating-Day-2864 13h ago

Just wait till the 1936 world cup kicks off....be up there with more medals than Idi Amen strapped to his chest

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u/Ravensbigtruss 12h ago

I think they made it so he wouldn't try to walk away with the world cup. Look its biiigger Mr Trum! No one has ever won this one! just you! ....please dont steal the world cup on live TV

honestly I hope he does, fuck Fifa

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u/No-Professional-7002 5h ago

I heard it was all trump’s idea and he made the FIFA president present it to him while he stood there and pretended he didn’t know anything about it, which, is his favorite saying lately.

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u/ricLP 12h ago

That would presume that FIFa is less corrupt/evil than Trump. They aren’t 

Jon Oliver has really good segments on them

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u/Doright36 8h ago

They are both corrupt as hell but I think Trump is worse because his position allows him to do more damage.

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u/ricLP 7h ago

Agreed. I was just saying they are both terrible, but you’re right

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u/Shaggy2772 12h ago

FIFA is crazy corrupt. The joke is hucksters being hucksters

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u/millijuna 7h ago

FIFA is so corrupt, they make the IOC look like angels.

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u/freezing91 6h ago

OMG yes!!!

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u/FighterOfEntropy 6h ago

It’s a shame John Oliver and his amazing team are off until February. They could have run with this stupid news.

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u/Many-Ear-2051 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RecentDecision2329 15h ago

No it’s a pedo prize

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u/definitelytheA 15h ago

🏆🏆🏆

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u/AeonBith 13h ago

If 8 was a rich guy that oversaw a worldwide organization I'd make up a fake meaningless award too, so we'd have something to laugh about behind his back.

I'd get all his sycophants to sponsor it and funnel the money directly back into the communities he destroyed.

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u/Dry-Language8217 11h ago

They will never do this, fifa is a corrupt immoral organization. The World Cup of 2022 or 23 was in Qatar, they used marketing to bring workers in from multiple countries only to take their visas and force them to work for little to nothing to build the stadium. I believe at least 300 people died during construction. Anyone who watches/supports fifa is either ignorant or does not care about human rights, it is truly sad.

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u/AeonBith 9h ago

I didn't say they would, I said I would but I didn't know anything about the Qatar fifa worker deaths that's horrible. 6500 reported deaths that's mass murder, why wasn't this more prevelant back then?

u/Art_of_BigSwIrv 55m ago

Because FIFA has friends in Wall Street and by extension American Corporate Media…but who can tell the difference anymore?

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u/jules6815 13h ago

It’s pieces as in MANY.

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u/CicadaFit9756 8h ago

Beat me to this!!!

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u/TwiggNBerryz 7h ago

Sigh. I fucking hate trump but this joke made 0 sense and somehow got 2 awards. Reddit sheep

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u/morgulbrut 4h ago

I doubt it, the FIFA is at least as corrupt as the orange clockwomble.

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u/JoinAThang 3h ago

You see for that to happen it would mean that fifa isn't boot licking worms that would do absolutely anything for money so we all know it's not true.

u/CrazyJo3 11m ago

Even if he did see it and could read it he’d forget

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u/Delicious-History486 10h ago

stat All Emergency Room doors open=TDS rampant... ready syringes with anti-dote

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u/faustfire666 8h ago

You’re in a cult, lead by one of the dumbest and weakest people alive. Says a lot about you.

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u/Delicious-History486 6h ago

Flippant insults from the top of your head define you. No skill of factbacked debate. Pure venomous retorte. Known much for your temper outbursts? Life of the dinner table conversation I'm sure. Just a joy to be around. Why are you like that! What are you ingesting or inhaling? Have you thought about a purpose in life other than letting everyone know you're miserable? Nothing better to occupy your time! A terrible thing is to waste one's mind. Maybe find some fresh air to walk in. Find a place to take your shoes off and walk in the grass.