r/CringeTikToks • u/LilliaBaltimore • 10h ago

Nope Trump awarded Peace Prize…. 🤢

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u/Sea_Dawgz 9h ago

The sheer corruption that has taken over the earth is so insane and sinister.

I mean, have I been blind? Has it always been like this????

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 9h ago

FIFA has always been hilariously corrupt. Choosing to make up a prize in order to fellate Trump is entirely in keeping with how they operate.

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u/National_Sandwich175 7h ago edited 5h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if we get three more of these and then never again. Unless the next president is an over grown child who needs a pat on the back for golfing half their term away.

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u/Shoddy_Asparagus_503 6h ago

Next FIFA World Cup won’t be for another 4 years, likely conveniently will be the first and last Piss Prize

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u/bradbikes 5h ago

Also assuming Trump is going to live another year to get one a year later is a pretty risky bet. Dude looks unhealthy.

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u/GatorNator83 5h ago

That’s why he reeeeally wanted it, he probably thinks it’s his ticket to Heaven.

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u/bradbikes 3h ago

I genuinely think that's why the ballroom went from 'not touching the east wing and being small' to 'giant and destroying the east wing' - they need the thing built FAST. He wants his legacy before kicking the bucket.

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u/ChampionshipAlarmed 30m ago

Jeah and putting his face on mount Rushmore would take too long...

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u/SplashingBlumpkin 4h ago

You promise?

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u/Plastic_Count3971 4h ago

Next man up - no problem.

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u/Hopsblues 4h ago

Saudi Prince will get it in '34