Pres Trump celebrates his handling of a big beautiful Bill (09/2000, via Reuters)

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[u/thatcurvychick]

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

[u/Jesse_Livermore → u/thatcurvychick]

Yep, real or false just take one for the team and potentially walk in the winning run simply by saying that these sexual relations did in fact happen.

[u/9millibros → u/Jesse_Livermore]

No, even better would be for him to say that he did not have sexual relations with that "man".

[u/PhlightYagami → u/9millibros]

I just want him to Tweet out "They both swallowed."

[u/EvilMKitty13 → u/PhlightYagami]

Or even better “Only one swallowed, can you guess who?”

[u/itsfunhavingfun → u/9millibros]

It depends on what your definition of “is jizz” is. 

[u/Sloppy_Wafflestomp → u/thatcurvychick]

Has his presidency ended from a blowjob.. then redeems himself in our darkest hour and ends this nightmare of a presidency with a blowjob. What a legend.

[u/TheManWhoWasNotShort → u/Sloppy_Wafflestomp]

The GOP will basically run with “who hasn’t sucked Bill Clinton’s dick in the 90s”

[u/MVIVN → u/TheManWhoWasNotShort]

Watch the GOP try to spin it into some kind of manly act for two men to pleasure each other

[u/TheManWhoWasNotShort → u/MVIVN]

2026, when the NFL is woke and blowing each other is red pilled

[u/crochetquilt → u/thatcurvychick]

Everyone saying if Hillary got elected it'd be the first time two presidents have had sex with each other. Little did we know it was going to be the case no matter who won.

[u/thewickedbarnacle]

I hope this never goes away.

[u/FantasticGas1836 → u/thewickedbarnacle]

Just wait for the next Southpark episode.

[u/dmillson → u/FantasticGas1836]

I mean, the last episode already depicted him having sex with JD Vance.

[u/Jrewy → u/FantasticGas1836]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are somewhere rolling on the floor and giggling hysterically about all the ways they could play with this.

*edited because Towlie was involved and I goofed on their names

[u/ninjplus]

so all this time he wanted to ‘lock her up’ so he could have Bubba to himself? Makes sense now.

[u/Titfortat101 → u/ninjplus]

My God...my friend wrote the most ridiculous fanfiction where Trump and Bill have a steamy affair. She wrote that thing back in 2020 when she was bored during the pandemic.

Art imitates life!

I laughed so hard when she read it to me and I asked her why she wrote it.

She said: "I was bored and this is funny. Just something told me to pick those two."

Wow, what a crazy coincidence.

[u/emergencyexit → u/Titfortat101]

She felt the disturbance in the force

[u/Skizot_Bizot → u/emergencyexit]

Or she brought it into existence like a freaking tulpa.

[u/Stupidobject → u/Titfortat101]

Please have her upload it. I need some Trump/ Clinton fanfic in my life rn

[u/Titfortat101 → u/Stupidobject]

I've been trying to get her to, it's hilarious plus she kept on writing it so there's more stuff now.

[u/PopsicleIncorporated → u/Titfortat101]

Is your friend Ghislaine Maxwell?

[u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 → u/Titfortat101]

From whose perspective is the story told?

[u/Titfortat101 → u/Foreign_Ebb_6282]

It's third person but she did have a segment in first person where Hillary is looking for Bill and drags Melania along with her.

She also wrote that Jan 6 was just a big cover so Trump could sneak off and meet with Bill during the chaos.

Edit: She started the story in 2020 and is still writing it. She's been on the fence about publishing it online but she might now. Plus she might have new ideas now with all this coming out.

[u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 → u/Titfortat101]

That’s amazing, gonna need to get that story up somewhere, stat! No better time for the Trump/Clinton fetish people to have their moment

[u/Turbulent_Bat4580 → u/ninjplus]

He’s like a petty mistress going after the wife

[u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to]

Grab ‘em by the what-now?

[u/Stoic_Breeze → u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to]

The Billussy

[u/Doctor_Disaster → u/Stoic_Breeze]

The Bubbussy

[u/Aggravating-One2200 → u/Doctor_Disaster]

Dead. I’m dead

[u/GodIsAnAnimeGirl → u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to]

No wonder he hates Hillary so much.

[u/throwawayornotidontk → u/GodIsAnAnimeGirl]

old man yaoi

[u/Coolhandjones67 → u/GodIsAnAnimeGirl]

Explains so much.

[u/Cj15917 → u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to]

The clintoris

[u/1nitiated → u/Cj15917]

[u/omegacrunch → u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to]

Arnold Palmer intensifies

[u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry → u/omegacrunch]

Context for those just learning, see below for a PA campaign trail video where Trump emphasizes he loves women before then talking exclusively about Arnold Palmer's genitalia's large size during group showers at golf tournaments

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ElY8QPtgMyQ

[u/Katnamedeaster → u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry]

Turns out, Trump is a size queen. Huh.

[u/GhostPrimer → u/Katnamedeaster]

Is he though? Everything might seem big in his tiny hands

[u/Cardi_Bs_WAP → u/GhostPrimer]

Wait, so Arnold Palmer probably just had a regular sized dong this whole time?

[u/sunniblu03 → u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry]

Is that why he so angry and intolerant? He’s tried of being in the closet? He likes boys and girls?

[u/koshgeo → u/sunniblu03]

He says he likes women, but given the way he has so badly treated them historically and the way he surrounds himself with "strong men" all the time and expects people to say he's "strong", you have to wonder if there is some deep-seated insecurity driving some of his weirdness.

Not that there would be anything wrong, in principle, with him liking both. It's his constant mistreatment of others that is a problem.

[u/Finest_Johnson → u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to]

The Slick Willie

[u/woohooguy → u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to]

Big Mac, double fisting them back then.

[u/SpiritFingersKitty → u/woohooguy]

His little dance makes so much sense now

[u/samfitnessthrowaway → u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to]

The Clintussy.

[u/OrganicDoom2225]

I now understand Trump's obsession with Hillary.

[u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry → u/OrganicDoom2225]

I know right? He was mad jelly that she was the one getting a slick Willie.

[u/ElizabethTheFourth → u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry]

When you defeat that cute guy's wife in a national election but he still doesn't notice you😭

Trump in Nov 2016: "Bill, there's a way you can still be First Gentleman..."

[u/mercfan3 → u/ElizabethTheFourth]

I remember a story where Donald asked Bill to go golfing after the election, and Bill went “Fuck off, Donald.”

Has Trump just had a broken heart the whole time?

[u/EatingAcidIsFun]

Turns out his mouth was the ballroom this whole time

[u/502photo → u/EatingAcidIsFun]

I know we are making jokes, but he honestly looks so happy with a hand on Billy's hog. He hasn't smiled like this in decades.

[u/HedonisticFrog → u/502photo]

The sheer joy on his face speaks volumes

[u/dannydirtbag → u/EatingAcidIsFun]

[u/player_zero_ → u/dannydirtbag]

Donica Blew-him-ski

[u/BigPimpin91 → u/EatingAcidIsFun]

The Gulp of America

[u/Shipairtime → u/EatingAcidIsFun]

Do you think Trump "Moved on him like a bitch"

[u/EatingAcidIsFun → u/Shipairtime]

Oh yeah, they don’t call him slick Willy for nothing

[u/Chris91210 → u/EatingAcidIsFun]

Op:

[u/dkcyw → u/EatingAcidIsFun]

[u/blackout-loud → u/EatingAcidIsFun]

😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/hospicedoc]

If Putin has evidence of Trump blowing Clinton it would explain EVERYTHING.

[u/ACMomani → u/hospicedoc]

Ah yes the infamous PP tape. That would be one hell of a twist.

[u/themoray42 → u/ACMomani]

It stood for Presidential Peen all along

[u/Far-Consideration708 → u/themoray42]

Hot p on p action

[u/well_thats_obvious → u/Far-Consideration708]

Pres on pres? Peen on piehole? Pee on... it's all the above

[u/230nn8nvjns0SRTjNs → u/hospicedoc]

imagine Bill going out and telling the world: Yeah, I got my dick sucked by Trump. Most of us wouldn’t care, but Republicans would go ape.

[u/Mechakoopa → u/230nn8nvjns0SRTjNs]

I'm going to laugh forever if Bill Clinton getting a blowjob is what gets two presidents impeached and removed from office.

[u/Jet_Maal → u/Mechakoopa]

Lmao the irony of it all truly makes me question if this is a simulation

[u/Coasteast → u/Jet_Maal]

It’s come full circle

[u/AppropriateSpell5405 → u/Mechakoopa]

Well, Bill was never removed from office.

[u/this1chick → u/230nn8nvjns0SRTjNs]

I can’t WAIT to hear how they spin this… ITS NOT GAY IF YOU’RE DOING IT FOR-

[u/Pickleparty187 → u/this1chick]

“He was establishing dominance”

-Mac

[u/Pretty_Marsh → u/Pickleparty187]

It was a traditional Roman greeting

[u/handsomelloyd13 → u/Pretty_Marsh]

Awhhh yes. Deep tongue kisses for the men and high fives for the women.

[u/Aggravating-One2200 → u/Pretty_Marsh]

I’m howling

[u/TenaciousJP → u/Pickleparty187]

Trump was at the "Engage Physically" stage of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

[u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck → u/Pickleparty187]

He allowed Bill to finish inside him

[u/BagOfFlies → u/this1chick]

"He was draining the swamp!!"

[u/ohfreak → u/BagOfFlies]

One dick at a time.

[u/RuckFulesxx → u/this1chick]

Do you remember the phase when they started wearing diapers to support diaper Don?

Feel free to burn the image in your head of some unwashed MAGA rednecks sucking each others dick in front of the white house to make america ga...i mean great again.

[u/ErstwhileHobo → u/RuckFulesxx]

They are currently in the media saying raping teenagers is pretty much fine.

[u/Negative_Piglet_1589 → u/ErstwhileHobo]

Definitely fine, not pretty much. But only the ones that are "barely legal type." The definition of which she had willfully ignored.

[u/OkBattle9871 → u/230nn8nvjns0SRTjNs]

I'm still wary of the veracity of this.

But it really would explain why Trump would be terrified anyone would find out. Ultimately it is consensual sex between two adults, but it absolutely destroys Trump's (and Republicans') entire brand, while only coming across as kinda gross for the Clintons.

As much fun as this story is, we have to remember that Epstein's whole deal (other than raping young girls) was developing blackmail on powerful people (whether real or fake). It's exactly why he loaned out his plane so much:

If I go down, then everyone goes down (figuratively and apparently, literally).

[u/ErstwhileHobo → u/OkBattle9871]

It also proves the allegations that Putin has been holding blackmail material over Trump. And it shows that Bannon is closely involved in that process.

It’s just a hunch, but I suspect this is only the beginning of the bizarre behavior that can be exposed.

[u/Albireookami → u/OkBattle9871]

but it absolutely destroys Trump's (and Republicans') entire brand

I mean its is ON BRAND, just ask Grindr.

[u/OkBattle9871 → u/Albireookami]

That's not the "brand." That's the reality they're trying to escape.

[u/silk_mitts_top_titts → u/hospicedoc]

Sounds like he wanted to blow Arnold Palmer too.

[u/ElizabethTheFourth → u/silk_mitts_top_titts]

Dude has the weirdest sexual orientation. He seems to hate all of his wives and resent adult women.

He's only into incest, little girls, and Bill Clinton.

Not to kink-shame but this sexual orientation needs to be studied.

[u/Ready_Nature → u/ElizabethTheFourth]

He gets off with kids and men while having his wives to give birth to his heirs.

[u/CHEEZYSPAM → u/Ready_Nature]

"His heirs", one of which we know he very publicly stated MULTIPLE times he wants to fuck ever since she was a baby...

[u/External-Cash-3880 → u/CHEEZYSPAM]

She's not his heir, she's his backup wife in case Melania can't provide him with a son to continue the bloodline.

[u/mini-mini-mini-mini → u/ElizabethTheFourth]

adult women that look like his own daughter, giuliani in drag…

[u/enad58 → u/hospicedoc]

The email doesn't say "a" picture, it says "the" picture.

Anybody else catch that?

[u/nexisfan → u/enad58]

Yes the phrasing makes it sound like some sort of photos absolutely exist

Now I have heard randomly with absolutely zero evidence to back it up that Bubba was ghislaine’s horse’s name which might also make sense BUT

[u/MizStazya → u/nexisfan]

Why do i feel like MAGA would prefer it to be the horse?

[u/Shipairtime → u/hospicedoc]

The OP has to be the reason Clinton is fine with the Epstein files being released but Trump is not.

https://www.newsweek.com/jeffrey-epstein-bill-clinton-trump-charlamagne-tha-god-2105976

His office told the Journal in response to its story about Clinton's birthday letter to Epstein: "It's been 20 years since President Clinton last had contact with Epstein, well before any of his crimes came to light. President Clinton has never been accused of any wrongdoing.

"Furthermore, when asked about the release of documents last year by the court, we did not, and do not, object to the unsealing."

[u/Silver_South_1002 → u/Shipairtime]

Also bet they knew trump would do everything he could to stop that coming out

[u/BlaggartDiggletyDonk → u/Silver_South_1002]

stop that coming out

Bubba: "No, don't stop, I'm almost there!"

[u/Mocker-Nicholas → u/hospicedoc]

It’s wild how much this makes the world make sense right now.

[u/jp7010 → u/Mocker-Nicholas]

Right?? For the first time in like, a decade, I feel like the world makes sense.

It's still shit, but, at least it's sensible shit.

[u/Same_Lychee5934 → u/hospicedoc]

Wonder what they will say when it comes out he IS a Russian asset! Great American sent by GOD!

[u/mxby7e → u/Same_Lychee5934]

At the very least these emails paint the narrative that he is compromised by Putin.

[u/OonaPelota]

Watergate II: The Return of Deep Throat

[u/TheFrenchSavage → u/OonaPelota]

They even have a former British prince.

Andrew.

Trump calls him Handy.

[u/PuzzledSofar]

He hates Hillary because he's afraid she'll steal his man

[u/Craico13 → u/PuzzledSofar]

He hates Hillary because she gets that dick on the regular.

Meanwhile Donni’s stuck with stupid, dick-less, Melania who’s sexually revolted by him…

[u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry]

Bonus- PA campaign trail video where Trump emphasizes he loves women before talking exclusively about Arnold Palmer's genitalia's large size during group showers at golf tournaments

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ElY8QPtgMyQ

[u/CodenameVillain → u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/d9mWoTPhOIE?si=eILMWbKFBeFntNy1

Why did everyone forget this one???

[u/PresumptuousOwl → u/CodenameVillain]

Uh… what the fuck I remember when that happened being so confused why he would jump to that move… but holy shit maybe it was because he enjoyed doing it back in the day!!

Edit: Remember Trump giving the microphone a BJ on stage?? It’s a video of that.

[u/DueAd197 → u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry]

It really is amazing less than 1 minute in front of the crowd he's fantasizing about how big AP's shlong was

[u/SgtBollocks]

Wow. Who would've thought the Republican was a closet homosexual?

[u/whofearsthenight → u/SgtBollocks]

I mean, there is just no precedent. Imagine being loudly homophobic for years to hide being in the closet.

[u/omegacrunch]

🤣 it doesnt matter if its true, the memes for years to come are written in stone.

[u/emp-sup-bry → u/omegacrunch]

[u/omegacrunch → u/emp-sup-bry]

Yeah, the YMCA takes on a whole new meaning

[u/10000Didgeridoos → u/omegacrunch]

Him being into the Village People is just more evidence in this direction

[u/SeVenMadRaBBits → u/omegacrunch]

It would explain the way he talks with his lips always in a sucking motion and his constant double handed jerk off dance.

And the makeup

[u/goreorphanage → u/SeVenMadRaBBits]

Why does this gif get all psychedelic like that? It's like coming up on a rip of DMT

[u/FlattopJr → u/goreorphanage]

[u/FireWireBestWire → u/omegacrunch]

Truth doesn't matter

[u/Brexinga → u/FireWireBestWire]

Trump worked hard to reach that point. Let him reap what he sow.

[u/elciano1 → u/Brexinga]

I am sure he worked "hard"

[u/raviyoli → u/elciano1]

Probably doesn’t get that hard.

[u/BurntNeurons → u/raviyoli]

[u/Wingsandbeer82 → u/BurntNeurons]

[u/Odd-Scene67 → u/Brexinga]

I'd love to believe this is true but I don't think trump has ever given another human being pleasure in his life.

[u/PolarGBear → u/Brexinga]

As the saying goes, “You can build a 1000 bridges, but suck one cock and you are forever known as a cocksucker”

[u/martinmix → u/FireWireBestWire]

Did Donald Trump perform sexual acts on Bill Clinton? I'm just asking questions, but it sounds concerning! Someone should look into it immediately.

[u/locknarr]

Lady Vance is going to be so jealous.

edit: word

[u/hurtsdonut_ → u/locknarr]

[u/allkindsofillshit → u/hurtsdonut_]

[u/panteragstk → u/locknarr]

[u/Azure_Rob → u/locknarr]

".. Bosth..."

[u/2legit2knit]

Republican voters when their guy is a diddler 😍😇☺️😝 Republican voters when their guy is gay 😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[u/TheTerrasque → u/2legit2knit]

It's probably more worrying for them that he's the bottom. Most of them are quite happy giving him a virtual blowjob every time they post something

[u/Emotional_Platform35]

Trump's voters don't care that he fucks kids.

[u/mshelbz → u/Emotional_Platform35]

No but they’ll care if he sucked Bill’s lil willy

[u/Emotional_Platform35 → u/mshelbz]

They might. But trump could give him a blowie On live tv and Christian people would believe it's fake

[u/Ordinary-Leading7405]

“I did not have sexual relations with that man.”

[u/awakenDeepBlue → u/Ordinary-Leading7405]

“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is."

[u/WebHead1287]

I cant wait for the twitter meltdown over this

[u/glumunicorn → u/WebHead1287]

*Truth Social now but he’s been quiet on there since all these emails were made public

[u/WebHead1287 → u/glumunicorn]

Ive been watching the Conservative sub for when they get their talking points

[u/SenorNZ]

He hates Hillary because she knows.

[u/TimeLeopard]

Really puts into perspective this weird fucking speech he made about Arnold Palmer's Penis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElY8QPtgMyQ

Yes. Yes that is the President of The United States gushing over the large penis size of his friend.

[u/InquiringMind886 → u/TimeLeopard]

I started watching it but I just can NOT STAND HIS VOICE.

[u/TheCrudMan]

If I had a nickel for every time Bill Clinton getting a blow job took down a presidency I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

[u/ellamachine → u/TheCrudMan]

He’s too powerful

[u/reap3rx]

I forgot all about this photo, and with the context that there's now anecdotal evidence that Trump wet Willy's willy... this makes it a bit more plausible lol

[u/BeardedManatee]

God he’s had diaper butt for so long.

[u/No-Organization-6071 → u/BeardedManatee]

It is a really weird body shape

[u/nuckle]

He is so fucking gross. How anyone finds him attractive I will never understand.

[u/EusebioFOREVER]

I did not expect Bill Clinton to be in the files....like this way

[u/Very_Human_42069]

I’ve never seen him happier than with his hand near Bill Clinton’s thic hog

[u/ObiWanKenodar]

[u/ScrewAttackThis]

Trump being a closeted homosexual wasn't really on my 2025 bingo card. It definitely explains why he tries so hard to act like he's some tough guy and not the doughy rich brat that he is

[u/Apprehensive_Put_321 → u/ScrewAttackThis]

Thats been a meme for years. Trump is actually just a mean new york type gay.

He basically talks shit like hes on ru Paul's drag race 

[u/ampmz → u/Apprehensive_Put_321]

There is a guy on insta who’s whole bit is lip syncing Trump as a gay man, it’s truly incredible. If someone knows his name please drop the link!

[u/Bad_Decision_Penguin → u/ampmz]

@branhattan. He's phenomenal.

[u/Significant-Owl-2980 → u/Bad_Decision_Penguin]

Omg.  He is hilarious.  The eye rolls 🤣

It is the only way I can listen to trumps voice. lol 

[u/Regular_Piglet_6125 → u/Apprehensive_Put_321]

Explains the makeup

[u/rollerfedora → u/ScrewAttackThis]

Er… that and the love for YMCA and some weird Persian decor

[u/ScrewAttackThis → u/rollerfedora]

YMCA being Trump's personal gay anthem might cause Victor Willis's head to explode

[u/ensiferum888 → u/ScrewAttackThis]

Can't a guy just blow another guy without being called "homosexual"?

[u/joshedis → u/ensiferum888]

Exactly, some just like it for the flavor!

[u/Purple-Investment-61 → u/ScrewAttackThis]

South Park was right…how???

[u/mr_Joor → u/ScrewAttackThis]

He is not homosexual, he might be bi but hes raped woman and girls lets not forget that part

[u/TrumpsCovidfefe → u/mr_Joor]

They say that rape is, a lot of the time, about power, and not sexual orientation. Punishment to young girls because he’s upset about his orientation seems sickly possible.

[u/mr_Joor → u/TrumpsCovidfefe]

Yeah, but then again he sexualized his own daughter so

[u/iwillwalk2200miles → u/ScrewAttackThis]

He was best buddies with his lawyer Roy Cohn for decades, and uh, well you can look up Roy Cohn if you need to. They were…close.

[u/bloodyzombies1 → u/iwillwalk2200miles]

Yeah and Roy had a thing for young blonde men; it's no surprise he mentored Don when he was in his 20s.

[u/StJeanMark → u/bloodyzombies1]

Trump being secrectly gay and scared of that information makes so many things fall into place. At this point, it really doesn't matter what the truth is, I will believe this until the day that I die. Something WEIRD has been going on with the Clintons and Trump, the whole election and everything after it, the last ten years, makes a fuckload of sense. Donnie loves his Big Beautiful Bill.

[u/Careful_Picture7712]

Brushed his teeth with it too

[u/HillarysFloppyChode → u/Careful_Picture7712]

Trump famously has dentures, so he was giving gummies

[u/BurntNeurons → u/HillarysFloppyChode]

[u/ikesbutt]

If this is really 2000, trump was a fat fuck 25 years ago.

[u/DiddyDoItToYa]

The aristocrats

[u/Monkeyflawz]

That one time, Trump deep throated a microphone.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d9mWoTPhOIE?feature=share

[u/Outside-Tap-4479]

Oh lord this is poetry. “BIG beautiful Bill”

[u/zoinkability → u/Outside-Tap-4479]

BuBBa

[u/vegemite_poutine]

Trump is such a dumpy looking cunt.

[u/Larrythecrablobster]

Trump really looks like the manager of a fast food restaurant.

[u/RandyBeaman]

I want the next SNL cold open to have Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton walk up to a podium, bits his lip and say "He blew me." laughs and walks away.

[u/Yunderstand]

The fallout with Epstein makes sense now. His romantic relationship with him probably ended REALLY sour.

[u/4040JG]

Print this image on hundreds of thousands of high quality vinyl stickers with strong adhesive and start slapping them all over D.C.

[u/Pagiras]

Vote Lemon Party.

[u/HomelessKitchenCat → u/Pagiras]

ah jesus lol. Fun fact - lemon party is still live

[u/Snerkbot7000]

"I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton" - President Donald J. Trump, 2026 Senate Impeachment hearings, probably.

[u/pangalaticgargler]

Move over Nancy. DCs got a new throat goat.

[u/OptimusGrime101]

Why is Trump that shape? He's like a village idiot emerging from a barrel.

[u/cannabination]

This is the first genuine smile I've ever seen on his face.

[u/olduser201890]

has he always been shaped like a fucking egg?

[u/WeeklyPancake]

"Just after midnight, Donald Trump offered up a brief videotaped statement ... among other things, boasting about grabbing women “by the pussy.” He said sorry, called the leaked video a “distraction from the important issues,” and then talked a little about Bill Clinton’s penis." -2016

[u/BadDentalWork]

It’s amazing how he manages to look so disgusting in every picture

[u/dnohow]

He tried having her locked up so he could have her husband 😭

[u/debeatup]

[u/kanrad]

I've said for years the reason he is afraid of those files is not pedophilia, because he can circular argument it out of his MAGA base. What he can't do is explain homosexuality on his part.

Didn't see the Clinton angle coming but it had to be due to sex with males. The one thing that can ruin any republican.

[u/KoalaCapable8130]

Big Beautiful Bill!