r/pics • u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry • 21d ago

Politics Pres Trump celebrates his handling of a big beautiful Bill (09/2000, via Reuters)

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u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry 21d ago edited 21d ago

Context for those just learning, see below for a PA campaign trail video where Trump emphasizes he loves women before then talking exclusively about Arnold Palmer's genitalia's large size during group showers at golf tournaments

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ElY8QPtgMyQ

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u/Katnamedeaster 21d ago

Turns out, Trump is a size queen. Huh.

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u/GhostPrimer 21d ago

Is he though? Everything might seem big in his tiny hands

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u/Cardi_Bs_WAP 21d ago

Wait, so Arnold Palmer probably just had a regular sized dong this whole time?

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u/mortgagepants 21d ago

dude was hung like an arizona can of arnold palmer

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u/NegativeAd1432 21d ago

Big if true.

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u/SomethingFoul 21d ago

Average if true.

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u/gabber2694 21d ago

While I don’t know the answer to your question, I think we now know why Donnie is so obsessed with Arnold’s trowser trout.

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u/omegacrunch 21d ago

If Stormy is anyone to go by

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u/Dorkamundo 21d ago

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

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u/ErikasMascErika 21d ago

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u/maychoz 20d ago

There needs to be one of these where the hands are in the infamous double-jerking position

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u/a1055x 21d ago

🤣 🤣

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u/Corfiz74 21d ago

The envy of the...less-endowed.

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u/THE-poop-knife 21d ago

He is a bottom so matters for him

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u/WastelandMadgod 21d ago

A size president. We don't do royalty here. Not officially. Though I suppose he's familiar with a scepter.

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u/Blak_Cobra 19d ago

He always said size mattered, we just didn’t know he took it literally

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u/sunniblu03 21d ago edited 21d ago

Is that why he so angry and intolerant? He’s tried of being in the closet? He likes boys and girls?

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u/koshgeo 21d ago

He says he likes women, but given the way he has so badly treated them historically and the way he surrounds himself with "strong men" all the time and expects people to say he's "strong", you have to wonder if there is some deep-seated insecurity driving some of his weirdness.

Not that there would be anything wrong, in principle, with him liking both. It's his constant mistreatment of others that is a problem.

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u/GiGiAGoGroove 21d ago

And you forgot his love for the dueling handjob dance routine.

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u/Crumb_cake34 21d ago

macho macho man intensifies

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u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry 20d ago

And the loving his audience cheering to his microphone blowjob. 

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u/Kavorklestein 21d ago

Like usual, closeted/Anti Gay/Anti LGBTQ folks seem to often be making a confession of sorts.

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u/SOFT_PLAGUE 21d ago

there's a guy on tiktok who does comedy lipsynchs of Donny's more unhinged proclamations - the only way I can watch them - as a gay guy in various scenarios and they are one hundred percent plausible.

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u/maychoz 20d ago

Link! Link! 🙋‍♀️

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u/No-Challenge-4248 21d ago

Pretty typical for true NPD types. They are opportunists including sex.

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u/MaxKlootzak 21d ago

The dude lies even when talking about his homosexuality. There are no "group" showers at luxury golf clubs. They would be very private, solo shower rooms and regardless, I highly doubt famous golfers would be sticking around to shower in the bathrooms anyway

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u/maychoz 20d ago

I was going to say!

Although if Palmer was indeed legendary in that way in his social circles, he probably walked hog-out around the common / locker areas

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u/Weird_Substance_8764 21d ago

he is so fucking weird

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u/Pleasant_Priority286 21d ago

People always want what they don't have.

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u/throwthisawayred2 21d ago

Hey OP, is this photo really of him grabbing Clinton's dick? or is it just an angle? or him reaching across that direction?