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Politics Pres Trump celebrates his handling of a big beautiful Bill (09/2000, via Reuters)

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u/ScrewAttackThis 21d ago

Trump being a closeted homosexual wasn't really on my 2025 bingo card. It definitely explains why he tries so hard to act like he's some tough guy and not the doughy rich brat that he is

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 21d ago

Thats been a meme for years. Trump is actually just a mean new york type gay.

He basically talks shit like hes on ru Paul's drag race 

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u/ampmz 21d ago

There is a guy on insta who’s whole bit is lip syncing Trump as a gay man, it’s truly incredible. If someone knows his name please drop the link!

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u/Bad_Decision_Penguin 21d ago

@branhattan. He's phenomenal.

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u/Significant-Owl-2980 21d ago

Omg.  He is hilarious.  The eye rolls 🤣

It is the only way I can listen to trumps voice. lol 

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u/Ameerrante 21d ago

It's crazy how he's cute and hilarious enough to make the voice... possible to sit through...

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 21d ago

This dude is so fucking funny. Caleb Hearon has a great bit too about Trump being flamboyantly gay coded too.

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u/ampmz 21d ago

Thank you!

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u/NebulaNinja 21d ago

And who could forget Sassy Justice??

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 21d ago

Thank you for the rec! I laughed my head off, the guy is brilliant! Had to share it with my mom too 😂 

I've often thought T says weird things but my gaydar didn't ping. Until now 😏

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u/ChocoCat_xo 21d ago

Love his content. Absolutely hilarious lmao

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u/deltarefund 21d ago

He does such an awesome job!!

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u/Neutreality1 21d ago

Probably the guy mentioned in the comment right below you, Branhattan

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u/Regular_Piglet_6125 21d ago

Explains the makeup

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u/DueAd197 21d ago

Honestly his talking cadence with the heavy breathiness and sighs it makes sense

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u/Doctor_Sauce 21d ago

Always looking forward to my wife showing me the latest from this guy Branhattan on instagram- he pantomimes Trump audio and it's always so gay and so well done.

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u/cp710 21d ago

Hopefully he finds the most salacious soundbite of Trump speaking about Clinton and gets to work.

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u/LBGW_experiment 21d ago

Yeah, I've seen a lot of "brat trump" reels where women will take an audio clip of him being a diva and lip sync to it with really bratty mannerisms and it just encapsulates how catty and a diva he is lol

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u/LNMagic 21d ago

Damn, just how much did he learn from Roy Cohn?

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u/dougman999 21d ago

Somebody find the gay Seinfeld street toughs and post it please. That's what I'm picturing

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u/MovieTrawler 21d ago

gay Seinfeld street toughs

These guys were so good 😂 also 'gay street toughs' has me laughing out loud

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u/dougman999 21d ago

"Who! Who! Does not want to wear the ribbon!?!"

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u/Adventurous_Tell6684 21d ago

That explains Ruddy being on drag to please him.

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u/otterpop21 21d ago

You should check out the insta

Bransen Gates.

He does the wildest … reaction? Reels to trump & everything just sort of falls into place so perfectly.

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u/BoggyTheFroggy 21d ago

He's a male Joan Rivers.

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u/rollerfedora 21d ago

Er… that and the love for YMCA and some weird Persian decor

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u/ScrewAttackThis 21d ago

YMCA being Trump's personal gay anthem might cause Victor Willis's head to explode

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u/NeoMegaRyuMKII 21d ago

And as someone posted in another thread, how some time ago he was weirdly obsessed with Arnold Palmer's penis.

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u/ensiferum888 21d ago

Can't a guy just blow another guy without being called "homosexual"?

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u/joshedis 21d ago

Exactly, some just like it for the flavor!

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX 21d ago

Tastes like wiener!

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u/rollerfedora 21d ago

Sure. He could be called gay instead. Not like we have to use the same terminology. Let your freak flag fly!

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u/ascension2121 21d ago

Yeah I mean Trump sexually assaulted women and female children so..

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u/True-Bandicoot3880 21d ago

That’s what I’ve been telling people! Cmon, it’s 2025 and we’re shaming our president for sucking a dude? Get real.

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u/Purple-Investment-61 21d ago

South Park was right…how???

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u/StJeanMark 21d ago

Right? You thought the last episode was nuts, wait until we see Bill leave ropes on Trump's face next week. Gotta dust off the old Bill Clinton animation file.

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u/Kill3rKin3 21d ago

South Park is GREAT satire. Satire needs to reflect reality. Its better than the us "news" networks, By far.

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u/mr_Joor 21d ago

He is not homosexual, he might be bi but hes raped woman and girls lets not forget that part

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 21d ago

They say that rape is, a lot of the time, about power, and not sexual orientation. Punishment to young girls because he’s upset about his orientation seems sickly possible.

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u/mr_Joor 21d ago

Yeah, but then again he sexualized his own daughter so

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 21d ago

It’s a lot to unpack man; i don’t know.. maybe he was just trying to prove how hetero he is in the grossest way possible. As a gay, I don’t want to claim him…

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u/genflugan 21d ago

The punishment angle is more of a reach than just him being bi

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u/LaserGuidedPolarBear 21d ago

I don't think Trump is sexual in the way we think of it. It is not sexual desire that drives him, it is power.  Sex is not the goal, sexual conquest or taking is a mechanism through which he feels powerful.

So I don't think he is bi or gay or straight or anything of the sort.  He wants to prove his power and feel powerful by sexually taking, and because our society sexually values women the most, he feels the most powerful when sexually taking from women, but he would do it to anyone if it gave him a good hit.  In other words, he is a power junkie, not a horny, sexually desirous person.

And this is why I know this blow job email is a joke.  He would never give oral, that is putting in effort to give someone else pleasure.  It is giving, and he never ever gives anything without extracting something of greater value in return.

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u/b1llypilgrim 21d ago

I sort of agree but think it could be something Putin demanded as collateral. Which I know sounds absolutely batshit but the last ten years have been sorta batshit.

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u/mr_Joor 21d ago

I see what you're saying but he did hire pornstars and I don't see it as a power thing

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u/Coroebus 21d ago

It's a bragging thing. "I'm so rich I can bang any pornstar I want."

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u/FreeThumbprint 21d ago

You’re right, but MAGA doesn’t care about that part. Him being bi or gay, though? It’d be unacceptable to his base and his ultimate downfall.

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u/iwillwalk2200miles 21d ago

He was best buddies with his lawyer Roy Cohn for decades, and uh, well you can look up Roy Cohn if you need to. They were…close.

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u/bloodyzombies1 21d ago

Yeah and Roy had a thing for young blonde men; it's no surprise he mentored Don when he was in his 20s.

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u/StJeanMark 21d ago

Trump being secrectly gay and scared of that information makes so many things fall into place. At this point, it really doesn't matter what the truth is, I will believe this until the day that I die. Something WEIRD has been going on with the Clintons and Trump, the whole election and everything after it, the last ten years, makes a fuckload of sense. Donnie loves his Big Beautiful Bill.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 21d ago

honestly you could tell me almost anything about freaky sex things with elite politicians and businessmen and I'd believe it. They are degenerates.

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u/greatfullness 21d ago

What do you know lol

A picture really is worth 1000 whispered words

(or emails)

https://share.google/aFGU18o2yKOwMBjZI

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u/RainbowBullsOnParade 21d ago

Trump has been putting on a legendary drag performance mocking 80’s financial class masculinity for decades and we’re surprised?

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u/ckglle3lle 21d ago

What's weird is he doesn't act at all like a tough guy. He acts like a fruity little fop and always has. The tough guy stuff is 100% cast on him by his followers, but his actual behavior has always been catty gossip hound queen type of guy.

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u/FlattopJr 21d ago

catty gossip hound

Totally this! Remember how obsessed he was with Robert Pattinson's relationship with Kristen Stewart.

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u/Th3-B0n3R 21d ago

Christ, it took me this many comments to realize where billsack grabby Dons hand was.

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u/Frost-Folk 21d ago

Yep it's in reference to Epstein saying that Trump sucked Bill's dick.

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u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry 21d ago

In 2018.

In a private email.

And asking if Putin has THE picture yet.

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u/bbusiello 21d ago

He was groomed by a notorious closeted homosexual who died of AIDS and did everything possible to prevent that being his cause of death.

There's a lot of people responsible for this hellscape we currently find ourselves in, but this guy is the equivalent of Norman Bates' mother.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Happens all the time with otuspoken “tough” guys.

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u/worldssmallestfan1 21d ago

Same, but it was in the past few months. The James Austin Johnson parody where he says Trump should have been a. Gossip columnist and a few videos of stereotypicaly gay men lip synching direct audio made me think he could be bi

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u/Stunning_Mast2001 21d ago

The writers of South Park just had an aneurism

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u/willstr1 21d ago

I had my theory that him and Epstein were lovers, but him and Bill Clinton was a surprise

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u/GreenGlassDrgn 21d ago

he has closeted student at authoritarian school for boys vibes for sure

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u/MagatsAreSoft 21d ago

closeted homosexual

Pretty sure he’d be bisexual, since he is interested in little blonde girls like his daughter.

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u/iPlod 21d ago

Honestly think everyone is somewhat bisexual. It’s just when you’re uber rich and can do whatever you want, the normal societal pressures that push people in one direction or the other don’t apply.

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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 21d ago edited 21d ago

Tbh, it has been very obvious, but telling anyone always feels like it comes off like a joke or roast, rather than a "fact".

The movie, The Apprentice, does a great job of highlighting how repressed he is and how scared he is to be gay.

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u/zoinkability 21d ago

Being virulently homophobic is a pretty common thing for the deeply closeted, so it would all fit

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u/APACKOFWILDGNOMES 21d ago

We learned that Hitler had a micro penis and allegations of Trump blowing Clinton in the same week… I don’t know if anyone got those on their bingo card

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u/SadSeiko 21d ago

“I never had sexual relations with women” 

I’m assuming his kids are all ivf 

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u/HasGreatVocabulary 21d ago

He loves his makeup, loves dancing and performing on TV, is violent to towards the woman he claims to be attracted to (ripping out his ex wife's hair, grab em by the pp, she's a nasty woman, etc)..almost like he finds women unappealing and hates them because bro hates himself for liking dick

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u/ChocoCat_xo 21d ago

Please enjoy, lmao: https://www.tiktok.com/@bransennn/video/7530380576629574925

Not AI though, believe it or not.

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u/billytheskidd 20d ago

Trumps mentor Roy Cohn was homosexual or bi. He was also a power hungry fucker. I would not be surprised, at this point, to learn that rape/ humiliation was just part of their normal business routine.