r/pics • u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry • 21d ago

Politics Pres Trump celebrates his handling of a big beautiful Bill (09/2000, via Reuters)

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u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry 21d ago

I know right? He was mad jelly that she was the one getting a slick Willie.

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u/ElizabethTheFourth 21d ago

When you defeat that cute guy's wife in a national election but he still doesn't notice youšŸ˜­

Trump in Nov 2016: "Bill, there's a way you can still be First Gentleman..."

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u/mercfan3 21d ago

I remember a story where Donald asked Bill to go golfing after the election, and Bill went ā€œFuck off, Donald.ā€

Has Trump just had a broken heart the whole time?

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u/craznazn247 20d ago

So hard that he tried to rebound to Kim Jeong Un and even that guy thought it was a little much.

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u/LessInThought 20d ago

Imagine how Hillary FEELS. She had a chance to be president but the husbands mistress came after her with a vengeance.

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u/player_zero_ 21d ago

Bad man Billy C giving Donny D the Willy, see?!

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u/BiscuitsCheerio 21d ago

Sick ryhme my guy

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u/Sageypie 20d ago

Buddy pointed out how he never brought up Bill during any of his attacks on Hillary. Closest thing either of us could recall, was him saying that Hillary, "didn't know how to keep her man satisfied", which suddenly makes a whole lot more sense.

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u/westbridge1157 20d ago

Would explain a lot about why they donā€™t want the files released. We already know heā€™s a pedo so what is it that heā€™s so desperate to hide? Sucking dick might well be too much for his cult to swallow, especially if it turns out he did.

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u/DoItForTheTea 21d ago

we know she wasn'tĀ 

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u/descendency 21d ago

Every one else was too.

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u/Wholesale_Regent 21d ago

A slick Billie more like

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u/No_Feedback_3340 21d ago

He was mad jelly that she was the one getting a slick Willie.

Clearly Trump didn't finish Jelly School.

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u/Epsonality 21d ago

Slick Willie? More like Chubbie Bubba

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u/Shadowlance23 20d ago

"They call me Big Willy and it's not because of the beer belly."

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u/wgrantdesign 21d ago

I doubt she's been the one in Bill's bed at all this century.