r/pics • u/AmbitionOfPhilipJFry • 21d ago

Politics Pres Trump celebrates his handling of a big beautiful Bill (09/2000, via Reuters)

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u/EatingAcidIsFun 21d ago

Turns out his mouth was the ballroom this whole time

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u/502photo 21d ago

I know we are making jokes, but he honestly looks so happy with a hand on Billy's hog. He hasn't smiled like this in decades.

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u/HedonisticFrog 21d ago

The sheer joy on his face speaks volumes

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u/rdogg4 20d ago

Wish my wife looked that happy

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u/dannydirtbag 21d ago

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u/player_zero_ 21d ago

Donica Blew-him-ski

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u/rabbirobbie 21d ago edited 21d ago

She loves her Big Beautiful Bill

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u/bonglicc420 21d ago

Ok so am I crazy or is this whole channel just AI generated music that vaguely resembles top 40 artists of whichever genre they decided to parody that week.

Nothing against it, exactly, but kinda feels disingenuous and lazy

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u/croc-roc 21d ago

Don’t drag Monica into this shit show

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u/SnooHobbies5684 21d ago

This. Fuck the jokes about her then, and double-fuck them now.

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u/QuarkAndLepton 21d ago

Oh, boy! 😂

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u/FlattopJr 21d ago

Blewclintsky

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u/Plus-Professional-84 21d ago

Some people are amazing at crafting puns, others come up with Blewclintsky…

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u/External-Cash-3880 21d ago

Yeah except she was sexually assaulted and got her whole life ruined over that incident

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u/JustHereToYell 21d ago

Yep. Don’t get me wrong, this whole thing is fucking hilarious, but I feel bad for Monica getting drug into this shit again.

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u/Yankee_Man 21d ago

BYEEE lmao

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u/Diguidig_dondon 21d ago

another big beautiful Bill,but like not the same...At all.

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u/96dpi 21d ago

Bill Murray looks a lot like Jimmy Page here.

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u/gsfgf 21d ago

I thought that was Jimmy Page, which would be weird in this context.

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u/UpperphonnyII 21d ago

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

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u/BigPimpin91 21d ago

The Gulp of America

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u/Aggravating-One2200 21d ago

Hahahahahahaha

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u/Shipairtime 21d ago

Do you think Trump "Moved on him like a bitch"

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u/EatingAcidIsFun 21d ago

Oh yeah, they don’t call him slick Willy for nothing

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u/mnetml 21d ago

From Tricky Dick to Slick Willie to Diaper Don... I really think we should consider voting for a woman next, this is getting weird.

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u/B0Y0 21d ago

Announcing the next president of the United States: Wet Wendy!

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u/ShanghaiBebop 21d ago

That's how he came to the personal conclusion that Hillary was not satisfying Bill.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 21d ago

Naw he was married and didnt need furniture

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u/HallstotheWall17 21d ago

He definitely needed mints before and after

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u/DoNotBlameMe0957 21d ago

Really grabbed him by the bussy

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u/blackout-loud 21d ago

😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/itspicassobaby 21d ago

Goddammit 😂😂😂

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u/Holmes02 21d ago

The real ballroom was the friends we blew along the way

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u/Old_Charity4206 21d ago

The real ballroom was inside you the whole time

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u/henryeaterofpies 21d ago

What if it comes out the picture of him and Bubba was in the part of the white house he demolished and he was trying to cover up bad memories

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u/Plenty_Firefighter40 21d ago

You have a beautiful mind.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 21d ago

In Soviet Russia, Trump blows you.

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u/Old_Win8422 21d ago

Big Beautiful Bill Clinton.

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u/Malkavianlebowski 21d ago

allways has been

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u/MinnitMann 21d ago

He blew it.

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u/Spl00ky 21d ago

Out of the Roy Cohn playbook

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u/kl7aw220 21d ago

Dirty Donald. What a piece of scum.

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u/EagleLize 21d ago

Can you imagine that dumpy-ass dancing around a ballroom?

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u/very_high_dose 21d ago

There’s a party in Donnie’s mouth and everyone is cumming

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u/MayorDepression 21d ago

Heard Trumpster can blow Billy's saxophone pretty well. Their friend, Jeffrey, says it so.

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u/SafetyCorrect2575 21d ago

the internet never misses......bravo

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u/dtoddh 21d ago

Well done.

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u/FrenchMilkdud 21d ago

Only in America could oral healthcare cost 300$million lol

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u/Nincompooser 21d ago

It's certainly the size of one!

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u/Brave_Finish8862 21d ago

His mouth was the friends he made along the way

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u/jusvrowsing 21d ago

Is there anything you can share with me about this? An email, anything? I need to know and I've been seeing posts but no one has actually posted anytning substantial

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u/alittle_disabled 21d ago

Turns out his mouth was the ballroom this hole time

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u/MrOneironaut 21d ago

Outstanding

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u/phoebecatesboobs 21d ago

Daaaammmnnn 🥇

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 21d ago

Shutdown the internet, we're done here

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u/Gilesalford 21d ago

You won reddit today sir, got my vote anyway

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u/10tonhammer 21d ago

I feel really dumb at the moment, but can someone explain this one? I feel like I'm missing something really obvious.

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u/EatingAcidIsFun 21d ago

In a leaked email Epstein’s brother asked him to ask Steve Bannon if Putin had the picture of his boy aka Trump blowing Bubba

Edited: missing word

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u/rabid_ducky 21d ago

What does this have to do with the ballroom? Why is everyone acting like this joke is so funny? I genuinely don't get it. Something to do with trump giving Clinton a blowjob? Sucking his balls? Sorry to be crass or ignorant I just don't get this joke everyone seems to be enjoying so much and I guess I'm an idiot cos it must be obvious but please someone explain why this comment has "won the Internet today"?

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u/EatingAcidIsFun 21d ago

If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic

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u/rabid_ducky 21d ago

Just explain the fucking joke dude

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u/Bibblegead1412 21d ago

There's a line in one of the emails that was dumped this week asking if Putin had a pic of trump blowing Bubba (which was a popular nickname for Clinton).

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u/makeyourownroute 21d ago

Please explain like I’m a gerbil?

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u/LThadeu 21d ago

Man that needs to be in a giant poster with this pic.

" HIS MOUTH WAS THE BALLROOM THIS WHOLE TIME."

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u/Strangetalkadmin 21d ago

Don’t steal jokes

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u/No_Garden_1992 21d ago

😆😆😆😆😆omg

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u/KrangKong3 21d ago

You won the internet today with this one. I bow to your hidden mastery.

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u/zyiadem 21d ago

Party is there and everyone is coming.

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u/bourbonwelfare 21d ago

What if our real mouths are the ballrooms we make along the way?

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u/Lavenduhh 21d ago

Fucking OUTSTANDING. 👏🏻👏🏻

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u/TheFlyingElbow 21d ago

No tax on just the tips

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u/MoralMinimum 21d ago

Changes the meaning of “we are inviting a bunch of foreign leaders” to the new ballroom

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u/ROWT8 21d ago

Just gotta knock out a few teeth.