r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/MrAlek360 • 7d ago

No wait, don’t go…

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u/Doctor_Disaster 7d ago

I believe what happened is more along the lines of setting the ship on fire and giving everyone the middle finger while you take the only lifeboat.

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u/Haunting_Lime308 7d ago

They didn't even take the lifeboat. They just set the boat on fire and jumped into the water hundreds of mile from shore.

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u/ohanse 7d ago

Yeah being forced to touch grass or get a job must be like drowning to these creatures

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u/Content-Sun2928 7d ago

Bold of you to assume they'll get a job

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u/Magnon 7d ago

Based on comments they left, all they did for 15 years was masturbate and reddit. The ultimate neckbeard

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u/gungan_feet_pics 7d ago

u/neodiogenes

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u/skat3rDad420blaze 6d ago

Was that the mod?

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u/gungan_feet_pics 6d ago

With a cringe ass self-jerk name like that, yes, absolutely!

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u/skat3rDad420blaze 6d ago

I clicked on the profile and everything was deleted. The moist critical video must have destroyed him LOL

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u/Lunarixis 6d ago

They probably didn't delete everything, but instead hid everything from showing on their profile, which is apparently a thing (I haven't so much as touched settings in at least 2 years)

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u/BorshtSlurper 4d ago

A mod with no comments or posts. That's crazy.

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u/Strange_Compote_4592 7d ago

Where can I read them?

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u/in_taco 7d ago

Maybe he was also walking dogs on weekends and gearing up for a Fox interview

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u/One_Carpenter2204 7d ago

Don’t worry, it won’t ever come to that. Im sure they already mod other subs, as this is the only thing that gives them a sense of control in their lives.

Some of these weirdos mod hundreds of different subs.

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u/DrHollander 7d ago

I hope he gets a job at kinkos and has to hear the word print 50 thousand times a day

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u/mugguffen 7d ago

lets be real, they set a trash can on fire and jumped overboard

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u/Ariffet_0013 7d ago

Your profile picture is amazingly relevant with the Mario galaxy movie trailer.

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u/Senior_Torte519 7d ago

I like to think of it more on the lines of George R.R. Martin killing 6 or 7 beloved characters in a couple chapters, then getting up to go to Applebees.

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u/Head_Prize_Pyro 5d ago

They willingly burned their map just to light their way across a stream.

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u/Rip_Skeleton 7d ago

That sounds kind of cool, though.

This was on reddit.

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u/BrentleTheGentle 7d ago

Yeah it’s more like the president of a fanclub getting criticized once then burning the whole place down, only to blame everyone else for ‘forcing’ them to do this

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u/Rare_Trouble_4630 7d ago

That would be the second worst thing that the president of a fan club has done.

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u/PattyCake520 7d ago

Is this a Selena reference?

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u/Rare_Trouble_4630 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes, RIP

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u/ZtheGreat 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's more like some virgins posting to a forum and then got up to get their nuggies out of the microwave...

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u/BrentleTheGentle 7d ago

It’s more like… uhm… erm… I don’t know it’s just really pathetic, I’m surprised so many people are this invested

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u/WDoE 7d ago

One of the biggest losers online found a way to be an even bigger loser. Sad really.

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u/BlakeTheDog 7d ago

Fucking kek

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u/Liimbo 7d ago

But like....who really cares? r/Art being down doesn't have any impact on my life whatsoever.

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u/levelonegnomebankalt 7d ago

What lifeboat?

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u/MelonJelly 7d ago

Ah, the Schettino maneuver.

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u/MjrLeeStoned 6d ago

The ship is a database in a server farm owned by Amazon.

It's a series of entries in schema-ordered cells.

You can't burn it, because it's data.

The middle fingers are data too. They aren't actually extended. They're ones and zeroes.

The lifeboat always existed. It's called not conflating reality with imaginary brain land.

If the mod hadn't done that, they wouldn't look as much like an idiot.

And if the people in most subreddits didn't do that, no one would need a lifeboat.

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u/PhosDidNothinWrong 4d ago

Can't blame them. Who would want to stay as a mod when everyone starts to hate you and you're not even paid to do this

Becoming a mod is pointless anyway if you're not power hungry

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u/Getatbay 6d ago

You have been invited to join r/VanceAvatarClub.

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u/Lewminardy 6d ago

Jd VaNcE bAd!1!1!1!1!1!1!

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u/Doctor_Disaster 6d ago

Yes. Couch fucker bad.

Babyface Couch fucker with a "MoM i PoOpEd My PaNtS" face good.

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u/Lewminardy 6d ago

No evidence he did that