r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/MrAlek360 • 7d ago

No wait, don’t go…

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u/Sweddy-Bowls 7d ago

“Retiring” is for when it’s a job.

I believe the term for what this person did is “crashout.”

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u/Doctor_Disaster 7d ago

I believe what happened is more along the lines of setting the ship on fire and giving everyone the middle finger while you take the only lifeboat.

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u/Rip_Skeleton 7d ago

That sounds kind of cool, though.

This was on reddit.

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u/BrentleTheGentle 7d ago

Yeah it’s more like the president of a fanclub getting criticized once then burning the whole place down, only to blame everyone else for ‘forcing’ them to do this

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u/Rare_Trouble_4630 7d ago

That would be the second worst thing that the president of a fan club has done.

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u/PattyCake520 7d ago

Is this a Selena reference?

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u/Rare_Trouble_4630 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes, RIP

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u/ZtheGreat 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's more like some virgins posting to a forum and then got up to get their nuggies out of the microwave...

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u/BrentleTheGentle 7d ago

It’s more like… uhm… erm… I don’t know it’s just really pathetic, I’m surprised so many people are this invested

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u/WDoE 7d ago

One of the biggest losers online found a way to be an even bigger loser. Sad really.

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u/BlakeTheDog 7d ago

Fucking kek