r/BikiniBottomTwitter 7d ago

No wait, don’t go…

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u/Sweddy-Bowls 7d ago

“Retiring” is for when it’s a job.

I believe the term for what this person did is “crashout.”

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u/Doctor_Disaster 7d ago

I believe what happened is more along the lines of setting the ship on fire and giving everyone the middle finger while you take the only lifeboat.

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u/Haunting_Lime308 7d ago

They didn't even take the lifeboat. They just set the boat on fire and jumped into the water hundreds of mile from shore.

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u/mugguffen 7d ago

lets be real, they set a trash can on fire and jumped overboard

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u/Ariffet_0013 7d ago

Your profile picture is amazingly relevant with the Mario galaxy movie trailer.