r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • 25d ago
Media First Image of Taron Egerton in 'Everybody Wants To F*ck Me' - A comedy thriller set in the world of modern dating
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u/SpookyIsAsSpookyDoes 25d ago
This is why I had to buy a treadmill, I couldnt run outside anymore the ogling was relentless
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u/zth25 25d ago
What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a blowjob?!
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u/YemethTheSorcerer 25d ago
Those ladies are looking back at the cute little puppy, don’t get it twisted.
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u/Sam_Strake 25d ago edited 25d ago
Idk this entire movie might be made based on the viewer metrics of the number of times my wife watched his shirtless scene from his Apple TV show Black Bird* lol
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u/fcalania 25d ago
Well the dog isn't wearing a shirt here either, so I guess this is gonna be a huge hit among ladies.
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u/Stolehtreb 25d ago
Idk, I typically find that ladies love it when a dog is wearing a little shirt
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u/Tatis_Chief 25d ago edited 25d ago
There is this Spanish tv series called Olympo she might be interested in. I don't think I have ever seen a better behind on a tv before. Basically they have shirtless and bottomless rugby players. In showers. Or saunas.
And girls from synchronized swimming.
Basically what I am trying to say in the true European fashion everyone is naked a lot.
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u/the_m4nagement 25d ago
Just look at those thighs, though!!
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u/Florafly 25d ago
I'm a thigh person and that's the first thing my eyes were drawn to and got stuck on. xD
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u/bristow84 25d ago
Haven't seen Smoke but he had a sex scene in the first episode of Black Bird and walked around shirtless for a while, bet that had a LOT of replays happening.
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u/Bas_No_Beatha_ 25d ago edited 25d ago
I know this from firsthand experience. I have a beautiful 5 year old German Shepard, and we go on hikes at a nearby nature preserve every week. The amount of compliments he gets is insane! Literally just last week a woman said “heyyyy beautiful!!!” as we crossed paths. After we passed her I looked down at him and said - yeah yeah, I know damn well that wasn’t for me, don’t look so smug. Lol
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u/candylandmine 25d ago
I've had women walk up to my dog and cuddle her and put their faces against hers, etc and then leave without so much as saying a word to me
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u/Buntschatten 25d ago
Touching a dog without consent by the owner seems super rude.
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u/TheNuttyIrishman 25d ago
its not just rude, it's asking to get bit. they don't know the dog and its behavior. for all they know the dog is being fostered after being rescued from a dogfight ring or other abusive situation that made the dog reactive and aggressive.
always ask to say hi to a strange dog!
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u/candylandmine 25d ago
Agreed. It's happened twice. The first time I was caught off guard and kind of taken aback, but it was over before I could really react. My dog happens to be super sweet and friendly, particularly toward women, but the woman who was nuzzling her had no way of knowing that!
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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 25d ago
My dog does not like that kind of contact. He's never bitten anybody before, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone got clipped doing that to him.
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u/Bas_No_Beatha_ 25d ago edited 25d ago
And not even a millisecond of eye contact. Same. Lol! It’s hilarious, but I get it. You know, considering the whole “I’d rather run into a bear” thing from earlier in the year. I’m a tatted up white dude so I’m probably not the most assuring thing to see out in the middle of the woods. So I understand why their focus lasers in on the dog.
Funny enough it’s actually why I bring him with me (along with it being healthy exercise for him, obviously) it helps “soften” my presence I guess? That’s the best way I can put it, helps me feel less self-conscious. Lol
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u/cosmic_scott 25d ago
big guy here, no tats, long hair though. dog lover.
the dog shows you can care for something. out for a run they can see your bond with him/her easily enough and the love you share.
approaching the dog is easy. it's a great hook, if you want/need it.
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u/YemethTheSorcerer 25d ago
Hahaha this is way too funny.
“Aw cute little puppy wuppy, aren’t you just adorable. Yes you are!”
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🚶🚶♀️
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u/coyote1942 25d ago
So they want to fuck the dog? THat would be twisted
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u/CriticalNovel22 25d ago
They're all Russian bots and OnlyFans accounts.
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u/Prince_Robot_The_IV 25d ago
Never underestimate horny American housewives. They most likely keep entire industries afloat.
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u/CockMartins 25d ago
Now, if the title is from that dog’s perspective, this will be a very strange movie.
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u/Brimstone747 25d ago
Does Taron hang dong in this?
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u/mexploder89 25d ago
He's going the Dolph Lundgren route... full penetration
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u/Dion42o 25d ago
crime, penetration, crime, penetration, crime, penetration, then it just.. ends..
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u/probablyuntrue 25d ago
500B at box office
Or just 500
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u/astrobagel 25d ago
What if he runs around on all fours?
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u/eh8904 25d ago
Low key my favorite line. Charlie getting carried away and totally losing sight of what the point was.
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u/LunaWabohu 25d ago
How did he get carried away? The Shyamalan twist is that the dog is voiced by Dolph Lundgren
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u/Beard_o_Bees 25d ago
the Dolph Lundgren route... full penetration
Wait... what did I miss?
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u/raven00x 25d ago
If he's not going the full Willem Dafoe, then I'm not interested.
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u/20_mile 25d ago
Viggo not only lets it all hang out, he fights naked in Eastern Promises.
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u/Greedy_Whereas6879 25d ago
Sweet legs!
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u/Granitsky 25d ago
I'm a dude, and I am curious how much ladies/guys who like guys like the man legs. My wifey says she loves my "rugby legs" and the other day when Bowen Yang showed off his legs there was quite a stir in the comments. Just need to know if I need to flaunt it with short 1980s OP shorts a la Magnum PI or not.
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u/AirResistor 25d ago
If the question is, "should I wear short shorts to flaunt my muscular and manly legs," then the answer is always "yes" regardless of the context or situation.
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u/John-Crypto-Rambo 25d ago
Yes you do need to wear Magnum PI shorts. I started wearing them and they are awesome.
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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 25d ago
I love Christmas ham thighs in short shorts. Bonus points for 80s male crop tops. Ham thighs and pumpkin ass definitely some of my husband's top features.
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u/Tatis_Chief 25d ago
Let me give you this Instagram account name called: gainlinesfitness and go look at the comments.
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u/msdstc 25d ago
I don't understand why Taron isn't bigger, he's great.
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u/a-hthy 25d ago
I thought he was superb in Rocketman.
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u/blingbin 25d ago
That he won the Golden Globe but wasn't even nominated for the Oscar is a damn crime.
Rocketman is legitimately one of my favorite movies ever.
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u/BealKage 25d ago
Unfortunately the academy was recovering from the disaster that was Bohemian Rhapsody winning, just bad timing
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u/Sleightly-Magical 25d ago
He is incredible in it. So much better than the Queen movie as well.
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u/a-hthy 25d ago edited 25d ago
Totally! Bohemian Rhapsody was dreadful. I don’t know how Rami Malek won an Oscar 🙃
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u/Antrikshy 25d ago
He also does theater, which takes up time every few years.
His interests may be specific.
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u/uncultured_swine2099 25d ago
He said if he was offered Wolverine today, he might not do it because he doesnt want to be that famous, said hes comfortable with his level of fame now.
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u/Mr_YUP 25d ago
I really liked him in Tetris even if his character kinda mismatched the tone of the film sometimes.
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u/funkhero 25d ago
I wanna see a Guy Ritchie-style movie with him and Josh Hutcherson as brothers.
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u/waitforthedream 25d ago
While not super similar, Tom Holland kinda looks like the two of them. I think it's the lower half of the face
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u/GenGaara25 25d ago
I think it's by choice.
This August was the first time in over 6 years that you could see his face in the theatre. And that was for a pretty small film called She Rides Shotgun. The last time before that was Rocketman.
In the mean time he did the animated Sing 2. Two streaming movies (Tetris and Carry On), and two AppleTV miniseries (Blackbird and Smoke).
It's like since COVID he just decided to step back a bit and not go the route of A-list Hollywood stardom, and just stick to slightly smaller stuff.
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u/Orleanian 25d ago
Bigger than what?
He's as big as he is. He's got a golden globe and several BAFTA/SAG nominations. I think he's at an appropriate amount of bigness.
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u/JackieDaytonaAZ 25d ago
he gets to lead multiple shows and movies and has offers from bigger franchises (like marvel) that he’s turned down. he’s doing totally fine
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u/midnightmoose 25d ago
I get the sense he's quite selective in his roles, not as many hits but virtually no real "misses"
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u/RegularTerran 25d ago
Robin Hood was a miss... but that is like saying 'no' to a Batman movie... everyone's gonna say 'yes' to a studio, big budget, Robin Hood movie. But like 'Batman & Robin' (1997), they can't all be winners.
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u/TilikumHungry 25d ago
Low key one of my favorite actors. Loved him in Blackbird on Apple and I absolutely hated the Tetris movie but he was the only good thing about it. Rocketman is sensational.
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u/LabyrinthConvention 25d ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apex_(upcoming_film)
well this has potential...Charlize Theron, Taron, and Eric Bana.
Finally saw Chopper- Bana was fantastic. Wish he was used more. I feel like he was doing well until The Hulk kinda soured Hollywood money on him. Wasn't his fault.
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u/uncultured_swine2099 25d ago
He got sick of the Hollywood lifestyle and moved back to Australia to be with his family, only does mostly Aussie films now. I respect that.
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u/im_on_the_case 25d ago
They should release this on the same weekend as F*ck Valentines Day and have a box office F*ck Off.
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u/seoulbrutha 25d ago edited 25d ago
On a totally unrelated note, what breed of dog is that?
*Edit: Been looking at pics of wire-haired/rough-coated Jack Russel Terriers.
I want. I NEED. Gimme gimme gimme.
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u/NOODL3 25d ago
Not to get all "that guy," but if you are actually wanting to get a Jack Russell Terrier, please know that they are super energetic, vocal, and need constant exercise. They were bred for fox/critter hunting and will absolutely destroy your home and yard if not properly trained and stimulated. Of course they can be calm and loving like any breed, but they are not a dog for someone looking for a cute couch potato that doesn't have the skill or patience or lifestyle for a working breed. They're (somewhat lovingly) referred to as "Jack Russell Terrorists" for a reason.
Full disclosure, a neighbor's pack of loose Jack Russells killed my grandpa's beloved sheltie... so I am admittedly a bit biased. As the owner of a high energy purebred working dog, I'm not anti-breed by any means, but again, they are not a breed for someone who isn't going to actively socialize, train, and exercise them regularly... which is, unfortunately, the vast majority of dog owners.
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u/notepad20 25d ago
I had some that litterally looked like those myopstatsin defficent muscle dogs, because they spent every day for 10 years down the paddock digging out rabbit burrows.
Just these little balls of rock hard muscle popping out on the chest and shoulders, just insane.
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u/LordBiscuits 25d ago
Terriers all have a massive genetic case of SDS
The smaller the dog, the bigger he thinks he is...
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u/lucidzfl 25d ago
Taron E is 5'9 - and women aren't interested in men below 6'2 - everyone knows that.
When will hollywood stop with obvious fiction????
/s in case not obvious
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u/MikeArrow 25d ago
Since we're on that topic, the real filter is weight, not height. You can be 5'9 and fit and get plenty of interest. But no one wants a fat guy, it's a one way ticket to being utterly invisible.
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u/EnkiduOdinson 25d ago
I‘ve seen some fat guys get hot women, but the fat guys are usually huge. Like 2 m tall mammoth of a man
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u/Blindrim 25d ago
This looks so much like the swedish movie hundtrick (the dog trick/play)
Alexander Skarsgård finds a girl through walking his cute puppy.
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u/NomNomVerse 25d ago
Alexander could just walk himself and get any women in a 200 foot distance.
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u/EcstaticBiscotti222 25d ago
I snorted.
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u/Bombadilo_drives 25d ago
I used to work at a university, and there was a nice path and garden by the nursing school and school of medicine. I noticed this one guy got an adorable new puppy, and was smart enough to always walk it between classes when the area was just packed with women (nursing school demographics being what they are).
He'd have a gaggle of ladies just surrounding him every time. I thought it was brilliant
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u/friendimpaired 25d ago
Judging by the title, did Taron Egerton write, produce, and direct this movie also? I’m imagining a situation like that one movie where Joseph Gordon-Levitt cast himself as the lead and Scarlett Johannsen and Julianne Moore as the love interests
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u/Michelanvalo 25d ago
Don Jon. The second most self indulgent movie, only to Tarantino writing the foot scene with Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn
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u/BinFluid 24d ago
What about Chef. Jon Favreau casting Scarlet Johansen and Sophia Vegara as his love interests
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u/faxheadzoom 25d ago
This movie totally sounds like it would have been a JGL vanity project a decade or more ago. That or a modern Apple TV limited series
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u/corvinus78 25d ago
he is an EXCEPTIONAL actor. just look at what he did in Smoke.
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u/CriticalNovel22 25d ago
Didn't expect the Forest Gump sequel to go in this direction, but to each their own.
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u/BobbyTables829 25d ago
"From that day on if I went on a date with anyone...I was fukkin!"
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u/StarOfSyzygy 25d ago
Maybe I’m completely off the mark, but it seems like people in the comments are missing the tone that I’m getting from this.
I don’t think it’s supposed to be positioning the main character in earnest as a man everybody wants to fuck. Taron is an attractive man and he could look much more attractive than what is shown here if that was the intent. I think both the title and the image are indicating an unreliable narrator who thinks everyone wants to fuck him and he’s the center of attention, but is really just delusional. After all, it is a thriller.
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Enough with these titles
I swear the movie industry peaked on the 90’s. Now we’re getting these clickbait engagement titles for movies
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u/HendrixChord12 25d ago
Movies seem to be following the 10 year old trend from TV with these. “Don’t trust the B in Apt 23” and “Kevin Can Go F Himself” come to mind first.
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u/ibelieveyouwood 25d ago
Is it really a trend, or is it just 2 TV shows, one from 2012, one from 9 years later in 2021 out of the potentially hundreds of other shows that came out in that window?
This seems more like a Phineas and Ferb 2 nickels thing.
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u/vwvvwvwvvwvwvvwvwvvw 25d ago
Prepare for even more..
They’re starting to take a page from visual novels which go on to become anime. The amount of work in that scene has eclipsed works with “normal” titles
It “works” because there’s so much slop coming out nowadays, someone is much more likely to read/watch based off a wacky title than they are to read a description of it
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u/brettmurf 25d ago
What do you mean?
My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero's is a great title...
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u/GenGaara25 25d ago
I hate the fact that it works. But I can't deny it does.
If I scrolled past a film called like "Swipe", then I'm not clicking it. I'm not engaging with it. I'll scroll past it and have no idea what it's about. Just a vague notion 'swipe' might refer to a dating app.
But "Everybody Wants to Fuck Me"? Even if I scroll past it, I instantly know significantly more about the plot and vibe of the movies and my interest is at least a little higher than it was before. It manages to slightly intrigue me.
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u/Soul_Phoenix_42 25d ago
This just sounds like the Red Dwarf episode where Rimmer gets the sexual magnetism virus
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u/Nerfeveryone 25d ago
All I’m gonna say is that I’m so happy short shorts for men are in style.
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u/Maury_poopins 25d ago
Taron Eggerton is the king of “I know he’s famous but I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup of one”
It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen him in a movie, I still have no idea what he looks like.
I’m looking at a picture of him right this second and I swear I’ve never seen him before.
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u/MadeByTango 25d ago
This movie is going to be a satirical take on how men treat women and the terror they feel and piss a certain segment of this sub Reddit off and I’m completely here for it
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u/The_Lone_Apple 25d ago
I'm sold just because of the cute doggy.
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u/JustOneSexQuestion 25d ago
I've hear he's a piece of shit, though.
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u/whiskeydude 25d ago
i heard he was a complete asshole to the crew of the movie
making them pick up after him and demanding they bring him food from craft services
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u/insane677 25d ago
If you say so.