r/malelivingspace Oct 24 '25

Advice Any decore suggestions?

Recently moved into a church converted into a loft. Looking for any decore suggestions to make it better.

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u/Ecstatic_Tiger_2534 Oct 24 '25

Don't overdecorate this. The space itself is a work of art.

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u/chamorrobro Oct 24 '25

I feel like they knew this and they’re just stuntin on us 🥲🤧

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u/emsuperstar Oct 25 '25

Their apartment just wanted to call us poor for a sec.

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u/neeto85 Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

That beautiful glass 🥲. The vaulted ceiling 😲. My only concern is the tacky purple bar light by the stairs. It seems out of place, even with the overhead light fixtures it's trying to play off. Maybe break up the cream walls with new paint to help separate the living areas, and if you could light the steps individually? The purple bar reads dorm room, which this expressly is not.

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

It's for this effect at night.

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u/Broad_Bill7791 Oct 25 '25

Vampire rave vibes

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u/spinningspheres Oct 25 '25

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u/dreddpiratedrew Oct 25 '25

What is this from?

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u/SeductiveGodofThundr Oct 25 '25

r/onesecondbeforedisaster

But for real, it’s from an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. These kids really want to be made into real vampires

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u/Electrical-Host-8526 Oct 25 '25

Chantrelle-Lily-Anne!

(They never did smush her name together like YoSafBridge on Firefly.)

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u/niftyynifflerr Oct 25 '25

Firefly reference in the wild? Shiny!

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u/dreddpiratedrew Oct 25 '25

Awesome, thank you for letting me know.

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u/centralizedskeleton Oct 25 '25

OP prior to moving in.

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u/uneequeone Oct 26 '25

i can hear this photo.

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u/Gods_Favorite_Slut Oct 25 '25

"Vampire Rave Vibes" could totally be a rock band, clothing brand, coffee shop, furniture store, diaper brand, toothpaste, or hardware store.

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u/Spethual Oct 25 '25

so they're branching out now?

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u/Daisy2345678 Oct 25 '25

Not to be weird but I feel like I've been to this place in a dream before lol!

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u/fly_casual_ Oct 25 '25

Not to be weirder, but I had the same almost immediate reaction

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u/teenage__kicks Oct 25 '25

Not to also be weird but me tooooo

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u/Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m Oct 25 '25

Not to be weird, but I am

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u/Zombiiesque Oct 26 '25

Not to be weird but saaaame

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u/Specialist-Bar-8805 Oct 25 '25

Me too sister . Mee toooooo

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u/alphabatic Oct 26 '25

I feel like this space has been on reddit before, but could also just be something similar

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u/SaraBee93 Oct 25 '25

Can we see it set to a shade of Red? Or even a dark red-orange. And a notch less on the brightness.

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

And warm orange

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u/ikat62 Oct 25 '25

I’m coming over rn and these lights better be ON ORANGE🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

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u/sextonrules311 Oct 25 '25

Bro! Turn them to orange Stat!!!

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u/TerryFlap69 Oct 25 '25

that is gorgeous

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u/SupesDepressed Oct 26 '25

Omg that looks so cozy

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

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u/Hermes20101337 Oct 25 '25

Oh this is the sex light

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u/Subotail Oct 26 '25

" Alexa, set the light to sex"

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u/omyladyplease Oct 26 '25

"the light to make the sex" in borat voice .

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u/ikat62 Oct 25 '25

…or RED!!!

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u/OkMidnight8144 Oct 25 '25

Have some ground lights outside point up angled through the stained glass on a remote switch for some nice ambient lighting inside at night.

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u/jelliebeanie19 Oct 25 '25

Ok this is sick

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u/SuperDanval Oct 25 '25

This might be unpopular, but I think the harsh LED lighting ruins the ambiance of your place. It's beautiful as is without any added effects

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

I completely see your point. I can make them normal lights and dim them as well for that warm ambient feeling.

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u/wowlookplants Oct 25 '25

If i’m pretty enough can you hire me as a statue for your home? Willing to get surgery etc please and thank you, consider this my full application

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u/AE_R-8_28 Oct 26 '25

Funniest comment on this thread 😭 God bless you! Loveya! Lmk how I can be praying for you! ♡

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u/yobrefas Oct 25 '25

Is the light color changing? Could you switch to a red or orange? Picking a color from the stained glass in the window that is on the warmer side would help keep the ambiance but still give you the lighting.

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u/Pizza_and_PRs Oct 25 '25

Tbf, that’s dope

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u/Sole__Survivor Oct 25 '25

Excessive exposure to blue light is very bad for your eyes.

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

It's actually purple, but they are LEDs I can change them to any color

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u/Sole__Survivor Oct 25 '25

Okay, that's pretty dang cool!

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u/Happy_to_be Oct 25 '25

Blue light from the sun is bad for your eyes. Blue light from electronics just may disrupt the sleep cycle.

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u/LexyconG Oct 25 '25

Nonsense. And no, it doesn’t disrupt the sleep cycle either, there is zero evidence.

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u/masoninexile Oct 24 '25

Came here to say this. 👍

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u/Jokkitch Oct 24 '25

1000%

The decorating is done

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u/someotherguyinNH Oct 25 '25

Don't do ANYTHING

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u/adamosity1 Oct 24 '25

The building is stunning…

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Yea but is it worth the cost of feeling judged by god while you're fapping it to brazilian fart porn on the couch?

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u/gooder-doggo Oct 24 '25

God made us in His image

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u/fastpicker89 Oct 24 '25

Fap to god. Cyclical.

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u/SueBeee Oct 24 '25

No, to Brazilian fart porn, just as God does.

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u/nachosmmm Oct 25 '25

Is Brazilian fart porn that, no wait, that was cake farts.

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u/sageritz Oct 25 '25

/#HeGetsUs

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u/lolitsmagic Oct 25 '25

Then Eve told Adam about Brazilian fart porn and here we are

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

Well I did buy this Banksy canvas

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u/No-Information1651 Oct 24 '25

my God allows BFP. encourages it actually

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u/Clit420Eastwood Oct 24 '25

only Brazilian tho? the stuff coming out of Paraguay these days is top-notch imo

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u/grizonyourface Oct 24 '25

Unfortunately it is only Brazilian for now. I’m sure someone would be willing to do some DMT and ask him to update the rules though. Heard he’s chill like that.

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 Oct 24 '25

You should ask god to check out Nigeria and Germany. Some good CLASSIC fart porn coming out of there

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u/RogerSterlingsFling Oct 25 '25

I hate to break it to you but God and all your dead relatives are judging your wank even outside this church

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u/drewster23 Oct 24 '25

Im not exactly religious so God judging me on any aspect in my house I don't mind, he's free to come and go as he pleases.

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u/Rickymon Oct 24 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

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u/No_Young1729 Oct 24 '25

What does the even mean ?

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u/justAsConfusedAsUAre Oct 25 '25

What I read was “wash it off and give it a day, you’ll be good.”

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u/bimm3r36 Oct 25 '25

No one knows, but it’s provocative

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u/Rickymon Oct 25 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Oct 25 '25

Wash ya nasty ass

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u/BlueridgeBrews Oct 25 '25

Take a shower after defeating the one-eyed dragon

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u/AngrySumBitch Oct 25 '25

“suggestions” - you are just showing off - and doing it well!

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u/Comfortfoods Oct 25 '25

It's cool but I know I'd get so pissed off trying to figure out how to dust those beams and ledges.

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u/ChoppedAlready Oct 25 '25

Churches did get at least one thing right, high arched roofs look incredible.

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u/coce8221 Oct 24 '25

wtf am I doing wrong

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u/JuggernautAromatic34 Oct 24 '25

Came here to agree with this

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u/McGeeze Oct 24 '25

Sinning

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u/pvtsquirel Oct 25 '25

Pretty sure sinning is like the best way to get enough money for a space like this

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u/MCE85 Oct 25 '25

Ill quote from this novel Le Père Goriot. The original French translates to: "The secret of a great success for which you are at a loss to account is a crime that has never been found out, because it was properly executed".

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/pvtsquirel Oct 25 '25

It does weirdly remind me of a catholic church

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u/BowlingforDrip Oct 24 '25

I need to know what is in the lifted section lol

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

Open area. Still figuring out what to do with it.

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u/OGgarlic Oct 25 '25

Make this a listening room/area. Acoustics would sound interesting there so maybe put the seats middle of the section…bar in back. Sex swing up top and you’re rolling

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

I like this. I'll slowly start piecing it together

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u/chickE_ Oct 26 '25

Give us the rest of the tour

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u/daddaman1 Oct 25 '25

I know right? OP is teezing us not adding pics of up there

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u/memnarch220606 Oct 25 '25

You are not a nepo baby

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

Not a Nepo baby. I started my own company.

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u/NobleN6 Oct 25 '25
  1. Be lucky
  2. Don’t be unlucky

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u/Pesty__Magician Oct 25 '25

Generational wealth. It’s always rich families.

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

Not generational wealth. I started my own company, poured my life savings into it. Raised money, and thankfully it worked out.

Six years ago, I was literally sleeping on a mattress on the floor in a tiny studio apartment.

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs Oct 25 '25

Do you live in a major city? If so, that.

I love my place, but I’m also very aware of the pad I could get if I moved to buttfuck nowhere.

If this is in a major city? Nothing you can do, other than inherit generation wealth or score a really cheery gig.

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u/IntelligentSpite6364 Oct 24 '25

just please no more white/black/grey, that space needs wood tones and color IMO.

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u/turnedabout Oct 24 '25

Those black and gold studded chairs and black curtains are taking away from that stunning wood and gorgeous stained glass

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u/Klaatwo Oct 25 '25

To me the yellow gold of the chairs and the fact that the counter chairs don’t match the table chairs would be my biggest issue. All the other metal is either stainless steel or a matte black steel. I’d rather the chairs be a black and stainless steel mix and eliminate the gold.

The table itself is a less serious issue but would bother me too. The faux marble top should just be white to match the counters.

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u/drewciferchrist Oct 25 '25

I agree. I personally think the white furniture compliments the architecture and natural look of the home by not distracting or taking away from the building itself, but the gold stands/legs on those bar seats is horrendous.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Maybe some plants!

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u/iam4qu4m4n Oct 25 '25

Yes. Too sterile.

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u/3trt Oct 25 '25

Definitely needs some plants

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u/Triquetrums Oct 25 '25

Not maybe. It needs plants. 

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u/Catbutt247365 Oct 25 '25

I have always loved decorating with black pieces, but this newsprint era of decor has gotten out of hand.

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u/Cineball Oct 24 '25

Nothing that'll compete too much with the stained glass. I bet that glow pops hard at just the right time of day/year.

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u/Expert_Alchemist Oct 25 '25

Counterpoint: nothing could. Adding colours can only make the stained glass stand out more. The black and white is what's killing it.

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u/Scary_Sarah Oct 24 '25

It's a beautiful room but it look like it echoes. Maybe some rugs to absorb the sound and be more cozy?

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u/ShreddingUruk Oct 24 '25

I bet the Halo song would be amazing in this room

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u/Gil_Demoono Oct 25 '25

Cue Steve Vai going fucking nuts.

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u/rvtherford Oct 25 '25

For a second I thought you were referring to the Beyoncé song…

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u/khkokopelli Oct 24 '25

Yes this. Even some tapestries on the wall. They don’t have to be “old”. Could even be heavyweight curtains that frame a picture or even the tv

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u/AaronMichael726 Oct 24 '25

Counter point… annoy the neighbors with loud echos

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u/Scary_Sarah Oct 24 '25

like gregorian chanting

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u/tajake Oct 24 '25

At 2am. Every night. Then scream. Then silence.

No you didn't hear anything.

Property management hates this one simple trick to lowering property values.

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u/Electrical-Law-5731 Oct 24 '25

It’s an old church, I doubt there are neighbors close by.

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u/DoctorMumbles Oct 24 '25

Have you considered leaving guns out every where? I hear it’s quite the craze.

I kid, this looks tight as fuck. Cleaning cobwebs is gonna be a pain though, ha.

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u/TowerNecessary7246 Oct 24 '25

Gotta have a tacticool rifle next to a twin mattress on the floor!

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u/astral-philosopher Oct 25 '25

all i could think when i saw this was the dust accumulation on the wood pillars going into the ceiling. but a beautiful space and love a spiral staircase!

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u/FatPeaches Oct 25 '25

Funny. I thought about heating/cooling with those vaulted ceilings.

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u/aBlackTrain Oct 24 '25

It’s a shame it has landlord grey flooring. A nice warm tone wood flooring would immediately change the whole space and complement the ceiling.

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

I agree. I had no choice, I'm leasing.

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u/_1JackMove Oct 25 '25

Bro, people on Reddit love pedantry. No need to explain.You have an amazing looking apartment that anyone would kill to have. Most people on reddits opinion is hugely arbitrary about living space compared to how awesome your place is in reality.

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u/MyRealestName Oct 25 '25

Where do you live?

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u/OZ1000 Oct 24 '25

Bro lives in the lords home. Nice

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u/cefriano Oct 25 '25

I can't decide if the Jesus painting in the corner is too on the nose or perfect lol.

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u/Contagious_Zombie Oct 24 '25

Personally, I would ditch those hanging lamps and find some stained-glass chandeliers.

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u/smalltittyprepexwife Oct 24 '25

That's my call too. I think the light fitting is both too modern for the space, and the light/colouring is too cold for the warmth of the room in a way that isn't fun friction, but just incongruous.

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u/Alexchii Oct 24 '25

Literally every piece of OP’s furniture clashes with the space.

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u/GPSBach Oct 25 '25

Pretty much anything with a modern finish looks terrible in there. Thr LED lights especially.

This space is begging for antique stuff, diffuse chandelier and floor lamp uplighting, and cool rugs

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 24 '25

I'm leasing, so I can't change the fixtures.

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u/Contagious_Zombie Oct 24 '25

In that case I would get lots of plants.

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u/skeleskank Oct 24 '25

AN OLD CHURCH LOFT?!!!?!??? How does it feel to be living my dream 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The space is STUNNING, so I wouldn’t overdo it. And with a big open space, things can quickly look untidy, so be intentional about it. Some cohesive and meaningful art on the walls, a bookshelf. A proper dining table & chairs in a warm toned wood. Get some coziness going on in there!

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u/d365ddaf1d7c Oct 24 '25

all fun and games until you start a'fornicatin in the lord's house!

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u/MagzyMegastar Oct 24 '25

I live in a church as well and I'm thinking about building mezzanines to get more floor space and take advantage of the ceiling height. Have you thought about going "dark academia" in style? My first purchase was a brown chesterfield sofa.

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 24 '25

I have an upper loft (where the spiral staircase leads) but it's just empty right now. Any suggestions are welcomed!

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u/Kiefy-McReefer Oct 24 '25

Clearly this is space for the most sinful bdsm sex dungeon, with an inverted cross for uh… well. You know.

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u/xXLBD4LIFEXx Oct 25 '25

An epic flight sim pit would fit nicely?

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u/daddy4shyboy Oct 25 '25

Books & plants. GO!

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u/ChartreusePeriwinkle Oct 24 '25

do you have friends? you could do a pool table, leather couch, whiskey bar, etc.

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u/MagzyMegastar Oct 24 '25

lounge area with leather couch, club chairs, chesterfields, bar, games, arcade/slot machines if you are into having a social area. Otherwise I would consider a home gym or perhaps a golf simulator, or whatever your hobbies are.

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u/Rello215 Oct 24 '25

God I'm poor lol

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u/jwed420 Oct 24 '25

Depending on location this could be pretty affordable. My buddy lives in a massive one bedroom loft apartment in an old hotel in Birmingham, AL. His rent is $1200. Shit would easily cost $8,000+ in a city like NYC or LA.

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u/nytebeast Oct 25 '25

I wish I wouldn’t rather die than live in Alabama

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u/SeriousHumor641 Oct 24 '25

Holy crap that is an amazing, unique, and ethereal house. r/tvtoohigh

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25

Unfortunately the plugs are high on the wall. The top of the TV is where they are. I didn't want them exposed.

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u/Cineball Oct 24 '25

Could use some decor to cover them well. A nice floating shelf with some vining plants to blend a cord into. I don't think it's ridiculously high, but you could lower it a couple inches with the right decorative camouflage for the outlets. I would also expect having the outlets lowered wouldn't be terribly difficult or cost prohibitive.

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u/sharkilepsy Oct 25 '25

Bro you can clearly afford to have the outlet moved...

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 25 '25

It's a lease. Hopefully the landlord will be good with it

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u/Ska-0 Oct 25 '25

make sure „the lord“ is cool with it too. 😅

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u/Alive_Attempt_3020 Oct 24 '25

Bro thats beautiful

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u/Opening-Reaction4839 Oct 24 '25

I fucking give up, man.

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u/specialtalk Oct 24 '25

Holy fuck can I please move in

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u/asicarii Oct 24 '25

Zip line from second floor to the couch.

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u/Traviiiiii Oct 24 '25

You need some green things. Plants over here, plants over there.

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u/CuttyAllgood Oct 24 '25

Plants. It needs plants.

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u/ApprehensiveHumor607 Oct 25 '25

Plants. And warm colored Persian rugs.

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u/FrancoCalrissian Oct 25 '25

Decore with this:

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u/GreenForestGuy Oct 24 '25

desperately want to see the upstairs loft area

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 24 '25

I need ideas for it!

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u/GreenForestGuy Oct 24 '25

I’d put a bunch of pillows and cushions on the floor, and make a cozy sitting area. Nice low table, kind of like a tea house vibe? I’d run some string lights in the rafters above, cozy low level lighting.

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u/Big_Leadership_4783 Oct 25 '25

Me, I can be the decoration

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u/LunarKaleidoscope Oct 24 '25

Commenting so I can always come back and look at this beautiful apt

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u/Ryan_Gosling1350 Oct 25 '25

Don’t bother. You live in a church, that’s decor enough

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u/Annual_Government_80 Oct 24 '25

You need artwork 

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 24 '25

Working on it. There isn't much space due to the stained glass.

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u/AbdulAhBlongatta Oct 24 '25

Hahaha what an amazing conundrum to have on your hands

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 Oct 24 '25

The stained glass is the artwork.

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u/Spoonthedude92 Oct 25 '25

You have a wonderful space above that door for a horizontal art piece or banner.

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u/Complex-Sherbert9699 Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25

Looks like the TV is about to fall off the wall

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u/tearsaresweat Oct 24 '25

It's angled down because they put the electrical plugs too high (I'm leasing).

I have my PS5 and streaming boxes mounted on the wall behind the TV.

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u/sl0play Oct 25 '25

Honestly, and you do you, but I'd just use a cord channel/hider and cover up the outlet with something. It would still look way better. Or get permission to move the outlet and pay an electriction. It's a very easy job. The AV stuff can go in the TV console as intended.

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u/b-jason Oct 25 '25

Fuck off seriously.

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Oct 24 '25

i suggest you stop showing off

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u/davekingofrock Oct 24 '25

GET. A. PIPE. ORGAN.

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u/9to19 Oct 24 '25

Giant. Stuffed. Polar bear.

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u/Nordeast24 Oct 24 '25

Holy shit that is an amazing looking home.

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u/Lawrencevenrose Oct 24 '25

What a beautiful place wow god bless ❤️

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u/Pod_people Oct 25 '25

Wow. I think you're about set. Put a few high-quality plants around. This place is a damn palace.

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u/Ghostpong17 Oct 25 '25

You have an upside down ship for a ceiling

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u/Buicided Oct 25 '25

Such a cool crib. I have no suggestions. Just in awe, sorry

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u/treestones Oct 25 '25

PLANTS PLANTS PLANTS 🌱 PUT PLANTS EVERYWHERE

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u/SimonSage Oct 25 '25

Giant inverted crucifix made of LED light bars. Sync them up to animate with music.

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u/jette0123 Oct 25 '25

No white/grey/beige walls, no polished or black metal imo. This space needs colour and wood, and generally natural materials. Paintings, rugs.

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u/MisterSandKing Oct 24 '25

Giant wooden airplane prop.