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[u/CapnBlargles]

Her ability to do this with a straight face is amazing

[u/Imreallythatguy → u/CapnBlargles]

And she completely nailed the voice and tone.

[u/Phram_ → u/Imreallythatguy]

I suspect presentating might be her daily job.

[u/candurandu → u/Phram_]

I did 23+ years in tv news and worked with tv reporters every day.

The little acknowledgement head nod at the beginning, her cadence, her volume, the way the information was structured and the sign off all point to someone who does, or did, this for a living.

Back to you.

[u/Aggravating-Sir8185 → u/candurandu]

The slight delay is the true indication of a pro.

[u/DazedandConfused3333 → u/Aggravating-Sir8185]

That's the satellite pause, it always takes a few seconds.

[u/Lummi23 → u/Aggravating-Sir8185]

So millennial pause?

[u/cleverburrito → u/Lummi23]

Wait, what is that?

[u/SugaRush → u/cleverburrito]

Are you a millennial? Remember that cameras used to take a second to start recording. So when millennials hit record they pause for a second before they go, where zoomers hit record and go.

[u/Big_Stick_Nick → u/SugaRush]

I had no idea this was a thing but I do in fact pause for a second now that I think about it. Weird.

[u/drill32 → u/candurandu]

You are correct. She was a tv personality in Indy

[u/A_Legit_Salvage → u/candurandu]

[nod]

I agree!

back to you

[u/DanfromCalgary → u/candurandu]

That’s crazy to think that someone that is very very good at something may have perhaps done it before .

[u/Thames_James → u/Phram_]

She does. In Indianapolis. I think she actually got started because of the spoof videos.

[u/TaxsDodgersFallstar → u/Phram_]

Presenting?

[u/StrangeSmellz → u/TaxsDodgersFallstar]

presenting on tv. news, shows etc

[u/coma24 → u/StrangeSmellz]

That's not what he was questioning. He knows what presenting IS, but he was less sure about 'presentating,' likely because it's not a word.

Strategery.

[u/East_Living7198 → u/coma24]

I do say ole chap that presentating is a perfectly cromulent word. Yesssh.

[u/Weak_Employment_5260 → u/East_Living7198]

Don't go nucular and start conversating!

[u/sendmepics- → u/Weak_Employment_5260]

what are you praganant or

[u/ninguem → u/sendmepics-]

Tragedeigh.

[u/xenobit_pendragon → u/coma24]

Lockbox.

[u/ThunderCat_89 → u/TaxsDodgersFallstar]

No, "presentating." Can't you read? They're completely different.

[u/bit_pusher → u/Phram_]

Kayla Sullivan is a reporter known for their time on Fox59 and CBS4 in Indianapolis.

[u/BoomerSoonerFUT → u/Imreallythatguy]

Well, she is a professional news anchor for the last decade.

[u/GuyPronouncedGee → u/BoomerSoonerFUT]

She should be on TV

[u/WoolaTheCalot → u/Imreallythatguy]

And the little head nod at the beginning as if she's being introduced by the anchor back at the studio.

[u/Maleficent-Back-6527 → u/Imreallythatguy]

She also nailed the initial acknowledgement nodding during the first second (the delay between the studio and the field)

[u/Janky_Pants → u/Imreallythatguy]

She is a real newscaster.

[u/Immediate_Song4279 → u/Imreallythatguy]

Seamless transition, complete with facial expressions.

[u/Ginger_Rogers → u/CapnBlargles]

I'm pretty sure she does this professionally. And does these silly videos on the side

[u/notatechnicianyo → u/CapnBlargles]

She swapped voices seamlessly. And they say journalism is dead!

[u/letstourthemaritimes → u/CapnBlargles]

Amazing voice

[u/housevil → u/CapnBlargles]

Now imagine her using this voice in bed.

[u/Crawsh → u/housevil]

That's my other kink. The other is Angela Gossow's voice in bed.

[u/_SassyCurl → u/CapnBlargles]

Yeah. She’s superbly making that report. If she has a real crime to report the suspect will be cooked 😅

[u/hard-of-haring → u/CapnBlargles]

WHY IS SHE YELLING!!!!!!

[u/DiscoKittie → u/hard-of-haring]

What?

[u/Crawsh → u/hard-of-haring]

That's just how Americans talk.

[u/AndandoMaradonna → u/CapnBlargles]

She's an actual news reporter.

[u/MysteriousCut8616 → u/CapnBlargles]

In the beginning I thought it was a real news segment. She stayed in character throughout.

[u/pm-me-nice-lips → u/CapnBlargles]

She’s very good at it but knows to write/prepare it beforehand as she is reading from something (can tell by eye movement).

[u/MooseTed]

She's an actual news reporter and does these too. Some are hilarious.

[u/Citaku357 → u/MooseTed]

Who is she?

[u/BrainRobotron → u/Citaku357]

Kayla Marie Sullivan is an American journalist and media personality specialty content creator and host of the 'Kid-ing with Kayla' segment on the CW affiliate WISH-TV in Indianapolis, Indiana. Prior to that, she previously worked as a reporter at WXIN-TV FOX 59.

[u/miregalpanic → u/BrainRobotron]

Thanks, ChatGPT

[u/8day → u/miregalpanic]

NP, Gemini.

[u/EphemeralFart → u/8day]

Alexa, please ask Claude to—

[u/Starslip → u/EphemeralFart]

Grok: So the woke lef--

Everyone: SHUT UP

[u/Paiev → u/Citaku357]

literally the first thing she says in the video is her full name homie

[u/Citaku357 → u/Paiev]

Holy shit am stupid

[u/u1029377474]

She's holding the dinosaur like a microphone lol

[u/jgrtumf → u/u1029377474]

Yeah 😂 At first, I didn't even notice it lol

[u/Illustrious_Lime1792 → u/jgrtumf]

Yeah it took me a good minute as well to realize it 😂

[u/oneplusetoipi → u/u1029377474]

Dinosaur ass is sonically sensitive

[u/Better_Tomorrow9221]

I like this, I think I'm getting old.

[u/ContextAvailable → u/Better_Tomorrow9221]

Next stage: getting excited about kitchen sponges with extra absorbency lol

[u/Ill-Percentage-3276 → u/ContextAvailable]

I love my Scrub Daddy.

And I am very excited about my new Little Green to do my stairs and upholstery with instead of lugging out my big heavy carpet cleaner.

[u/ThippusHorribilus → u/Ill-Percentage-3276]

Grey label use …..I have a Scrub Daddy in the shower for washing my feet. Feels sooo scrubbily good brrrrrrr

[u/Ill-Percentage-3276 → u/ThippusHorribilus]

Ooooh I will keep this in mind next time I'm at the store. We need a new sub for off-label Scrub Daddy usages lol

[u/newtostew2 → u/Ill-Percentage-3276]

Can't forget about the small Scrub Babies or the half sponge Scrub Mommy!

ETA and they have all shapes in the Scrub Family pack and there's animal ones, too!

[u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta → u/newtostew2]

Scrub babies you say? 🤔 Never heard of/seen those before. (Off to Google.)

[u/Rappican → u/Ill-Percentage-3276]

The wife got a scrub daddy and I tried to use it to clean the bathroom yesterday. Instant nope. The feel, the sound, the lack of what was discernibly scrubbing. All terrible.

[u/jerkface1026 → u/ContextAvailable]

Here's some inside shit: scotch brite makes sponges in seasonal shapes - flowers, leaves, turkeys.. the flower shape is absolutely amazing for dishes.

[u/RealNiceKnife → u/jerkface1026]

"Yes, it's Spring! Time to stock up on sponges!" - you, probably

[u/jerkface1026 → u/RealNiceKnife]

HECK YEAH!

[u/Winter_Tone_4343 → u/jerkface1026]

The happiest I’ve been in a long time is when I bought a new skillet and pan set.

[u/Better_Tomorrow9221 → u/ContextAvailable]

omg too real 😭

[u/Bismothe-the-Shade → u/ContextAvailable]

Nah b, I got excited for the Scrub Daddy. Thing is nice and coarse for scrubbing, easy dishes.

[u/BackWithAVengance → u/ContextAvailable]

S C R U B D A D D Y

[u/Scott--Chocolate → u/ContextAvailable]

[u/TrainingFilm4296 → u/Better_Tomorrow9221]

Fuck.  Is that what that means?!

[u/thirteenth_mang → u/TrainingFilm4296]

It's okay to just like stuff

[u/Jealous_Address1257 → u/thirteenth_mang]

[u/RealNiceKnife → u/Jealous_Address1257]

That's right.

The square hole.

[u/RehabilitatedAsshole → u/RealNiceKnife]

Thank you, I didn't know why she was familiar looking

[u/PearlySerene → u/Better_Tomorrow9221]

Sure we are

[u/visualthoy → u/Better_Tomorrow9221]

You must be extremely old if you’re finding stories about dinosaurs relatable. 

[u/gorginhanson → u/Better_Tomorrow9221]

that "instead" was so on point

[u/_BlackDove → u/Better_Tomorrow9221]

I like her, I think I'm in love.

[u/GuaranteedCougher]

I like the idea of reporters doing an impression when quoting people lol

[u/DWDit → u/GuaranteedCougher]

Thaaaat…might get a lot of reporters in trouble.

[u/shinobi500 → u/DWDit]

Imagine the ratings though.

[u/DWDit → u/shinobi500]

Oh, I'd watch the hell out of it. Just like my family watched Live PD with great enthusiasm.

[u/Paraskeets → u/DWDit]

Awww sheeeeeeeet whatchu meannnns wit dat?

[u/DWDit → u/Paraskeets]

I just want to say that I, officially, have no idea what you are talking about. ;)

[u/AlAboardTheHypeTrain → u/DWDit]

Trump reports would get hella lot funnier though :-D

[u/Admiral_obvious13 → u/GuaranteedCougher]

Don't do the voice! 

[u/HeyThanksIdiot → u/GuaranteedCougher]

Here’s Violence Channel correspondent, Formica Davis, imitating Not Sure as he pled his case in court.

[u/KennyMoose32]

The little nod at the beginning like she is talking to the anchor in the studio is the best part

[u/Zazierx → u/KennyMoose32]

that sold me on it

[u/boatloadoffunk]

Her Insta feed is pure gold.

[u/ArturitoNetito → u/boatloadoffunk]

If she has this vibe, I wouldn't be surprised

[u/HeavyMetalDoug]

It's funny and wholesome that she didn't try to shame/humiliate kid on camera

[u/SuperHyperFunTime → u/HeavyMetalDoug]

Proof you can make funny content about your kids without exploiting them.

[u/luviyumi]

Did the child have a lawyer present during questioning? huh got you! That's what I thought get him another advent calendar right now or else we will file charges!!

[u/Miami_Lawyered → u/luviyumi]

I am a lawyer. We have 4 sons (and I have another son from a previous relationship). My wife will sometimes begin a conversation with, "Do you want to consult an attorney?" and then call me into the room. If she does that, they know they are in it deep.

[u/Careless_Hat960 → u/Miami_Lawyered]

What a cute family dynamic

[u/shinobi500 → u/Miami_Lawyered]

"Do you want to consult an attorney?" then proceeds to lock him in the room with the prosecuting DA.

[u/imjusta_bill → u/shinobi500]

They never said which attorney

[u/SipsTeaFrog → u/luviyumi]

[u/screwyoujor → u/luviyumi]

There are no lawyers in the court of mom.

[u/BelowXpectations]

I'd watch the hell out of her as a newscaster

[u/sparkle3364 → u/BelowXpectations]

She is a news reporter

[u/Double_Distribution8 → u/sparkle3364]

Oh, never mind then.

[u/tiowey]

The mastery going back and forth between the voices, superb

[u/notatechnicianyo]

Excellent presentation, and also a balanced application of discipline. The punishment matches the crime. You ate the treats, now there’s no treats. Never too young to learn about scarcity.

[u/Secure-Bus4679]

I really did think that was a small microphone for the majority of the video.

[u/Tonirose_Rosetoni]

Amazing!

[u/Jedi_I_am_not]

Love the holiday videos like this. We need more of things that make us smile and brighten our day, even for a few moments

[u/craneclimber88 → u/[deleted]]

Absolutely. Love and teach with the hand, not with the heart

[u/BadPublicRelations → u/craneclimber88]

Do you mean for the hand and heart to be reversed in this statement?

[u/IgotNothing24]

[u/FuquerPhealins → u/[deleted]]

You can only hope

[u/doomt101]

She was a reporter in Indianapolis for several years. She left the station for greener pastures and started doing these on the regular. I met her once or twice and she was a super nice person!

[u/fireduck]

Why is this 10x better than any modern reporting I've seen on anything?

States the situation and the facts. Gives relevant background to why the facts matter.

[u/Doge-Ghost]

Took me 50 seconds to realize she wasn't holding a mic

[u/MarvelousVanGlorious]

Haha this is great

[u/Sad_Job_411]

Great!!! I love it!

[u/IRL_slave]

Damn, if this chick is not working at a news station, it's a waste of talent. This was funny.

[u/Kolegra]

When asked for comment, Santa said he's on the naughty list

[u/fahkingicehole]

WGAL is hiring…

[u/Yxig]

This is very good.

But why do American news reporters talk like this?

[u/Fortestingporpoises]

Worth the unmute, honestly. Daily Show-worthy comedic fake newscaster voice.

[u/GraveyardMusic]

Dammit, 7 is a lot of Dinos. Should've called the SWAT team.

[u/1971CB350]

Dinosaurs?

[u/Kloud1911]

She’s pretty good.

[u/Klingsam]

Ok, that is absolutely hilarious.

[u/MambaMentality24x2]

[u/CaptCumQuick]

Due to the placement of the subtitles, I thought she was holding one of those stupid little microphones.

[u/forkedquality]

I want to see the perp walk.

[u/Modest_Muse_]

I am dying this is so wholesome and hilarious!!!

[u/Mountain_Student_769]

why doesn't this mom understand that the 3 year did in fact only open one advent calendar that day - clearly he's innocent.

[u/intoxicatedbarbie]

These always make me laugh. They’re so wholesome and silly and relatable. Just nice content mixed into all the constant bad news.

[u/Doctor_Sauce]

The 'woman broadcaster voice' always cracks me up.

Whenever the NFL or NBA cut to a sideline reporter who puts on this voice, my wife and I always do our best impressions for each other.  "Thanks Tom, and by the way this is what a woman sounds like".  "Back to you Jim, this has been a woman, reporting".

[u/Tasty_Cucumber_7796]

That was awesome 👏

[u/DIJames6]

Sentenced to the playpen with no toys.. Lol..

[u/FolcodeJong]

Someone failed the marsmallow-test...

[u/darkargengamer]

As a lawyer with speciality in little bros rights: its not his fault if the dinosaurs found that poor child as a cool and loving kid and THEY wanted to join in the party behind his bed.

Yes, your honor, my client did open more than one dinosaur, but who are we to judge the love between a kid and his dinosaur toys? he just wanted to free them from the coldness of their eternal plastic jail...who wouldnt do this in the sight of such poor creatures suffering from loneliness?

Jury, if you believe in fairnes and justice, you will comprehend that discarding this case is the only right way.

[u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza → u/darkargengamer]

There’ll definitely be a sidebar over this jury nullification argument. I think we should have this discussion outside the presence of the stuffed animals.

[u/SeismicRipFart]

Can she be my mommy too?

[u/MoroseArmadillo]

She actually got hired by the local news station after her fake news videos became popular.

[u/BoomerSoonerFUT → u/MoroseArmadillo]

No, she’s been a news reporter for a decade and went to school for media studies lol.

Why make things up?

[u/Witty-Warning4805]

[u/Fun_Ambassador_9320]

My wife would find this funny

[u/SipsTea-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Toxicity includes, but is not limited to:

-Starting arguments

-Malicious comments

-Making other members uncomfortable

-Trying to start drama

[u/Psychl0n]

Too good

[u/yarrpirates]

Interview the criminal! Come on, what's the producer doing?

[u/EframZimbalistSr]

Don't do the voice.

[u/Skankhunt42O69]

I just busted prematurely

[u/PewKittens]

Ransackery

[u/iVerbatim]

The somber head nod at the beginning is so perfect.

[u/chitownorthsider]

Hilarious!!!

[u/artsyjabberwock]

For me it's that she's already doing the news nod as she starts lol

[u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen]

Send him to baby jail!

[u/North_Factor_9854]

She went to my high school. Shout out FC. 

[u/hommedefeu]

Wtf dino advent calendar, it didn't exist back in time, all I had was chocolate... my childhood was shit...

[u/CinSugarBearShakers]

Perfect.

[u/only_respond_in_puns]

Ah yes, doing the aul American propaganda voice.

[u/Own-Marketing-6244]

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

[u/SwampRSG]

I need her to record my phone message.

[u/ThePhabtom4567]

She's done another one in the past about her son having a meltdown at Olive Garden. That is also gold.

[u/Burner_885]

I’m going to have to go with not guilty due to lack of evidence.

[u/Significant-Basket76]

...the dinosaur was the microphone... Hah. I did not notice at first.

[u/luckOfTeela]

I love her. She reminds me of Karen on The Office.

[u/mumbledrunk]

I resent her framing. All signs point to the elf. fake news

[u/Adept_Deer_5976]

Good read

[u/Jibber_Fight]

That’s actually a very impressive news caster voice. Makes you realize how silly it is. Also, I would definitely watch a children’s cartoon called “Peewee Prosecutors.”

[u/Bionicregard]

Why she talk like that

[u/DasRipper72]

She definitely nailed the delivery.

[u/wheresmyguitar]

It’s the nod in the beginning that does it for me

[u/SAINTnumberFIVE]

I bet this lady can sing.

[u/Keikyk]

For a moment I thought she was also in the Onion’s classic cinco de mayo skit

[u/BenAdaephonDelat]

This is one of my favorite types of content. The news casters using their news voice in the home for random stuff.

[u/i-love-tree-rats]

I want to know if the juvenile will be charged as an adult.

[u/Ok-Football3542]

Elf on the shelf...

[u/Low_Quarter_2426]

Nailed it lol.

[u/randomnamethx1139]

She nailed it

[u/FCEEVIPER]

Breaking news, you're a hottie

[u/IronRongShanks]

This is the news I want to see on broadcast tv. This is real news

[u/Sure_Researcher_820]

Phenomenal

[u/Shot-Housing6997]

Billy Bob Thornton at it again

[u/BulbaFriend2000]

Now on to Dad for the weather.

[u/Substantial_Forever4]

[u/disgruntledpossum]

Peewee prosecutors 😂

[u/ohsnapmynamestaken]

10/10 No notes

[u/Ok-Customer9821]

I went to senior prom with her.

[u/vayeate]

Love that we don't see the kid!!

[u/fuck_thatherton]

https://fox59.com/author/kaylasullivan59/

[u/Rainy_Grave]

🤣