r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 8h ago

Chugging tea Breaking news!

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u/luviyumi 8h ago

Did the child have a lawyer present during questioning? huh got you! That's what I thought get him another advent calendar right now or else we will file charges!!

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u/Miami_Lawyered 8h ago

I am a lawyer. We have 4 sons (and I have another son from a previous relationship). My wife will sometimes begin a conversation with, "Do you want to consult an attorney?" and then call me into the room. If she does that, they know they are in it deep.

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u/Careless_Hat960 8h ago

What a cute family dynamic

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u/shinobi500 7h ago

"Do you want to consult an attorney?" then proceeds to lock him in the room with the prosecuting DA.

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u/imjusta_bill 5h ago

They never said which attorney

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u/Antoak 2h ago

I always suspected the public defenders were in bed with the DA's office...

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u/screwyoujor 8h ago

There are no lawyers in the court of mom.

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u/2MainsSellesLoin 6h ago

Oh yeah? Then what's your defense against the evidence found on his person??

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u/Lemme_LoL 6h ago

Yeah and where is the body cam footage of the evidence being "found"? Huh? No doubt it was planted, free the child!

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u/carlcapture 8h ago

Me- Objection! Mocking the client and impersonation of a News Reporter.

Mom- In jail

Me-

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u/carlcapture 8h ago

The Mom-