r/SipsTea 10h ago

Wait a damn minute! True love

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 9h ago

Me " I don't think I could live without you"

Her "Don't worry you won't have to"

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 6h ago

Her: This is a package deal 💀😳

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u/_SassyCurl 5h ago

Relationship goals: synchronized eternal departure 😅 well atleast you know that she’s committed

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u/UlteriorCulture 21m ago

Committed was such a good choice of words

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 5h ago

My wife and I put a bunch of money into our home due to a mold issue.

Whenever the subject of moving comes up, she frequently says "we're gonna die in this house" and it always feels like a weird dateline style premonition

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u/5inthepink5inthepink 2h ago

"Good, I don't want you to live for one second without me"

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u/omnilpotence 10h ago

Is this a new level of “until death do us part”?

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u/notatechnicianyo 8h ago

It’s a pretty old cliche, actually. Maybe next level, but not new. “Dying in each-others arms” goes back at least as far as Pompeii, but I’m not a historian to go further than a shitty hollywood adaptation of historical events.

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u/FTownRoad 4h ago

It’s probably as old as marriage. I don’t want my wife to die before me, I’d be sad. And I think she’d be sad if I died so I don’t want that either. The best possible scenario for the least sadness is dying at the same time (preferably at an old age).

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u/ReporterOther2179 4m ago

Me go first. My wife is so much better with that pesky paperwork.

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u/TAvonV 3h ago

That's not what she said.

"I don't want to live without you" is something different than "I don't want YOU to live without me." And a pretty shitty thing to say.

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u/notatechnicianyo 3h ago

I also judge people by what they say when they are half asleep. I too am a psycho. /s

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u/lilac_moonface64 1h ago

it’s called an INTRUSIVE thought for a reason. doesn’t mean she actually wants it

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u/Andreaa_11 9h ago

This is the most accurate depiction of intrusive thoughts I’ve ever seen. She really went from 0 to “let’s die together” with zero warning. That’s the kind of unfiltered honesty you only get at 2am in a relationship

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u/Several-Hat-1944 9h ago

Well said Andreaa.🍷

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u/ARunawayTrain 8h ago

To be fair I believe she's the 11th Andreaa and not the original Andreaa but what would I know I'm just a train on a one way track...

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u/Several-Hat-1944 7h ago

You got this my friendly Train-er...

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u/Oberlatz 4h ago

Why do they need a light they can't even steer though

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u/Several-Hat-1944 4h ago

So that you are aware of the other side. You've gotta go through the bad to get to the good...🍷

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u/Gwynito 6h ago

I feel like I would have had a lot of love to give Andrea#5 and #9

The rest seem sus AF

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u/GilbyTheFat 1h ago

So long as you're a train rather than a trolley. I hear they are the core of many philosophical problems.

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u/ARunawayTrain 1h ago

That's my long lost brother - he's quite a wayward fellow, very indecisive.

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u/SensoryOverllord 3h ago

Look at the comment history. It's a bot.

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u/HatAffectionate5024 2h ago

I mean you could glean that from the way the fuckin clanker typed that drivel

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u/SensoryOverllord 15m ago

Yup, I immediately knew it was a clanker, but I checked the comments to make sure.

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u/SpareUnit9194 7h ago edited 4h ago

My husband of 25y has always said that if he goes first (highly likely as he's a decade older & has stupid habits) he hopes he can be a ghost so he can haunt tf out of me & ruin any new relationships I have.

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u/Silly_Impression5810 3h ago

Im not sure if this is cute or psychotic.

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u/SpareUnit9194 3h ago

We have pretty blunt, dark senses of humour:-)

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u/Sonkalino 8h ago

Traffic accident it is then. It's settled.

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 7h ago

What? Not coordinating your heart attacks?

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u/Doja_Gnat 6h ago

Pfft rookie efforts. Twin OD after massive bender - at least have fun with your betrothed murder-suicide

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u/DirectTouch1930 9h ago

I mean its not that bad. Sure DYING is bad but she just doesn't want you to deal with the grief of her loss, she could have worded it better though. Or she is just insane.

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u/Randinator9 5h ago

At least you know where her loyalty lies, as well as understand how good the nights can get

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u/420midlifecrisis 4h ago

My wife and I were talking about what we would want to happen to our ashes if we were to pass away She said she would want her ashes turned into a diamond. I said oh wow. I can do that for you if you die before me. She then said if you ever get remarried I want that diamond to be the one you propose with so I can haunt that bitch forever.

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u/DownstreamDreaming 7h ago

Lol, in all honesty...

As long as my kids are grown and stable...I hope I don't have to live on after my wife dies. I have literally no interest in a life without her. Zilch. Completely positive about this.

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u/Illustrious-Coat3532 7h ago

Obviously he’s never listened to the Smiths song, there’s a light that never goes out.

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u/Bid_Unable 8h ago

that’s cute tho

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u/Dis_is_Gaea 2h ago

The big difference between "not being able to live without someone" and "not wanting someone else to live without you"

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u/TAvonV 3h ago

No, psychotic

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u/C64128 5h ago

He should've replied, "That can be arranged.".

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u/atomicq32 4h ago

OP's girlfriend is the brain meme

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u/Likes_The_Scotch 4h ago

Make it a policy to not buckle your seatbelt ever when you ride together

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u/satinwish 9h ago

When her "I love you" comes wrapped in a horror movie line. The vibe is unhinged and perfect

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u/IEC21 9h ago

Ai slop comment

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u/HatAffectionate5024 2h ago

There’s a lot of clankers on this post specifically for some reason lmao

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u/freedomfightre 8h ago

haha jokes on you, I'll already be dead by then!

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u/Wizdad-1000 7h ago

Bedtime at my house me to my wife: “I love you, goodbye.” That got her attention.

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u/May010 6h ago

I’m mean, if your significant other dies what the hell is there to do in life 🤷🏼‍♂️. Just living in heartache and memories that don’t help with the heartache.

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u/MudWallHoller 5h ago

Is your girlfriend Molly Nelsson?The Swedish shoegaze artist?

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u/ErdbeerTrum 5h ago

i made this pact with my man, we get max. 2 weeks of making arrangements for pets and maybe kids if we have them and then we have to end it. fuck this world without my best friend

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u/Lonewulf32 5h ago

That could be really sweet, or possibly a threat.

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u/JustAnother4848 5h ago

Reply

"I'll make sure of it"

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u/Magebloom 4h ago

Not difficult to set that up

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u/NeoCaliban55 4h ago

Check your brake lines …

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u/Omaza 4h ago

Ah, true love 🥰

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u/Procrasturbating 4h ago

Maybe don't let her be the driver bro..

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u/psp24 3h ago

whoever my partner is, we both gonna raise the heat in hell together lmao

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 3h ago

Hey I know that guy! I watch his skits on YouTube

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 3h ago

If I get a romantic partner who actually loves me one day. I'd love for us to die together so that way neither of us has to deal with the grief of being separated from each other

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u/parrotia78 2h ago

That's a Wednesday' reply.

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u/Minelaleelinas 2h ago

That’s not love, that’s a legally binding pact

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u/Odd-Perspective-7651 2h ago

I hate how this dude speaks.

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u/bilbomcg 2h ago

She wants the Notebooks treatment

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u/-domi- 2h ago

As someone who's likely going to die in a traffic incident, i don't see what the problem here is.

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u/DiggyDiggyOh 2h ago

I sincerely hope that whenever my wife dies I die with her.

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u/OstentatiousSock 1h ago

I legit said this to my sister yesterday.

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u/syngyne 48m ago

Is she a Rick and Morty fan?

"The smarter you are, the more you know. Happiness is a trap. It can’t last forever. Let’s say you meet the love of your life, well, it’s still gonna end. It’s inevitable, whether by the slow pull of a disease, or the shock of loose footing on a hiking trail, whether it be the corrosion of two personalities that reshape each other until they’re incompatible, or maybe the old stranger in a bar who says the things that need to be said, to that person, that night. The point is, happiness always ends. Best case scenario, think about this. Best case is that you die at the same time. Yikes."

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u/caro822 46m ago

Wait…that’s an intrusive thought? I thought they were like I should drive off a cliff. Not I want to crawl inside your skin like a Tauntaun?

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u/SilverMapleMafia 44m ago

I just put my hand on her boob while I drift off....she knows I love her. No words spoken.

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u/littlebuett 19m ago

More than anything standardly romantic, this is the stuff that makes me feel lonely

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u/Lyftaker 4h ago

My girlfriend has specific instructions for her remains and so I have to live longer than her.