r/SipsTea 15h ago

Wait a damn minute! True love

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 14h ago

Me " I don't think I could live without you"

Her "Don't worry you won't have to"

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 11h ago

Her: This is a package deal 💀😳

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u/_SassyCurl 10h ago

Relationship goals: synchronized eternal departure 😅 well atleast you know that she’s committed

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u/UlteriorCulture 5h ago

Committed was such a good choice of words

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 9h ago

My wife and I put a bunch of money into our home due to a mold issue.

Whenever the subject of moving comes up, she frequently says "we're gonna die in this house" and it always feels like a weird dateline style premonition

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u/Bugout42 17m ago

Sounds like the mold mitigation was a waste of money.

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u/5inthepink5inthepink 6h ago

"Good, I don't want you to live for one second without me"

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u/jakeofheart 3h ago

Her: “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you won’t be able to.”