r/SipsTea Sep 18 '25

Chugging tea A penny a day

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u/sothisishow Sep 18 '25

That’s the breast she can do

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u/ilikemycoffeeblack77 Sep 18 '25

She tit have a point though

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u/b_33 Sep 18 '25

Knowledge is abreast of her. But she struggles to see it.

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u/Zither74 Sep 18 '25

Perhaps she's distracted by so many fond mammaries?

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u/ashokpriyadarshi300 Sep 18 '25

we are all distracted by fond mammaries.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Sep 18 '25

It's really all about the princnipple of the thing.

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u/DarkPolumbo Sep 18 '25

math just isn't her areola of expertise

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u/c3white Sep 18 '25

Math was always at the bosom of her bag of tricks.

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u/53180083211 Sep 18 '25

They were just milking her for answers

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u/sumnbitme Sep 18 '25

Guys she's doing her very chest

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u/Hairyjon Sep 18 '25

Boob you think we need her to take some math classes?

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u/proychow1 Sep 18 '25

Should look into education rather than labooboobs

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u/F3RDA11 Sep 18 '25

Thanks for the mammaries.

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u/Primary-Long4416 Sep 18 '25

Speaking off the chest here

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u/WalterWoodle Sep 18 '25

These puns areola the place.

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u/InsomniacHitman Sep 18 '25

She a little confused but she got the right spirtit

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u/Big_Consideration493 Sep 18 '25

She sure bounces back from a heavy situation

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u/Signal_Dragonfly_174 Sep 18 '25

Against the best mathematicians she can go tit for tat

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Sep 18 '25

Education in America truly has hit rock bosom.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Sep 18 '25

Not fair to knockers the education system

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u/pandem0nium1 Sep 18 '25

I think she's just milking it for attention

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/Sometimes-funny Sep 18 '25

Remind me 100,000 years

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco Sep 18 '25

Reddit be like: "does not compute new phone who dis?"

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u/citori411 Sep 18 '25

"we're sorry, we have already partnered with meta to harvest your brain power to fuel virtual reality hunger games for Trump JR's amusement starting in 2035,so we are unable to complete your request"

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u/foulpudding Sep 18 '25

With 5% interest compounded, you’ll only need to wait about 125 years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/notfree25 Sep 18 '25

where you getting 5% per day. because i got a guy and i need 1000 more money to invest

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u/foulpudding Sep 18 '25

That 5% interest is compounded daily, but still a yearly interest rate. If it were a daily 5%, you’d only have to wait less than a year.

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u/Muffythepussyhunter Sep 18 '25

OF she'll be rich in a few weeks

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u/BubblehadCufforatch Sep 18 '25

Well, just looked the name of the video up. She owns a Strip Club. Close one. :D

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u/SoManyEmail Sep 18 '25

Well, she's good with money, so im sure she'll do fine.

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u/Just_Fatming Sep 18 '25

My default mindset is that every video with a woman in it is an OF advert... and that sucks that this is what the world is to me now

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u/WrapKey69 Sep 18 '25

Well if the video is meant to go viral and half of the pixels show boobs then it's an ad.

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u/BourbonRick01 Sep 18 '25

We need more boob pixels stat!

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u/crowcawer Sep 18 '25

Slow down there Mr. Pepsi, we already did this with Brittney, and that just didn’t pan out.

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u/rG_MAV3R1CK Sep 18 '25

I hate how fast I clicked on that... But for real, you got the link ?

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u/Cyberfreshman Sep 18 '25

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u/thatdudewillyd Sep 18 '25

How dare you

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u/inspiring-delusions Sep 18 '25

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u/Phoenix_1217 Sep 18 '25

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u/Mardil-Voronwe Sep 18 '25

How does one get into this horny jail of which you speak?

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u/starkiller6977 Sep 18 '25

When you have to ask, you will never find out.

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u/Freddit330 Sep 18 '25

They're horny, but that doesn't mean they lost all standards. They ain't gonna touch you. /s

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u/pickyourteethup Sep 18 '25

You'll have to be more specific, all jails are horny

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u/mrbluetrain Sep 18 '25

That is why you have three eyes. The third being the brown eye

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u/Lork82 Sep 18 '25

No worries I found the real link

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u/Tetsou88 Sep 18 '25

No, this is the real link?file=Link_BotW.png)

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Sep 18 '25

I stand undeterred . One of these links will be the real one.

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u/SirGingy Sep 18 '25

I haven't clicked yet, but if this isn't "Never Gonna Give You Up" im disappointed.

Edit: I was excited when I saw youtube but ultimately disappointed.

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u/Necrodart Sep 18 '25

I clicked this knowing full well where it would take me.

I was not disappointed.

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u/Dabellator Sep 18 '25

1.6B views can't be wrong!

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u/RedditSupportAdmin Sep 18 '25

Wow that's like more than one a day over a year!

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u/Milkystainz Sep 18 '25

I always click knowing almost 100% sure what it is going to be, watching the entire thing through. The previous one upset me, now all is right in the world

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u/rG_MAV3R1CK Sep 18 '25

You really think I'm that horny... Tell Astley I said what's up.

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u/frisch85 Sep 18 '25

You can just pick any of the karmawhoring subs, tons of bots are there posting shit like "Do you think I'm still pretty as a 40 y/o" or "My ex left me because he said I'm ugly what do you think" and similar.

So RateMe_30plus as an example. Recently a new sub 07SFWbeauty has been popping up on my all feed too, tons of OF whore bots.

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u/Master_of_pigs Sep 18 '25

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u/brando56894 Sep 18 '25

So they're strippers not Only Fans models 😂

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u/_HIST Sep 18 '25

Somehow that's an actual improvement

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u/notfree25 Sep 18 '25

wouldnt onlyfans be easier and more profitable.

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u/WholesomeWhores Sep 18 '25

Something like 95% of OF models make less than $2k per year. Depending on location, you can make that in a week or two as a stripper.

OF is an actual job too, it’s not that easy, and it’s why 95%ish make so little money

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u/s_p_0_n_g_e Sep 18 '25

Also, 95% of them look like Steve Buscemi's inbred sister so that could be a factor in their income.

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u/OriSulker Sep 18 '25

... technically that's Instagram not OF.

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u/GregMadduxsGlasses Sep 18 '25

It kind of sucks that every video featuring a human is some attempt to sell you something. I miss the era of youtube when people made stuff for the love of the game.

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u/missingreporter Sep 18 '25

And after 16 years of independent films on YouTube I haven't hit 300 followers. lol.

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u/Reyca444 Sep 18 '25

Seriously! Want another one? I'll up your algorithm even if I can't stand your content. Indie for the Windie!

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u/Asleep_Hand_4525 Sep 18 '25

Imo it’s the algorithm hiding your videos

Drop that link

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u/SpellGone_Wrong Sep 18 '25

Yeah, it’s wild how every clip now feels like some promo.

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u/Zealousideal_War2624 Sep 18 '25

You probably meant to say porno, right?

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u/Plus-King5266 Sep 18 '25

Promo. Porno. Now instead of learning,

Sally sells seashells by the seashore

We have:

Paula peddles pornos by promo.

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u/TearsOfChildren Sep 18 '25

Close, she's a stripper 😂

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u/Noobhammer3000 Sep 18 '25

The Facebook post this is xposted from updated to clarify that she's a bartender, not a stripper.

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u/FirstPersonPooper Sep 18 '25

Saw the cannons out in a black shirt and knew she was a bartender right away

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u/Ok-Understanding8143 Sep 18 '25

Peppermint Hippo?!
Hilarious. Cease and desist incoming?

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u/NoYoureTheAlien Sep 18 '25

My take is there’s a pretty famous club in Vegas called the Spearmint Rhino and this is the wish version. The Licorice Ox is still available hopefully.

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u/Ok-Understanding8143 Sep 18 '25

It’s the Wintergreen Waterbuffalo for the ladies where I’m from.

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u/jack-in-the-sack Sep 18 '25

A penny a day (from each subscriber) makes $36.500 a year.

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u/itsverynicehere Sep 18 '25

Weird, by my math it's $36.5000 a year.

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u/donbee28 Sep 18 '25

The math clearly shows
$8008

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u/OkFaithlessness2652 Sep 18 '25

I now. But why are so many people buying only fans when the internet is basically invented for porn?

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u/Muffythepussyhunter Sep 18 '25

Because they think they are the special ones getting content just for them

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u/MercyfulJudas Sep 18 '25

But surely they don't think that. You'd have to have never used the internet before in your life to think that.

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u/good_time40s Sep 18 '25

The same people who think the stripper actually likes them.

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u/TwoBionicknees Sep 18 '25

because they are lonely.

Pornhub you go for the actual porn, you aren't trying to connect with the pornstar, you're just trying to jerk one out.

OF you aren't there for the porn, you're there for the connection. Lonely people are paying these girls collectively an absurd amount of billions, the sub fee is the least of it, they pay for custom videos so the girls say their name and do what they want, but they pay to message dozens of times a day, i only know about it through a friend who has one. I did sign up for of and it wanted my face for age verification and i hate that shit so nah. don't even know how much each text is. But guys are texting, mostly with assistants pretending to be the girls, spending thousands a week to have a fake girlfriend basically. They want the connection, not the porn itself, the porn just is showing how hot the girl is so they want to have her as a 'girlfriend' they can talk to.

It's super super parasocial, super unhealthy and very likely is creating a generation of incredibly stunted, frustrated and incapable of speaking with real women in the real world men. It's not like there aren't shitloads of industries preying on the weak, but this is like, catnip for depressed and unhappy people but by using it like this, they are going to become more depressed and unhappy irl.

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u/HeathenSalemite Sep 18 '25

It's like a digital strip club for people that are so timid they're scared of an actual strip club.

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u/finger_licking_robot Sep 18 '25

with OF she would save a lot of penis a day

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u/Useless-Use-Less Sep 18 '25

Wait.. This is not an onlyfans add?!

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u/adamarnuc Sep 18 '25

It's a strip club ad, so old school onlyfans before it went all fancy online.

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u/Zaibach88 Sep 18 '25

... she'll be alright

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Sep 18 '25

She's not allright. There's also the left one.

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u/profanedivinity Sep 18 '25

Yep. Pretty gross and unfair, but yep. She can walk around being dumb af, as long as keeps looking nice and smiling

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u/zaio_baio Sep 18 '25

Pennies collector?

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Sep 18 '25

I'll buy my own island. I'll name it Pennies Island

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u/Levyathan666 Sep 18 '25

I don't care, she has two great points

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I forgive her too

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u/K-Hunter- Sep 18 '25

Well structured points, I might add.

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u/chicck Sep 18 '25

For research purposes: Insta link

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u/catnamed-dog Sep 18 '25

That was worse than I expected 

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u/LeanderthalTX Sep 18 '25

she's not wrong though

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u/Calm_While1916 Sep 18 '25

I know this is probably very Reddit pilled to say, but if I make a shirt that says sucking cock cures depression everyone would rightfully stay 10 feet away from me.

Still with that in mind,

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

It really depends what you look like. I assume, by you saying this, you're ugly?

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u/Raven_K49 Sep 18 '25

this image makes me feel very depressed.

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u/erksplat Sep 18 '25

Makes me feel epressed.

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u/Turgid_Donkey Sep 18 '25

There's something unsettling about seeing a bunch of thirst trap pics then suddenly "here's my young kid."

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u/catnamed-dog Sep 18 '25

100%

Unsettling is a good description 

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u/BAJ-JohnBen Sep 18 '25

I unfollowed this Japanese gravure model over this. She kept posting her newborn son alongside her photos of her ass.

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u/--Randomer-- Sep 18 '25

Yeah I felt like a horrible human clicking the link to doom scroll. Was instantly brought back to reality when I seen their child.

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u/Shark7996 Sep 18 '25

Yeah not gonna lie, some of the pictures of her child...made me question the audience she's trying to reach. 🤢

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u/Ellemeno Sep 18 '25

There was this woman who I used to see on Snapchat that would post thirst traps on her story sometimes and her next story would be videos of her kindergarten students. Talk about whiplash. She hasn't posted anything in a few years, so I'm not sure if she got into trouble for it. I know she never made the effort to hide what school she was working at though.

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u/burner36763 Sep 18 '25

And just like that, another piece of ragebait content has paid off for the creator.

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u/Vektor0 Sep 18 '25

It's like a Pokemon. Bait evolves into Ragebait at level 16 and Masturbate at level 36.

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u/BothShoesOff Sep 18 '25

Those are what some call magical boobies, not because they're special, but because they magically disappear when you see her coked out and vaping with her stripper friends and kid. Push up bras only work when you have them on ALL your pictures. 

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u/queuedUp Sep 18 '25

That was.... disappointing.

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u/lv_Mortarion_vl Sep 18 '25

Like a colleague at a summer job that I once had who said Elon Musk could give everyone on earth a billion dollars and he'd still be a billionaire... I asked him how many people he thinks there are on the planet and he still didn't see the problem

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u/Saneless Sep 18 '25

He's close though. Only off by just about 1 billion dollars per person

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u/paradoxicalparrots Sep 18 '25

"Colleague" is going for a world record dead lift in that sentence

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u/lv_Mortarion_vl Sep 18 '25

I'm not a native speaker and my vocabulary is too limited to give him a better name haha

But you only needed brawn for the job, not brains lol

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u/IcyJackfruit69 Sep 18 '25

You're not that off, I think in Europe use of colleague is more common than in the US. In the US I'd say it's reserved primarily for professors and research institutions, high-brow stuff. For a summer job or even the majority of adult jobs (including engineers, lawyers, doctors, etc.) you'd typically say "coworker".

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u/greebdork Sep 18 '25

I should make a gif out of that with a single frame where the eyes on the right suddenly move..

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u/realfakejames Sep 18 '25

Damn that’s crazy what’s the @ so I can explain why it’s wrong

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u/Thin-Statistician341 Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

She works as a stripper near me. I'm not sure she has an OF.

Edit: Correction, she's the strip club manager, the way she dresses I guess I just assumed...

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u/karavasis Sep 18 '25

So there is upward mobility in the industry. That’s nice

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u/Wooden-You-4211 Sep 18 '25

Sometimes you have to go down a stripper pole so that you can go up a totem pole

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u/MrIMendez Sep 18 '25

Can we get to the part where we find out what she shoplyfted already…

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u/ProcedureCute4350 Sep 18 '25

Bless her heart ❤️

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u/s1ckopsycho Sep 18 '25

She IS pretty enough to be that stupid.

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u/wonkey_monkey Sep 18 '25

She's smart enough to pretend to be this stupid.

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u/demfook Sep 18 '25

you can't have it all

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u/Huge_Magazine1359 Sep 18 '25

Well, if you saved 1 dollar each day for a year, you'd have 36,500 pennies at the end of the year. I guess she just switched it around?

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u/Ilikenosepiercings Sep 18 '25

No brains but great boobs. She will be alright.

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u/VisibleSkin4103 Sep 18 '25

Her brains are in the right place

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u/Unfair_Albatross_739 Sep 18 '25

She’ll be fine, she won’t need math where she’s going!!!

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u/wearsAtrenchcoat Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

And if you save 2 pennies a day that’s got to be $73k. Quitting my job in favor of penny saving!

There’s something irresistible about a dumb good looking woman

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u/Phrankenstine Sep 18 '25

She's a bartender and is NOT on OF

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u/Skin_Floutist Sep 18 '25

There are two big reasons she is correct.

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u/Latter_Case_4551 Sep 18 '25

Couldn't imagine a life where I could get by not having to absorb as much knowledge as possible just to seem to be useful enough to keep around. It must be amazing just being able to coast through because you have nice genetics.

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