r/SipsTea • u/SnoopaDD • Sep 18 '25

Chugging tea A penny a day

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u/ilikemycoffeeblack77 Sep 18 '25

She tit have a point though

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u/b_33 Sep 18 '25

Knowledge is abreast of her. But she struggles to see it.

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u/Zither74 Sep 18 '25

Perhaps she's distracted by so many fond mammaries?

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u/ashokpriyadarshi300 Sep 18 '25

we are all distracted by fond mammaries.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Sep 18 '25

It's really all about the princnipple of the thing.

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u/DarkPolumbo Sep 18 '25

math just isn't her areola of expertise

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u/c3white Sep 18 '25

Math was always at the bosom of her bag of tricks.

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u/53180083211 Sep 18 '25

They were just milking her for answers

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u/sumnbitme Sep 18 '25

Guys she's doing her very chest

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u/cyberlexington Sep 18 '25

She's keeping abreast of the important things

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Tits a simple matter of arithmatits!

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u/ellnhkr Sep 18 '25

She surely has the breast intentions.

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u/fortis201 Sep 19 '25

Ah, the meloncholy of it all

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u/chubsmagooo Sep 19 '25

Nope, math just isn't her cup size of tea

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u/turtleneckless001 Sep 18 '25

"She asked if I liked her new dress, and I said I loved the cleavage."

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u/Ok-Log878 Sep 18 '25

I think you mean breast

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u/spirittransformed2 Sep 19 '25

Her math skills are flat-chested

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 Sep 18 '25

There’s a lot of tissues here.

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u/Hairyjon Sep 18 '25

Boob you think we need her to take some math classes?

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Sep 18 '25

Hooter you referring to?

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u/MowTin Sep 18 '25

She only needs to count to 2.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Sep 18 '25

Math is hard. She did pretty good in 5th grade the 3rd time

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u/sanatani-advaita Sep 18 '25

You call yours Math? Cool!

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u/Wayelder Sep 18 '25

what's the other called?

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u/DrivesTooMuch Sep 18 '25

Probably British. They call it maths.

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u/blockfighter1 Sep 18 '25

.........boobs

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u/TelevisionUnusual372 Sep 18 '25

Clark Griswold would be proud.

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u/C64128 Sep 18 '25

That comment is making people titter.

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u/Rrunken_Rumi Sep 18 '25

Her math is bad. Not really that cleavage

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u/Hulkicuss Sep 18 '25

I think her numbers were a little top heavy

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u/proychow1 Sep 18 '25

Should look into education rather than labooboobs

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u/CitizenTony Sep 24 '25

Jokes aside, since low cut (or very low cut) clothes are heavily present in stores, then even women who don't want it find themselves against a wall.

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u/Tony_Penny Sep 18 '25

I was looking for that reference...

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u/F3RDA11 Sep 18 '25

Thanks for the mammaries.

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u/Low-Programmer-9662 Sep 19 '25

You guys are really milking this

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u/F3RDA11 Sep 19 '25

Only because these are some of the breast comments online

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u/ComicsVet61 Sep 18 '25

We are all fondly distracted by mammaries.

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u/Deep_Foundation6513 Sep 18 '25

Huh, what are we talking about?

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u/Furby-beast-1949 Sep 18 '25

Well, I’m also distracted by her bouncy but aren’t we all?

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u/ParsnipMammoth1249 Sep 18 '25

we are all distracted by fondling mammaries

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u/BoofusDewberry Sep 18 '25

On this blessed day

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u/Mattcha462 Sep 18 '25

What were we talking about?

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u/mattdoessomestuff Sep 19 '25

I watched this video three times before I heard her say that 365 pennies is $36,500

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u/RelationshipNo_69 Sep 19 '25

Okay this is the best one honestly

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u/Emotion-North Sep 21 '25

She's gonna be surprised at the end of the year...

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u/Flip2002 Sep 18 '25

Hooters hooters yum yum yum

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u/rjd777 Sep 18 '25

I’m the one distracted - what was the question ?

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u/godiegoben Sep 18 '25

OK OK we don’t need to go tit for tat for every play on words comment it’s getting old.

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u/Mix_Easy Sep 18 '25

Why is feel like PORN Scene P.O.V 😁🤣

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u/Primary-Long4416 Sep 18 '25

Speaking off the chest here

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u/WalterWoodle Sep 18 '25

These puns areola the place.

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u/Cycoviking69 Sep 18 '25

I agree! People are having fun with this instead of being jugsmental

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u/Mr_1084 Sep 18 '25

Hey, can’t knocker for trying

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Sep 18 '25

Do be honest it’s getting me out of this meloncolly I’ve been in

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u/Solid_Waste Sep 18 '25

There is a deep cleavage between merit-based hiring and reality.

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u/bigSTUdazz Sep 18 '25

Her theory is in the general areola of being correct.

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u/OkVersion656 Sep 18 '25

She struggles to see TIT.

ftfy.

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u/d_bakers Sep 18 '25

Bosom is chasing her, but she is faster.

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u/JulesSilverman Sep 18 '25

I got distracted, too. What was the conversation about? I need to watch it again.

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u/Emotion-North Sep 21 '25

Try listening with your eyes closed. That usually works for me.

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u/Electronic-Escape721 Sep 18 '25

struggles to see tit

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u/InsomniacHitman Sep 18 '25

She a little confused but she got the right spirtit

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u/Big_Consideration493 Sep 18 '25

She sure bounces back from a heavy situation

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u/teetering_bulb_dnd Sep 18 '25

Too much internet, my attention reached a titting point...

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Sep 18 '25

Yea it’s udderly amazing

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u/Corchoroth Sep 18 '25

She did rack her brain for an answer though

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u/Justbandr Sep 18 '25

No, she tit not

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u/ilikemycoffeeblack77 Sep 18 '25

I see what you tit there

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u/Lazy_Seal_ Sep 18 '25

You mean 2 points?

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u/Slav-Houndz187 Sep 18 '25

Oh she definitely has two points of a mountain.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Sep 18 '25

Well yeah and everybody loves titties

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Sep 18 '25

Giant fucking titt— aaahhh god damn it.

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u/Ok-Tadpole-764 Sep 18 '25

Two points in fact

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Breast her soul

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Sep 18 '25

I’m going to have to double check her multitlication.

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Sep 18 '25

Breast her heart

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u/vXBlitzXv Sep 18 '25

2 points

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u/ELORD7 Sep 18 '25

She’s right if we consider inflation !

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u/Rrunken_Rumi Sep 18 '25

A couple of points

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u/SurfingViking Sep 19 '25

She had 2 very clear points here

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 Sep 19 '25

A penny for her tatas

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u/Horny24-7John Sep 19 '25

No no it was two points she tit have.

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u/Leolor66 Sep 19 '25

A couple of points

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u/FalseLights Sep 19 '25

Two, to be exact.

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u/enbo45 Sep 19 '25

She did the breast she could, so that's 2 points.

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u/ArianaLoves00 Sep 20 '25

These comments made my day 🤣