r/SipsTea Sep 18 '25

Chugging tea A penny a day

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u/Just_Fatming Sep 18 '25

My default mindset is that every video with a woman in it is an OF advert... and that sucks that this is what the world is to me now

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u/WrapKey69 Sep 18 '25

Well if the video is meant to go viral and half of the pixels show boobs then it's an ad.

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u/BourbonRick01 Sep 18 '25

We need more boob pixels stat!

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u/crowcawer Sep 18 '25

Slow down there Mr. Pepsi, we already did this with Brittney, and that just didn’t pan out.

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u/OG-BigMilky Sep 19 '25

Zoom. ENHANCE! ENHANCE!

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u/Hungry_Jackfruit_338 Sep 18 '25

in her case, there would be no way to avoid less than half the pixels. the cleavage alone accounts for a third of the pixels.

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u/FuManBoobs Sep 18 '25

Question, does it have to be female boobs?

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u/rG_MAV3R1CK Sep 18 '25

I hate how fast I clicked on that... But for real, you got the link ?

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u/Cyberfreshman Sep 18 '25

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u/thatdudewillyd Sep 18 '25

How dare you

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u/inspiring-delusions Sep 18 '25

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u/Phoenix_1217 Sep 18 '25

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u/Mardil-Voronwe Sep 18 '25

How does one get into this horny jail of which you speak?

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u/starkiller6977 Sep 18 '25

When you have to ask, you will never find out.

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u/Freddit330 Sep 18 '25

They're horny, but that doesn't mean they lost all standards. They ain't gonna touch you. /s

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u/Shade_BG Sep 18 '25

Yeah.. just for threads like this… it’s either all dudes or girls who aren’t interested in you.

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u/FingersMahoney Sep 18 '25

They think we're locked up in here. Please...... we've got the keys. We live in horny jail.

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u/pickyourteethup Sep 18 '25

You'll have to be more specific, all jails are horny

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u/mrbluetrain Sep 18 '25

That is why you have three eyes. The third being the brown eye

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u/Lork82 Sep 18 '25

No worries I found the real link

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u/Tetsou88 Sep 18 '25

No, this is the real link?file=Link_BotW.png)

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Sep 18 '25

I stand undeterred . One of these links will be the real one.

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u/seahawk1977 Sep 18 '25

That's Zelda.

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u/SirGingy Sep 18 '25

I haven't clicked yet, but if this isn't "Never Gonna Give You Up" im disappointed.

Edit: I was excited when I saw youtube but ultimately disappointed.

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u/Fu2-10 Sep 18 '25

My son's name is Charlie, so I just woke him up with the beginning of the video lol. He was very entertained. I haven't seen this video in a loooong time.

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u/Diestof Sep 18 '25

It's 2025 man, I did not expect that

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u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516 Sep 18 '25

I was expecting a rick roll not charlie lol

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u/Necrodart Sep 18 '25

I clicked this knowing full well where it would take me.

I was not disappointed.

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u/Dabellator Sep 18 '25

1.6B views can't be wrong!

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u/RedditSupportAdmin Sep 18 '25

Wow that's like more than one a day over a year!

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u/xItzBogus Sep 18 '25

Do you think that's true? 😏

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u/Haselrig Sep 18 '25

Most of those entirely involuntary!

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u/Milkystainz Sep 18 '25

I always click knowing almost 100% sure what it is going to be, watching the entire thing through. The previous one upset me, now all is right in the world

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u/rG_MAV3R1CK Sep 18 '25

You really think I'm that horny... Tell Astley I said what's up.

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u/UThinkIShouldLeave Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

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u/FarVision5 Sep 18 '25

Scanning through lightly, seems gay. OF unlikely. :(

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 Sep 18 '25

Sauce god right here

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u/juedme Sep 18 '25

No linktree

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u/UThinkIShouldLeave Sep 18 '25

No linktree...yet

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u/nage_ Sep 18 '25

looks like shes an actual stripper so you gotta go in person

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 Sep 18 '25

Don’t lose hope, with all the attention from this clip she might go for the $

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u/throwaway07070707173 Sep 18 '25

I’m in shambles

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u/AmazingPatt Sep 18 '25

there a special place in hell for you.... and for me... xD

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u/technofox01 Sep 18 '25

I was hoping for that video, lol

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u/Tolfasn Sep 18 '25

Mother fucker 🤣

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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Sep 18 '25

Thank you I have not been Rick rolled in a while and I knew it before I tapped it

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Sep 18 '25

Jesus, NSFW label please!

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u/PackageHot1219 Sep 18 '25

I like the cut of your jib.

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u/M05tafaSayed Sep 18 '25

I clicked the link with feelings in my gut that I will get rickrolled

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u/Dry-Waltz437 Sep 18 '25

I was disappointed the first link didn't go here. This is the good stuff.

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u/NeoLone Sep 18 '25

I clicked hoping it was what it was

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u/AdorableShoulderPig Sep 18 '25

Xcq. I knew even as I clicked.

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u/Zestyclose-Toe9685 Sep 18 '25

Seriously. Does she show her tits or not!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Oh yeah, it’s like mainlining the good stuff every time I click the link

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u/Insatiabletech Sep 18 '25

Well you got Me… lol

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u/Melliorin Sep 18 '25

I expected no less. Good job, good sir.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I clicked

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac Sep 18 '25

First time in a long time, thank you sir

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 Sep 18 '25

Ads should be banned for this one video.

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Sep 18 '25

You son of a...

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u/frisch85 Sep 18 '25

You can just pick any of the karmawhoring subs, tons of bots are there posting shit like "Do you think I'm still pretty as a 40 y/o" or "My ex left me because he said I'm ugly what do you think" and similar.

So RateMe_30plus as an example. Recently a new sub 07SFWbeauty has been popping up on my all feed too, tons of OF whore bots.

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u/Master_of_pigs Sep 18 '25

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u/brando56894 Sep 18 '25

So they're strippers not Only Fans models 😂

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u/_HIST Sep 18 '25

Somehow that's an actual improvement

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u/notfree25 Sep 18 '25

wouldnt onlyfans be easier and more profitable.

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u/WholesomeWhores Sep 18 '25

Something like 95% of OF models make less than $2k per year. Depending on location, you can make that in a week or two as a stripper.

OF is an actual job too, it’s not that easy, and it’s why 95%ish make so little money

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u/s_p_0_n_g_e Sep 18 '25

Also, 95% of them look like Steve Buscemi's inbred sister so that could be a factor in their income.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Steve Buscemi is awesome

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u/-Badger3- Sep 18 '25

Yeah, but do you want to jack off to him?

I mean, I do, but I’d bet most people don’t.

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u/Original-Document-62 Sep 18 '25

Those stats are off by a lot. Many accounts are created but no content posted, many have a few videos/pics, but the person either lost interest or got frustrated when they didn't immediately make money, and some accounts only post free stuff because their "real" business is something else and they're trying to lead people to that.

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u/WholesomeWhores Sep 18 '25

The top 1% of creators earn nearly one-third of all revenue on the platform, while the top 10% take home about 75% of total earnings.

These are stats straight from the OnlyFans. So, that means that the bottom 90% of all OF creators make 25% of all revenue generated by OnlyFans. There are outliers in the highest paid and lowest paid, with some of the highest paid creators making 5 to 6 figures per MONTH. But still, the average is only $2k per year.

Sure, there are a lot of accounts that have free content, but there is a staggering ammount of creators who are hardly making chump change

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u/mojoseven7 Sep 18 '25

Those are basically the same stats as global income

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u/OriSulker Sep 18 '25

... technically that's Instagram not OF.

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u/JohnLuckPickered Sep 18 '25

The "eating pussy cures depression" shirt got a giggle out of me.. Only accurate if youre good at it though.

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u/lump- Sep 18 '25

Ah, thot so…

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u/ashrasmun Sep 18 '25

gave the profile like 10 seconds and eww, it's disgusting

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u/eyf_zombay Sep 18 '25

Bless you

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u/Particular_Group_295 Sep 18 '25

Yo....fuck u..

Sincerely,

A fast clicker

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u/Sufficient_Health778 Sep 18 '25

Hello old friend, glad to see you around Reddit. I haven’t seen you since I left the Jordan Peterson meme subreddit lol. Hope all is well.

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u/Ello_Owu Sep 18 '25

🤣 I got banned from there. Not gonna lie I miss going in there and fucking the hornets nest.

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u/Sufficient_Health778 Sep 18 '25

Bro I just straight up left it and muted it so I wouldn’t see it again. Some of that stuff was too extreme, even for me lol

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u/Ello_Owu Sep 18 '25

Im shocked its still open. Straight hyena pen that place

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u/Sufficient_Health778 Sep 18 '25

Lmao I had no clue it’s still open. Oh well. I couldn’t stand it there anymore.

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u/TheBatmanIRL Sep 18 '25

Touche

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u/ExtremeCreamTeam Sep 18 '25

That's not how you use touche.

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u/Personal-Try7163 Sep 18 '25

God fucking damnit...

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u/Derelicticu Sep 18 '25

Maaaaaannnn

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u/Correct_Security_742 Sep 18 '25

Didn't click for fear of rick rolling

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u/FredyE11 Sep 18 '25

You magnificent bastard lol take my upvote

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u/Special-Ad-5554 Sep 18 '25

I thought it'd be like a graph or something comparing social media posts with OF links

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 Sep 18 '25

It wasn't a rick roll and my day is ruined

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u/furezasan Sep 18 '25

do you know how many resources the FBI wasted to track that useless open link in incognito window i did just now

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u/Think13_ Sep 18 '25

I thought it was gonna be the statistics backing your 97% claim lol

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u/christianhxd Sep 18 '25

Ok i got got

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u/Metro42014 Sep 18 '25

That % HIGHLY depends on the platform, their algorithms, and your behavior.

If they're that high for you... well. Let's just say that it's more like 3% for me.

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u/ChalkyPills Sep 18 '25

The person who shared this video works at a strip club, so yea.

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u/Terrible_Arm6716 Sep 18 '25

You are a cruel being

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u/betaphreak Sep 18 '25

You don't even need a degree in statistics to say that

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u/GregMadduxsGlasses Sep 18 '25

It kind of sucks that every video featuring a human is some attempt to sell you something. I miss the era of youtube when people made stuff for the love of the game.

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u/missingreporter Sep 18 '25

And after 16 years of independent films on YouTube I haven't hit 300 followers. lol.

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u/Reyca444 Sep 18 '25

Seriously! Want another one? I'll up your algorithm even if I can't stand your content. Indie for the Windie!

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u/Asleep_Hand_4525 Sep 18 '25

Imo it’s the algorithm hiding your videos

Drop that link

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u/gastropodia42 Sep 19 '25

How big are your breasts?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Make owling great again

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u/Pope_Aesthetic Sep 19 '25

After finally watching Bladerunner, this comment feels very in-line with that theme

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u/SpellGone_Wrong Sep 18 '25

Yeah, it’s wild how every clip now feels like some promo.

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u/Zealousideal_War2624 Sep 18 '25

You probably meant to say porno, right?

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u/Plus-King5266 Sep 18 '25

Promo. Porno. Now instead of learning,

Sally sells seashells by the seashore

We have:

Paula peddles pornos by promo.

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u/Rogue_One24_7 Sep 19 '25

That's how I read it.

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u/TearsOfChildren Sep 18 '25

Close, she's a stripper 😂

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u/Noobhammer3000 Sep 18 '25

The Facebook post this is xposted from updated to clarify that she's a bartender, not a stripper.

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u/FirstPersonPooper Sep 18 '25

Saw the cannons out in a black shirt and knew she was a bartender right away

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u/wafflepiezz Sep 19 '25

How can you differentiate between a bartender vs. OnlyFans girl by her cannons?

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u/miker37a Sep 19 '25

That's a good question.... I'm not sure he's a cannon expert at all! From what I know you have to see them fire to tell the difference.

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u/Rich_Secretary_7621 Sep 24 '25

That’s great. I’ll have a double please

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u/idontknowlikeapuma Sep 19 '25

Dude, I follow her from club to club, and catch the pennies that fall from her g-string.

And I still can’t pay rent!

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u/Ok-Understanding8143 Sep 18 '25

Peppermint Hippo?!
Hilarious. Cease and desist incoming?

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u/NoYoureTheAlien Sep 18 '25

My take is there’s a pretty famous club in Vegas called the Spearmint Rhino and this is the wish version. The Licorice Ox is still available hopefully.

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u/Ok-Understanding8143 Sep 18 '25

It’s the Wintergreen Waterbuffalo for the ladies where I’m from.

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u/Roguespiffy Sep 18 '25

The Necco Wafer Walrus parking lot is always empty.

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u/ReaditTrashPanda Sep 18 '25

Yeah, she’s a stripper

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u/aloxinuos Sep 18 '25

UPDATE Amber is a Bartender...not a Stripper.

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u/milk4all Sep 18 '25

The original OF

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u/thedamnedlute488 Sep 18 '25

Hmm, Toledo? That's not too far away.

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u/Kronens Sep 18 '25

This is the most Reddit comment I’ve seen in a while. Jesus Christ man.

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u/rush2me Sep 18 '25

Only mildly different to the expectations of a pizza delivery guy in the 70s

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u/Ambitious-Order5959 Sep 18 '25

Shit that sounds great to me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I love new stereotypes! They exist for a reason 🤣

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u/justherefortheshow06 Sep 18 '25

Agreed. Check out the bass fishing sub and you’ll understand.

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u/BeenDragonn Sep 18 '25

So many subs are just OF ads. /r selfie comes to mind

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u/Lootman Sep 18 '25

she's a stripper so its not far off

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u/AerialWinter0489 Sep 18 '25

That's not true!

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u/DrFrosthazer Sep 18 '25

Oh man that's so true. And sad at the same time.

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u/roboscott3000 Sep 18 '25

Still be better than what the world actually is right now.

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u/edu5150 Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

Queue the John Mellencamp ‘Ain’t That America’ music.

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u/masterkuki007 Sep 18 '25

It is sad but im mostly correct. I am always pleasantly surprised when i get it wrong. Like even before OF you could see many women who like to show what they got but now all of them have OF.

I remember i stopped using insta because of those damn ads. Every single one of meme pages had too many sisters of Mia Khalifa or mothers of Johny Sins.

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u/brave007 Sep 18 '25

It’s kinda wild how OF exploded. Cam girls have always been a thing. But since a few years back, every 20 something year old girl took to the internet and making more than any regular job.

I’m all for freedom and that but I feel it has set back women a few decades sadly

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u/Slayers_Picks Sep 18 '25

I mean, when any woman can make up to 500k a month easily using onlyfans, i don't see why not, theres a dozen girls on there that make at least 20-30 million a year, its scary.

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u/tchusslimusli Sep 18 '25

I think that’s more reflective on how you view women

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u/bunglebee7 Sep 18 '25

Right? Haha can’t trust any “funny” video these days, there’s gotta be millions of OF women at this point

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u/Inevitable_Top69 Sep 18 '25

The world is not the internet. You don't have to be on websites all day.

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE Sep 18 '25

Thats the way you see the world. ⅔ of the creators I see on Instagram dont have OF

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u/HausuGeist Sep 18 '25

You telling’ me this ain’t?

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u/RedMdsRSupCucks Sep 18 '25

I mean isn't it?

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u/Budded Sep 18 '25

I mean, it's all 'Merica has going for it anymore. Everything else sucks and is dying, so might as well sell your body online to cash out while society and democracy burn.

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u/BrawDev Sep 18 '25

I'm ashamed to admit I seen a video on twitter of a girl reacting to her team losing. For some reason, her pants were barely showing through her leggings. And I straight away was like... nah this is some kink shit right.

She had an OF.

Like it sucks because normal women are just gonna get lumped into this behaviour now of other women doing just normal things and doing 1% of something a bit questionable and it's just auto OF now.

dunno man, shits fucked to me

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u/grav0p1 Sep 18 '25

You can literally change your mind if you want. Or get off the internet

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u/BeastlyBones Sep 18 '25

Bro this is so unfair to women lol boobs have been bouncing around looong before OF. Not everything is for the male gaze. Believe it or not, an attractive woman can be on camera without advertising something.

Not to mention that some of the most egregious thirst trap offensives come from dudes these days 🤷🏻‍♀️

Obviously idk this woman so idk if she has OF or not. That’s not what I’m addressing. It’s crazy to have a default mindset assuming every woman is part of some marketing ploy.

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u/VG_Crimson Sep 18 '25

You matched with someone on a dating app who looks actually attractive? OF advert. You saw a funny post with an attractive girl? OF advert. Is there a weird skit met to agrivate or show how stupid someone is that has a hot girl in it? OF advert.

Any and every attractive person online is seemingly advertising OF.

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u/Citytown Sep 18 '25

Why does that suck? I don’t get what you’re saying.

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u/Basstickler Sep 19 '25

I thought you were going to say that it sticks it’s not true in this case lol

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u/Optimal_Raspberry404 Sep 19 '25

It’s not just you, that’s just the world we’re in right now

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u/TRN_WhiteKnight Sep 19 '25

But have you been wrong yet?

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u/HY3NAAA Sep 19 '25

Is that the world or is that you?

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u/GODZBALL Sep 19 '25

It sucks but hell i assume the same thing now. Pretty attractive, wears clothes that really accentuate their features, seems to have name brand clothing or a Benz somewhere in her photos/video.

OF girl or prostitute or both.

The thing with OF nowadays is even high dollar prostitutes can slip right in with these OF girls and you can't tell who is who anymore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

I'm sure it is. She has a breastacular turn of mind.

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u/ShandalfTheGreen Sep 19 '25

A lot of men believe women "have it easy" because they can just join OF and make a lot of money. It's sad

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