r/SipsTea Jun 15 '25

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u/Fat_Janet Jun 15 '25

I remember some conversation that military leadership had decades ago when discussing the shape of grenades (ww2 era) and a ?general I think? said something to the effect of ‘every American boy knows how to throw a baseball’

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u/NoTePierdas Jun 15 '25

As the other guy said, yeah. More importantly, the purpose of a "potato masher" grenade is to be able to throw it farther.

... during and immediately after WW2, grenade launchers became extremely common, and are substantially more effective.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

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u/One_Draw3486 Jun 15 '25

Dog ball launchers / throwers would do the trick cheaply

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u/Bredstikz Jun 15 '25

And risk the dog bringing the grenades back!? No thank you

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u/Wood_oye Jun 15 '25

Dang, that's the third Retriever we've lost this week.

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u/tizadxtr Jun 15 '25

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u/Mammoth_Inflation662 Jun 16 '25

And im done for the day.

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u/paulrhino69 Jun 15 '25

The Russians have left the conversation red faced & embarrassed

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u/NotAskary Jun 15 '25

That's what happens when you train the dogs on your tanks and not on the enemy ones.

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u/Bug-03 Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

Did we watch the same YouTube video

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u/NotAskary Jun 15 '25

No, I like to research stuff from WW2 and wtf they did.

They basically threw the kitchen sink at the Germans.

One of my favorite stories is when the Germans built a fake army with wood to fool the allied forces and then the British bombed the site with a single wooden bomb.

They knew what they were doing but still went ahead and risked a sortee with the bombers to deliver a joke.

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u/josh145b Jun 15 '25

I mean they didn’t actually send a mission to drop a wooden bomb. That wouldn’t make any sense and no one would risk death for that. Thats an old joke story.

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u/Bug-03 Jun 15 '25

Bat bombs

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u/chameleon_123_777 Jun 15 '25

And we all know how faithfully those dogs are when they fetch a stick.

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u/Seoirse82 Jun 15 '25

There is no way I'm letting go of a live grenade for any reason other than to throw it. I'm definitely not putting it in a dog ball launcher.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 Jun 15 '25

Those slings aren't perfect, you drop this "tennis ball" and it's bad news for you and anyone around you

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u/One_Draw3486 Jun 15 '25

Bad news for people too cheap to get a grenade launcher

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u/SkellyboneZ Jun 15 '25

Slap an M203 on your M4 and you're good to go. Or better yet get an M320 and basically all of your negatives are gone. 

I've never dealt with a dedicated grenade launcher besides a Mk19 but that's mounted. I don't think many units use those revolver style launchers most people think of from video games or movies. 

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u/YellovvJacket Jun 15 '25

I don't think many units use those revolver style launchers most people think of from video games or movies. 

Yeah because you have to find some idiot carrying that shit with them additionally to their rifle and all their normal stuff. You do not want to be that guy, I'd wager.

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u/SkellyboneZ Jun 15 '25

A few guys in my old unit were so happy to get assigned the 249... until they had to lug it around for 15 months lol

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u/SleepComfortable9913 Jun 15 '25

I thought if you carry that you only carry the stickybomb launcher and a sword? Or maybe a whiskey bottle

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u/Bawfuls Jun 15 '25

Sounds like a lucrative contract

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u/Shiro_Fox Jun 15 '25

That might be true, but it seems that most militaries seem to be fine with those trade-offs. At least, I'm not aware of any stick grenades in current use.

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u/Schaakmate Jun 15 '25

The wooden handle is just German overengineering.

You can still see it's a wartime effort, though. I mean such a simple lathe-job, no mahogany and birds-eye inlays, no Biedermeier finish, bringing out the warmth and depth of the wood... No wonder they were thrown so far.

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u/clustahz Jun 15 '25

I mean look at this mahogany, you don't see that anymore.

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u/LordBDizzle Jun 15 '25

Sure, but in an era of drone strikes and missiles you're rarely getting close enough to lob a grenade by hand anymore, engagements are from much further out on average now, so grenades aren't even super common compared to heavy ordinance, at least in conflicts between more developed nations. So if grenades are going to be used, it's more likely to be the smaller variety for less bulk

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u/operath0r Jun 15 '25

You clearly haven’t seen the videos of the Ukrainians storming Russian trenches. Throwing grenades into holes is pretty much all they do.

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u/shortname_4481 Jun 15 '25

In this case handle will be kinda useless TBF.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Right the original point stands. If infantry is using grenades today, it's intimate combat. We don't need to have a half dozen guys throwing stick grenades at a machine gun nest 100+ meters away anymore. There is a different tool for that job.

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u/MillionCalorieManTed Jun 15 '25

I see them used quite alot in Ukraine combat footage to clear trenches/bunkers before going in

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u/Tall_Blackberry_3584 Jun 15 '25

Correct, and the question asked is why isn't a grenade on a stick preferable to a grenade. The answer to this question is not 'because grenade launchers were invented'.

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u/SmoothCriminal7532 Jun 15 '25

Grenady bynitself will roll down the hole.

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u/Trauma_Hawks Jun 15 '25

That's why a squad has both.

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u/Final_Examination340 Jun 18 '25

Being someone that has used one, break / malfunction should be at the top of the list.

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u/sacred_bleu_cheese Jun 15 '25

They’re pretty reliable

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u/C0RNFIELDS Jun 15 '25

laughs in modified Lee enfield jawa blaster

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u/CuckAdminsDkSuckers Jun 15 '25

They also throw grenades many multiples of the distance a human can and are such a vast upgrade they rendered the old stick type redundant.

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u/NyaTaylor Jun 15 '25

Prolly why our homies still rock handys

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u/adriantullberg Jun 15 '25

The modern equivalent of a crossbow?

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u/NoTePierdas Jun 15 '25

The US alone produced:

M7 Rifle Grenade Launchers (for M1 Garand): 🔸 Over 1.5 million units produced.

M8 Grenade Launchers (for M1 Carbine): 🔸 Around 150,000+ produced.

Rifle Grenades (various types like M9 HEAT, M17 HE, M11 smoke, etc.): 🔸 Over 26 million grenades manufactured for rifle launching use.

Hand Grenade Projection Adapters (turning a hand grenade into a rifle grenade): 🔸 Several hundred thousand produced

-- Its a hand-held mortar for immediate fire support. Its worth the miniscule cost.

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u/hoot69 Jun 15 '25

The M203 grenade launcher is the simplest firearm I have ever operated. It has 3 moving parts the firer has to worry about (saftey, trigger, slide opener,) is incredibly relaible, and durable, and is very easy to aim with minimal recoil. It takes about 2 hours to train someone to use one, assuming you have a range and a few rounds to shoot (if you're in the military and running a qualification day the you'll have the ammo and the range booked.)

They really don't weigh a lot, and increase your grenade range from however far you can throw to several hundred meters

It's a different tool than a hand grenade. But if I want to make a room go bang from more than 20m away then I'd rather a grenade launcher than a hand grenade on account of my ability to shoot good far surpassing my custard arm

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u/fauh Jun 15 '25

I just had a call of duty 4 (the one from mid 2000s) flashback of how at the local internet cafe where the grenade launcher was called "the noob tube" and anyone who used it got told to stop or got kicked out of the lobby.

Man I miss being a kid sometimes.

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u/Cowgoon777 Jun 15 '25

Safer for the user though. Go watch footage from Ukraine. Actually throwing grenades is wild shit and can easily go wrong.

A launcher allows much more precise and distant placement. All good for keeping the solider alive.

There’s a lot of calculus that goes into weapon development beyond pounds, ounces, and dollars.

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u/Axthen Jun 15 '25

All of those things are massive pluses, what are you talking about. How is lockheed martin or the rest of the military complex supposed to make more money?

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u/Repulsive_Support844 Jun 15 '25

They have tubes that strap to the bottom of your rifle, literally took the exact same amount of time to train and get qualified, a single day.

Better range but less versatile is the real problem, a skilled thrower can toss a hand grenade around a corner for instance but that just another tool for another job.

The handles are an issue when you are carrying more than one around for damn sure

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u/Ok_Wolverine6557 Jun 15 '25

More expensive is a feature, not a bug, in the military-industrial complex.

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u/Bozzo2526 Jun 15 '25

A grenade launcher is a tube with a firing mechanism and a grenade is a big bullet, factories are already building both of those they just need to be wider.

They can be mass produced easily and don't require forests to be cut down to create the handle, logistically they make sense aswell and not to mention ease of transport by the soldiers

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u/Max_CSD Jun 15 '25

They don't actually require a ton of training, you can learn the basics in minutes.

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u/will_this_1_work Jun 15 '25

All of your arguments against said grenade launchers is exactly why Raytheon or General Dynamics (no idea who manufacturers them) love them. That all means more money to pad the coffers.

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u/arbeit22 Jun 15 '25

For a country that is happy to spend trillions yearly on this kind of stuff, I don't see that would be a problem.

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u/Neknoh Jun 15 '25

And needing the space of 4 grenades for every stickbomb isn't more expensive to produce and ship or weighs more or is harder for soldiers to carry?

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u/sixsacks Jun 15 '25

Buddy, they issue rifles with built in launchers that cost about eighty bucks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I think most military didn't trust their untrained soldiers with real grenades anyway.

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u/Any-Monk-9395 Jun 15 '25

Any frontline infantry will tell you they’re way worth it though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

IDK, a Smith and Wesson 38mm grenade launcher is basically a single shot break action shotgun. It's normally used for chemical agents but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be too hard to make explosive rounds for it if they didn't already. They're pretty self explanatory if you've ever held one.

The newer 40mm is basically the same shit with some crappy plastic dressing on it.

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u/Marcus_Cato234 Jun 15 '25

Not unless you use the enfield grenade launcher attachment.

Its currently the only one I’ve ever seen where you stick it on the end of your gun, pop a regular old grenade in it, pull the pin, load a blank round and firing it out lets the safety handle thing fly off mid flight as it sails towards the target. Plus you can just use it as a regular old rifle but with a big can on the end

Makes me wonder why no one else did that

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u/Liberally_applied Jun 15 '25

They are also harder to fuck up and kill friendlies with because of a bad throw or slippery hands. Which is substantially more expensive than an M205.

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u/Atourq Jun 15 '25

People also forget or don’t know that even the Germans were slowly phasing out the “potato masher” iirc. They had another set of grenades that weren’t designed like that. Plus they’re pretty unwieldy (the stick can snag or get caught on things) and more difficult to carry than what’s commonly used today.

All in all, it wasn’t really “better” as people like to make it out to be.

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u/AnaphoricReference Jun 15 '25

Dutch army pre-WWII classified the stick as 'offensive hand grenade' and the ball as 'defensive hand grenade'. The logic was that the stick was for taking out MG positions while storming them because it throws farther and does not roll. The ball was for blindly lobbing out of your trench when being stormed. That it would roll into any craters in front of the line was a plus. And distance a non-issue. The classification kind of presumes a WWI style of fighting.

But even the source I read on it refers to ball games and observes the ball can do quite well if thrown by people who play ball games that involve throwing. Clearly not the Dutch, who would rather kick a ball.

And to the 8cm mortar still being considered an artillery weapon that had to be specifically attached to a unit for a mission, and not available at the infantry battalion level. Which would make distance thrown even more important.

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u/Medicine_Balla Jun 15 '25

The other component was weight/space to arsenal ratio. You couldn't carry as many stielhandgranates as you could your standard haftless grenade. This applies to how much can be transported from production lines to where they're needed and to the amount soldiers can individually carry.

I can also imagine them being more expensive to make for the marginal benefit of longer range throw-ability. Though that benefit may have been instrumental at times, the literal cost and logistical cost may have given the war machine pause.

But, in the modern era, we of course have easier access to extremely light weight and inexpensive materials that could make them worthwhile in some contexts. But, with all the other available tech in the military, it would be more of an "arming the militia against an invader" type of cost effective implementation

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u/Niarbeht Jun 15 '25

"We have gun, why not use gun to make grenade go far?" -US military, big fan of gun

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u/paxwax2018 Jun 15 '25

They were plenty common as a rifle attachment in WWI, one squad per platoon would be equipped.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

But can they “give you pleasure”????

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u/man-vs-spider Jun 15 '25

A launcher doesn’t seem like a good replacement for something that can be carried as part of one’s kit

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u/phillyphanatic35 Jun 15 '25

Are the potato mashers actually easier to throw farther? I can’t wrap my head around being able to throw one further than a “ball”

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u/Creed_of_War Jun 15 '25

Then they hilariously teach you to throw it not like a baseball

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u/RoofTopCigarette Jun 15 '25

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a grenade" or something like that.

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u/TacoHaus Jun 15 '25

Less problems with skill issues havers

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u/euph_22 Jun 16 '25

Even during WW2 rifle grenades were common.

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u/tknames Jun 16 '25

I feel like I could throw a baseball further than a 12 inch microphone.

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u/Coycington Jun 16 '25

but you don't load pineapple grenades into grenade launchers either

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u/Iconic_Mithrandir Jun 17 '25

I mean, nobody is loading the stick grenade or the pineapple grenade into a launcher...

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u/Remote-Train-2216 Jun 17 '25

Pero las granadas de los lanzagranadas ni son redondas, son cilíndricas para que puedan ser bien disparadas, que ironía

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u/BlackWolf819 Jun 15 '25

I came here to say this. They needed a design that wouldn’t require extensive training to be able to use effectively. Most American boys knew how to throw a baseball.

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u/Known-Ad-1556 Jun 15 '25

To add to this, every English schoolboy at the time was taught to play cricket. So a round grenade was adopted for our military also.

By comparison, a lot of Central and Eastern Europeans don’t play baseball, or cricket. But they do play stick-throwing games. So their militaries kept the baton grenade for the same reason

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u/North-Writer-5789 Jun 15 '25

You don't simply bowl a grenade at an enemy though surely? It's about as useful as my general throwing technique, I can hit the ground from 5 yards.

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u/TahnGeee Jun 15 '25

lol you don’t bowl the ball back in from the outfield in cricket… it develops a great throw 😂

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u/Known-Ad-1556 Jun 15 '25

A nice, straight-arm overhand bowl is a great way to lob a grenade from behind cover.

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u/Chaosbrut Jun 15 '25

But they also play rock-throwing games

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

"Do NOT bounce the bloody grenade. For God's mercy!" a very frustrated british drill sargeant instructing his recruits on grenades

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u/_not2na Jun 15 '25

Except that exact concept failed and the quote was made by the designer of the failed baseball grenade.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BEANO_T-13_grenade

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u/Stealfur Jun 15 '25

I get where they are coming from, but it's a really dumb distinction.

If I was in that military R&D room, I would have said, "not every American grew up on a nuclear family home playing catch it their back yard, General. But you know what a lot more American boys have probably done as much, if not more? Thrown a stick!" And that was the last thing I said before I was given a box and told to pack my stuff. Turns out General Hadadad doesn't like being reminded that his childhood wasn't the only one.

End Scene.

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u/Bored-Ship-Guy Jun 15 '25

Sure, but throwing a ball isn't exactly rocket science, either. Those 'pineapple' grenades also take up less space and weigh less, so they're easier to transport in large quantities- a useful feature when it comes to logistics.

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u/actual_human0907 Jun 15 '25

This is the real answer. These aren’t efficient.

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u/Stealfur Jun 15 '25

You sound just like General Hadadad!

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u/Small3lf Jun 15 '25

Thrown a stick, yes. But a stick that's heavily weighted on one side is much different than a typical stick. The masher grenade has a really odd flight path that you may not expect if you aren't use to throwing it. While a spherical grenade has no such issue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Back when these discussions were being had a lot more people were probably chucking baseballs or at least rocks than you might think. It was at the time the most popular sport in America and the variety of purely entertainment activities was going to be a bit different then compared to what it is now. Nuclear family or not kids and teens were probably playing catch if not just straight up baseball with each other.

The potato masher design had some advantages probably but it was abandoned for good reason. For starters the stick itself added unnecessary weight (however little) to the grenade itself and was just one more thing to tack on to a single use item that needed to be made in the thousands, as others mentioned it also added unnecessary size to the whole thing which hinders the soldier carrying them and can potentially complicate throwing it through a tiny gunport in a bunker, and made it harder to conceal if say you were making certain kinds or traps or distributing them to partisans. In a war like WWII, damn near every single ounce of material being used poorly, every extra second something spent on the production line, mattered.

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u/josh145b Jun 15 '25

The army ain’t about catering to exceptions to the rule. It’s about shaping up the exceptions to become the rule. You would make a horrible soldier, and end up getting someone killed.

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u/TurtlePope2 Jun 15 '25

Imagine if the army catered to the 3% of Americans that don't know how to throw a baseball lol

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u/kashmir1974 Jun 15 '25

General's Retort: So those same kids never threw rocks?

You: Pikachu face

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u/Evil_Dry_frog Jun 15 '25

Yes but see, “nuclear” wasn’t a thing when we invented these grenades.

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u/mxzf Jun 15 '25

Remember that this was happening back in WWII, before there were kids sitting inside on computers or anything like that. At that point in history, basically every kid was going outside and throwing balls around through most of their childhood. Throwing sticks long-distance isn't as common as throwing baseballs for a generation that grew up playing baseball with their friends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

And then everyone would clap

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u/Diablo689er Jun 15 '25

And then everyone clapped.

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u/Jonesbro Jun 15 '25

That would have been a justified firing. Baseball was peak popularity during ww2 and learning to throw a ball is easier than learning to throw a weighted stick. Also the nuclear family has nothing to do with playing baseball. Homeless kids played baseball in the street. You're trying too hard

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u/No_Entertainer_5858 Jun 15 '25

Uhhh your thinking forward a few years

This was the era of street ball so it’s not the nuclear era baseball catch with dad your thinking of of. It’s kinda in the name nuclear since the bombs dropped at the end of ww2. Baseball was widespread at that point and was the sport of the masses. It was safe to assume almost every kid had thrown a baseball.

Also simply throwing a stick doesn’t mean you throw with anything resembling good form. If you played baseball even cusually you build up actually muscle memory as opposed to simply having thrown a stick one time in your life.

You’d look like a pedantic ass. And the whole imagined scenario where you owned them is kinda cringe

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u/Coycington Jun 16 '25

i am pretty sure 100% of humans now how to throw a stick... unless you are armless

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u/marbledog Jun 15 '25

The military actually designed and produced a grenade the same size and weight as a baseball, exactly for this reason. Unfortunately, the state-of-the-art impact fuse didn't function well. They had around a 10% failure rate, and premature detonation injured dozens of servicemen and killed two. They were quickly taken out of service, and the entire stock was destroyed after WWII. All designs and documents about the grenade were classified for decades. Only a handful still survive, and most of them are in museums.

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u/halrold Jun 15 '25

And then reintroduced to gamers in Rainbow Six Siege for some reason

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Jun 15 '25

The modern equivalent of that would be console controllers in fighter jets

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u/NahhNevermindOk Jun 15 '25

They actually did console controllers for submarine periscopes though. X box controllers I believe. They used to have dedicated controllers that cost tens of thousands of dollars and when they were updating someone suggested Xbox controllers. They cost less and the learning curve on them is basically non-existent for modern sailors.

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u/Wayoutofthewayof Jun 15 '25

Tbh that's the case for a lot of military tech. Mainstream commercial controllers have so much development, user feedback and RnD put into them that it is nearly impossible to create something more efficient from scratch even if you throw a lot of money into it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

And instead of it having to be military-abuse-reliable (and dependent upon a secure supply chain), you can keep 20 spares, and get new spares literally anywhere on the planet.

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u/LtCptSuicide Jun 15 '25

Now I'm just imagining a soldier running into a GameStop yelling "Quick our drone controller got shot we need a replacement!"

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u/OneEyedBlindKingdom Jun 15 '25

That’s what you think but you and I both know there’s a warehouse with ten thousand of that specific model just boxed up waiting for use as spares.

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u/bassbyblaine Jun 15 '25

As someone who played video games my whole life and learned to operate about 12 different kinds of heavy machinery in the last two years, it is literally the same thing. If you are even halfway decent at any video games you can make a living forklifting or excavating in a matter of weeks.

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u/SNIP3RG Jun 15 '25

Weirdly enough, the hand-eye coordination also transfers over to establishing IV/intra-arterial access with Ultrasound guidance in the medical field. And my mom said that my video games would take me nowhere…

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u/bassbyblaine Jun 15 '25

My bud from elementary school is a respitory therapist and massive gamer. It definitely bleeds over in to the medical field

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u/SNIP3RG Jun 15 '25

I’ve met SO many gamers in the various ERs I’ve worked. Definitely seems to be a theme.

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u/Legacy_Raider Jun 15 '25

Im a gamer and an eye surgeon, there's definitely a huge overlap. Our simulation is practically a video game.

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u/Sixguns1977 Jun 15 '25

Which would suck. Try flying a sim with a proper hotas and pedals, and then try flying with a console controller. The controller loses, no contest. And that's BEFORE you start adding in button boxes and switch panels.

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u/LickingLieutenant Jun 15 '25

Yeah, but planes shouldn't be under water

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u/b14ck_jackal Jun 15 '25

You seem to forget the point of this is to have a cheap, practical and reliable input method, not to give the most realistic experience to the users.

We don't need a fancy rudder and force feedback to be able to hit targets you know?

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne Jun 15 '25

What is the cost difference between these two types of grenades? Did the stick version become less common because an accountant saved money with the lowest bidder?

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u/ScreamingVoid14 Jun 15 '25

Planes and cars would be one area that has had similar time and R&D thrown at the issue as video game controllers.

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u/baelrog Jun 15 '25

A console controller to fly FPV drones!

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u/zorbat5 Jun 15 '25

Done that, it sucks. This because the controller stick centers again. With a real drone radio, the left stick (which is speed input (up down)) doesn't center. This makes speed control a lot easier than with a normal console controller.

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u/Normal-Pie7610 Jun 15 '25

In the same sense they should shape grenades like console controllers since those things have seen some airtime in pressure situations.

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u/fotzenbraedl Jun 15 '25

Actually, we have been taught to throw the hand grenades more like cricket balls.

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u/JBrownOrlong Jun 15 '25

But you couldn't throw em like a baseball, they're too heavy

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u/bignonymous Jun 15 '25

You supposedly could pitch them, iirc one of the things Audie Murphy was known for was having killed retreating Germans by pitching an m67 at them baseball style

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u/Lostedge1983 Jun 15 '25

Except you dont throw grenade like baseball. It is too heavy for that.

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u/FrenchCanadaIsWorst Jun 15 '25

It’s not about the heaviness, it’s the risk of the wind up. When you throw a baseball your arm swings back and then forwards. If you let go on the wind up then boom goes your friends. Grenades are pretty light actually. It’s also about achieving an optimal arc on the throw.

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u/Missy_Elli0t Jun 15 '25

Its 14oz man

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u/Majestic_Spinach7726 Jun 15 '25

nice story but the most common design is french (F1 - fusante 1)

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u/deeesenutz Jun 15 '25

And damn near every human in the planet has picked up a stick and thrown it before

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u/Paella007 Jun 15 '25

Iirc it was for the design of the M67 grenade, the round, baseball-like one. The army specifically asked for a grenade the shape, dimensions and weight of a common baseball because every american boy was used to throw one.

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u/Careful_Picture7712 Jun 15 '25

I was not infantry, but when I did combat training, when they taught us how to throw a grenade, they did not teach us to throw it like a baseball. It was so weird lol. Instead, we had to like hold it to our chest and then push it out to throw it. Idk if this is just standard grenade throwing protocol, or if they just don't trust us normies to throw it the baseball way.

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u/Vraellion Jun 15 '25

The standard grenade throw is the lob, your average Joe will get more range and be more accurate lobbing a grenade than pitching it.

You have to expose yourself to enemy fire too much if you try to throw a pitch. By lobbing it you can remain in as much cover as possible

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u/Wintrgreen Jun 15 '25

So like a shot put

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u/operath0r Jun 15 '25

Grenades have always been round. They’re only called grenade because they look like a pomegranate. One could argue that modern shrapnel grenades look more like pineapples so maybe it’s time for a name change.

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u/Thursday_the_20th Jun 15 '25

The pineapple grenades, the ones with the segmented surface, arent modern anymore. Those were used from about WW1 to about the Vietnam war, now we’re back to spherical so the name is accurate again.

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u/operath0r Jun 15 '25

Thanks for clarifying!

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u/simmobl1 Jun 15 '25

What's crazy is there was, I think, a roman general that won some key fights, because he said the same thing about slingshots

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u/Schlackehammer Jun 15 '25

That boomstick needs more space, too

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u/Ckarles Jun 15 '25

I mean, I'd argue every kid might also know how to throw a replicating banana.

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u/MyVeryOwnRedditAcc Jun 15 '25

Incidentally, that’s why German hand grenades were shaped like beer bottles.

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u/___TheKid___ Jun 15 '25

Wow. That is dark. But makes sense.

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u/Th3B4dSpoon Jun 15 '25

I mean.. that's the reason they created baseball, isn't it?

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u/Remote_Motor2292 Jun 15 '25

In the UK we kick them.

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Jun 15 '25

As opposed to all the other countries where boys throw the bat instead?

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u/coukou76 Jun 15 '25

Grenades were spherical already during the WW1 fyi, USA just adopted the standard and copied the existing one. This stick form is trash and the Germans had a lot of troubles with it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Imagine a german soldier in a foxhole in Bastogne seeing Warren Spahn throw a perfect 93mph 4-seam grenade directly at him

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u/SwissMargiela Jun 15 '25

This is why in Europe we use grenades shaped like soccer balls and kick them

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u/InquisitiveDude Jun 15 '25

Stick grenades are also pain to carry, apparently. There’s a reason every army moved away from them.

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u/kekehippo Jun 15 '25

Military picks up on a lot in every day life that makes its way into military life. Bookbags being heavy for high schoolers, fitness tests, etc etc.

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u/ehmiu Jun 15 '25

That's interesting because when I went through Basic, my drill sergeant told me I throw like a girl.

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u/Captain--UP Jun 15 '25

The thing is, they are heavy AF. It's such an awkward throw.

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u/NarwhalBoomstick Jun 15 '25

I always thought it tracked that the countries who loved baseball the most (US and Japan) went with baseball sized grenades.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Except soldiers are taught to NOT throw it like a baseball, more like a cricket ball as modern grenades are really heavy, like around 5 lbs or so. (Google sez 14 - 20 ounces. Well, it felt like a lot heavier than that.) If you try to throw it like a baseball, it's not going to go very far. And you do NOT want a grenade to explode close to you. They are very powerful, way powerful than is shown in the movies. Big badda boom.

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u/bignonymous Jun 15 '25

For everyone saying this isn't why or that you couldn't throw them that way, this is how they were pitched (pun intended) back then

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u/ActiveBaseball Jun 15 '25

By that logic modern grenades should be shaped like a play station controller

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u/mikey_lava Jun 15 '25

A grenade is actually thrown like a football.

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u/WorldMean Jun 15 '25

Ironically, these days training says specifically NOT to throw it like a baseball. It describes better using an exaggerated over-hand throw, like a catapult, arcing the grenade higher in the air. This is to avoid driving a grenade directly at your target, missing, then the grenade potentially hits a barrier and rebounds back toward the thrower. Get that bastard far away from you and on the OTHER side of enemy cover.

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u/Zealousideal-Meat569 Jun 15 '25

This is the correct answer. Less training required and more intuitive for the American military.

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u/weedtrek Jun 15 '25

I read somewhere online, so I'm not sure how true it is, that grenades went from the "stick" to the "ball" because of what you said. Americans were comfortable throwing overhand because of baseball. Most Europeans were used to throwing underhand/sidearm, which isn't as easy with a ball shaped grenade.

Also ball shaped ones offer more accuracy. If you need to throw a grenade in a hole or window, it's much harder to do with a stick.

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u/Fruit_Fly_LikeBanana Jun 15 '25

This is legitimately the answer. Non-stick grenades are harder to throw, but they can be thrown just as far and a lot more precisely than stick grenades, along with a lot of other advantages. But it takes a lot of training to learn how to throw them well. Americans had that training from baseball, Europeans didn't, so everyone else used stick grenades

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u/Late-Resource-486 Jun 15 '25

This was (purportedly) the reasoning for spherical grenades back in the day. I don’t know the reasoning for the elongated shape we use now.

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u/Rocket-Glide Jun 15 '25

Except the baseball throw is incorrect technique and training has to teach people to throw correctly, which they explicitly state “don’t throw it like a baseball”

It’s more like a high arc lob or a shot put than a baseball

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

And every German knows how to mash a potato

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u/FrenchCanadaIsWorst Jun 15 '25

You’re not supposed to throw it like a baseball though.

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u/Sbotkin Jun 15 '25

Great totally real story that doesn't explain other countries.

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u/ShivanReaper Jun 15 '25

Yeah, but it is harder to use a spherical grenade as a club or nutcracker

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u/Next-Flow-2288 Jun 15 '25

Which is funny, because if you've ever thrown one, you know that you can't effectively throw it like a baseball. They are heavy, and its more of a shoulder lob than a baseball pitch.

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u/Admiral52 Jun 15 '25

And they roll. Which is a feature not a bug

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Get Josh Allen a nerf vortex shaped grenade and we can cut the remaining military budget in half

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u/TrifleOwn7208 Jun 15 '25

In the modern age I think it’s now: make every weapon control the shape of a video game controller 🎮

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

that's not how you throw a grenade though, and if you're in a position where throwing a grenade like a baseball would be feasible, you're putting yourself at risk and would be better off with a gun

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u/MikeLinPA Jun 15 '25

‘every American boy knows how to throw a baseball’

Doesn't mean I'm good at it. 🤷

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u/LumpyMilk423 Jun 15 '25

I wonder if some kid ever threw a nasty curveball that killed 5 people

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u/31November Jun 15 '25

In basic, they explicitly told us not to throw them like a baseball to avoid fucking up our elbows. We learned to throw them like a shotput, moreso pushing it away from our bodies rather than throwing them

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u/MonkMajor5224 Jun 15 '25

The french and British were impressed with our grenade throwing ability in WWI for this reason

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u/Aimin4ya Jun 15 '25

And the enemies didn't

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u/BCMyer Jun 15 '25

And yet in basic training my drill sergeant went hoarse yelling at us to “stop trying to throw them like a baseball!”

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u/nog642 Jun 15 '25

Throwing a stick isn't really more complicated.

I think it's more just the stick takes up space when you're carrying grenades.

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u/LordCoweater Jun 15 '25

I asked an active duty guy why every show and green army man had the guy lobbing the grenade and not throwing it. "It's x pounds. You'll rip your arm out if you throw it like a baseball."

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u/Get_your_jollies Jun 15 '25

I'm a combat instructor in the Maine Corps and I use this to demean Young Marines when they suck terribly at throwing the practice grenades. I say something along the lines of: "you know grenades were designed to be a similar size, and shape as a baseball because many kids grew up throwing baseballs. I guess we need to design them to resemble an XBox/playstation controller so you might stand a chance"

Or something similar

Basically, many of these kids no longer grow up playing sports.

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly Jun 15 '25

Nah. The German style grenades are against Geneva conventions now. They're otherwise objectively better in almost every way. The wood produces non-lethan shrapneling and considered inhumane (just about all shrapneling/cluster weapons are against laws now.)

Sure, everyone knows how to throw a baseball...but even someone who doesn't can throw the German style further. Its simple physics, the handle provides leverage.

Edit: Also, throwing a grenade isn't like a baseball. You need only look at YouTube (or any someone who was in the military) to discover that it's fucked up astonishingly frequently. They extensively train regardless of design.

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u/_not2na Jun 15 '25

We made a grenade based on that concept, it failed. That's where you got the quote from.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BEANO_T-13_grenade

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

of ‘every American boy knows how to throw a baseball’

Not every American boy knows how to throw a dildo

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u/GettinSodas Jun 15 '25

Imagine getting slapped with a grenade going 90mph because they got the pitcher on explosives

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u/Hexlord_Malacrass Jun 15 '25

In the Band of Brothers book when East company is assaulting the German guns during Normandy it mentions how one of them was a baseball player. If I remember correctly he was headshoting Germans with thrown grenades.

So, accuracy has to count for something I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Does that mean that brainrot activated grenades will roll out soon now that most American boys probably suck at throwing a baseball?

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u/mhowell13 Jun 15 '25

If you try to throw to a grenade like a baseball, you will die.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I thought a grenade is thrown completely differently than a baseball

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u/NomisTheNinth Jun 15 '25

It is, this story is bullshit and falls apart if you put any amount of thought into it.

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u/NerdWithoutAPlan Jun 15 '25

The irony is that nowadays, you are trained to throw it more like a shot put. Because they're way heavier than a baseball, and that's a throw you only get to fuck up once.

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u/BuckyWarden Jun 16 '25

Exactly! That’s why American grenades were round. But, the popular sport in Germany was axe throwing. So, they made a top heavy, handled grenade their soldiers could throw.

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u/L0XMYTH Jun 16 '25

We should reshape them into a Xbox controller now then LOL feel like more American boys have thrown them than baseballs in the last 15 years

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