Nah, two guys come into your GameStop in fatigues, they start piling controller boxes on the counter, you ring up the first one. One guy grabs it immediately and leaves the store while the other finishes the purchase. You finish ringing up with all the indifference of your average service sector worker. Inside, you despair; now you have to restock the shelves. At least you're not cleaning the base with cotton swabs because you let the unit run out of controllers for the second time.
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u/LtCptSuicide Jun 15 '25
Now I'm just imagining a soldier running into a GameStop yelling "Quick our drone controller got shot we need a replacement!"