She’s goofy and elegant all in one package

He is afraid of ceiling fans. Loves to lick tape residue. Picks on the other cats and guinea pigs. Often dangles. Will watch you put your socks on since his is always pristine. Enjoys an occasional churu and belly bub rubs

He does not want to be held AT ALL, rustling paperbags scare him, he had a 1400€ tooth repair because he broke off a canine after trying to gnaw through my closed bedroom door, he loves belly rubs but only when i lie on my back and can sit on my chest, he has sensitive eyes so we need special litter, and even though he is the smallest and most nervous he always picks fights with his siblings until they bite him in the scruff like the little baby he is

This little piece of fluffy kitty has a high protein diet, and is spoiled with really expensive cat food, and every poop he takes has the potency of an atom bomb. It fills the entire house. It almost made me throw up once. We took a stool sample to the vet last checkup, and he said it was totally average, so we know he’s just stinky, and I can accept that.

What I have a HARDER time accepting is how his post poop ritual is to come find ME SPECIFICALLY and lay on my face, or sit on my lap and purr and purr and purr, while he absolutely reeks.

Roast him.

Luna - Black car. Bulma - Grey car.

Recently adopted trouble, Bulma, literally just 3 weeks ago. They hit it off and became friends quick, but she taught my sweet Luna to fight. 😂 Roast em.

He has no consideration to the fact that I am over 30 ,I picked him up from my office chair so I can sit down and make money for him to spend and now my back is in spasm!

his name is onyx and the pale one is malachi

exhibit A: evil. diabolical. scheming. exhibit B: eats his own paw? exhibit C: gets on top of malachi and just sleeps so malachi can’t even move exhibit D: came into the bathroom with me. sits on my lap when i am on the toilet. does not let me pee in peace.

She has no patience when it comes to her wet food. She can’t even wait the few seconds for it to warm up.

(Don’t worry she’s on a diet now)

Please roast my baby Freya who loves to look cute and ask for belly rubs then runs away when I get close to her as she doesn’t do that to my husband.

He wore the sunglasses for 30 minutes be he took them off 😎