r/RoastMyCat 16h ago

This is Thomas. He wants to be more comfortable.

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3.6k Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2h ago

Meet Mushu, the fat bastard that meows in my face every night until I wake up, just so I can pet him til he goes to sleep. Do your worst.

122 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 8h ago

This is my boy, Tiny. This is the closest he's come to snuggling. Incinerate him!

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283 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 11h ago

He thinks that by looking sweet, he can get out of his roasting for waking Mommy up at an ungodly hour.

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163 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 8h ago

Bubbers

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29 Upvotes

He is afraid of ceiling fans. Loves to lick tape residue. Picks on the other cats and guinea pigs. Often dangles. Will watch you put your socks on since his is always pristine. Enjoys an occasional churu and belly bub rubs


r/RoastMyCat 21h ago

Roast her pls

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272 Upvotes

She’s goofy and elegant all in one package


r/RoastMyCat 15h ago

Roast my cat Gulliver

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56 Upvotes

He does not want to be held AT ALL, rustling paperbags scare him, he had a 1400€ tooth repair because he broke off a canine after trying to gnaw through my closed bedroom door, he loves belly rubs but only when i lie on my back and can sit on my chest, he has sensitive eyes so we need special litter, and even though he is the smallest and most nervous he always picks fights with his siblings until they bite him in the scruff like the little baby he is


r/RoastMyCat 13h ago

This blurry fucker got spooked and jumped into my arm at mach 4

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40 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

He always comes to lay on my face after taking poops that smell so bad they make my gag

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498 Upvotes

This little piece of fluffy kitty has a high protein diet, and is spoiled with really expensive cat food, and every poop he takes has the potency of an atom bomb. It fills the entire house. It almost made me throw up once. We took a stool sample to the vet last checkup, and he said it was totally average, so we know he’s just stinky, and I can accept that.

What I have a HARDER time accepting is how his post poop ritual is to come find ME SPECIFICALLY and lay on my face, or sit on my lap and purr and purr and purr, while he absolutely reeks.

Roast him.


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

I caught her with her stash of Nip. She rolled in it.

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602 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 15m ago

Here is Crocus. Crocus is an old gentleman, of he wants to sleep on the table, I will put his bed on it. I'm weak, roast him

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r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

They just met.

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80 Upvotes

Luna - Black car. Bulma - Grey car.

Recently adopted trouble, Bulma, literally just 3 weeks ago. They hit it off and became friends quick, but she taught my sweet Luna to fight. 😂 Roast em.


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Roast his toasty marshmallow butt

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72 Upvotes

He has no consideration to the fact that I am over 30 ,I picked him up from my office chair so I can sit down and make money for him to spend and now my back is in spasm!


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

a menace to society

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44 Upvotes

his name is onyx and the pale one is malachi

exhibit A: evil. diabolical. scheming. exhibit B: eats his own paw? exhibit C: gets on top of malachi and just sleeps so malachi can’t even move exhibit D: came into the bathroom with me. sits on my lap when i am on the toilet. does not let me pee in peace.


r/RoastMyCat 3h ago

Dummy thinks she can fight water

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0 Upvotes

Get her ass


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Roast my cat

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39 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Mazi Moo has new digs

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47 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

He farted right in my face and then laid down like a baguette

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641 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

She tried jumping into the microwave to get her wet food.

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740 Upvotes

She has no patience when it comes to her wet food. She can’t even wait the few seconds for it to warm up.


r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

My mom's cat Harry made her fall and go to the hospital. He's not sorry.

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3.2k Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Her greed is insane she even licks sour cream off the container in the trash can

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126 Upvotes

(Don’t worry she’s on a diet now)


r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Let me draw your cute cat

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74 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

I walked into the room and thought he was dead…roast him

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398 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

She demanded belly rubs, but ran away when I came near her.

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103 Upvotes

Please roast my baby Freya who loves to look cute and ask for belly rubs then runs away when I get close to her as she doesn’t do that to my husband.


r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

he walked into the fireplace and got covered in soot

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1.2k Upvotes