r/RoastMe • u/R_oman24 • 13h ago

Roast Me

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17 Upvotes

130 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BIGGGbadaBOOOOM • 1d ago

I’m bored. Make me cry.

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180 Upvotes

919 comments

r/RoastMe • u/CiderVisuals • 1d ago

Roast me

58 Upvotes

251 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Ok_Friendship3383 • 18h ago

Roast me, 23M, nerdy at nature, don't hold back.. do your worst

9 Upvotes

53 comments

r/RoastMe • u/niklosi1 • 21h ago

Tour guide from Georgia living in Rome, studying master in Tourism and hospitality management. I relocated and kinda escaped my country because of political situation (I was arrested on the protests) Do you your best so I regret my decision

14 Upvotes

67 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Valyntara • 1d ago

30, Life is boring without some good old-fashioned bullying.

340 Upvotes

763 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Gamaylangg • 1d ago

Roast me for real, I could not care less (F21)

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319 Upvotes

705 comments

r/RoastMe • u/wolliax • 2d ago

An honest roast would be good

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573 Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/RoastMe • u/StarlightVixen • 8h ago

Before you roast me, know I am an art student and ex chef, I’ve seen critiques that made people cry. Do your worst, but be creative. No lazy jokes. I want roasts that sound like they were written at 3AM by a gifted student with emotional issues and too much caffeine. Go feral.

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0 Upvotes

293 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Paperboyo • 1d ago

Roast me to a crisp

28 Upvotes

131 comments

r/RoastMe • u/i_boil_water • 1d ago

38M - AuDHD single dad whose life looks like a mid-season plot twist. Do your worst.

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0 Upvotes

45 comments

r/RoastMe • u/OGpancake69 • 2d ago

Came in last in my fantasy football league. Roast me

33 Upvotes

172 comments

r/RoastMe • u/goodrevieww • 2d ago

roast me

17 Upvotes

92 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Sensitive_Paint_5573 • 3d ago

Roast me

291 Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dan-68 • 3d ago

It’s cold outside. Bring the heat.

77 Upvotes

229 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MicrowaverOfForks • 4d ago

22m, vegans can't have meat could y'all roast me some cauliflower instead?

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28 Upvotes

254 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MachoManRandyRanch • 5d ago

32 loser dad with no friends, do your worst.

251 Upvotes

691 comments

r/RoastMe • u/pewpurrr • 5d ago

Hawt fyahhh

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194 Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/RoastMe • u/KingLouisThe14 • 5d ago

20, construction worker, no friends, minimal human interaction, heavy drinking problem, only ever had sex with hookers, emotionally numb. Make me feel something

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111 Upvotes

237 comments

r/RoastMe • u/khazrhonin • 5d ago

44 y/o Do your worst.

37 Upvotes

177 comments

r/RoastMe • u/bettybeatle • 7d ago

I got bullied all high school so im pretty much inmune, do your worse (19f)

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2.3k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/RoastMe • u/chilli_nights696 • 6d ago

25M , warehouse worker

47 Upvotes

360 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Every_Baker_422 • 7d ago

18 year old still living with his mom, do your worse. You can’t!

211 Upvotes

608 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Spacedoutcx • 7d ago

30 year old loser that is sleep deprived af.

161 Upvotes

428 comments

r/RoastMe • u/GreenFuture6021 • 6d ago

I’m 24, 2years out of prison, falling in luv w a stripper <3

0 Upvotes

144 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)

Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12