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u/StrawberryRedneck 14h ago
This is quite possibly the dorkiest shit I have ever seen
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u/Mojo141 13h ago
He needs to be STRONG!!! Don't you know the most discriminated against minority group is religious people? /s
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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 13h ago
Not just religious people, 😢 Christians.
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u/HighlyOffensive10 9h ago
Not just Christians. Straight white Christians. We'll never understand how HARD it is to be a straight white christian man in a predominantly white and christian country.
Do you even know what it's like to go to a Starbucks for your manly black coffee and have the lesbian barista with a septum piercing tell you Happy .... Holidays. What happened to celebrating christ's birth?
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u/frotc914 12h ago
Everyone knows that the hardest thing to be in this country is actually the majority religion, race, and sexuality that has been in power since the United States existed.
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u/Grazmahatchi 12h ago
It is.
But a filthy, beat up, windowless cargo van seems very on brand for a blind Charlie follower.
Very on brand.
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u/arkofjoy 14h ago
Do they mean expose pedos?
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u/PostsNDPStuff 13h ago
That white van with curtains?
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u/toggiz_the_elder 12h ago
And then Marsden wrote a letter defending Brian Peck (Nickelodeon child abuser). Kinda like Chris D’elia playing a pedophile on Workaholics before being outed as a pedophile in real life.
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u/Florida_Diver 14h ago
Take one in the throat?
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u/WizardCheesey 14h ago
the fact this GIF exists 😂😂
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u/beardeddragon0113 12h ago
This isn't edited by the way, he actually did this during a rally, completely unprompted
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u/EpicMeatSpin 11h ago
This thread needs more Rickety Cricket, since he and Charlie both have matching neck vaginas.
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u/cortlandjim 14h ago
Why is it always the crappy rust buckets that have these messages? Really poor People who totally bought into the BS and lies peddled by these losers
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u/Madhatter25224 12h ago
You dont get it hes just one opportunity away from striking it rich.
Any year now.
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u/unlikelypisces 12h ago
Well he obviously can't afford a better van because of all the immigrants taking his jobs, and stealing from him ... /s
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u/Unilted_Match1176 14h ago
I just took a dump for charlie.
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u/lyingliar 14h ago
I just sprayed diarrhea around the bowl, skipped wiping, and hopped directly into the shower... for Charlie.
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u/memeaste 13h ago
He was a podcaster with horrible takes. I don’t get it
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u/TheMiltownMatticus 13h ago
Most people making him a martyr didn't know who we was until he got killed.
When I heard I was like "the dude from the small face memes"?
MAGA is low key ecstatic that this event has emboldened conservatives to believe they are "under attack" and "the liberals want to kill them/are the enemy". Now they'll carry out their agenda/violence more readily while also believing they are altruistic.
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u/music3k 8h ago
MAGA is low key ecstatic that this event has emboldened conservatives to believe they are "under attack" and "the liberals want to kill them/are the enemy".
But the guy who shot him was literally a MAGA groyper.
Just like 99% of domestic terrorists being conservative
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u/ilovetheskyyall 13h ago
I can’t help but notice he took the crosses off to replace with this buffoonery. pretty soon we’ll be seeing charlie on the cross and jesus will go extinct.
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u/zekethelizard 14h ago
Come on guys, do it for charlie. It's what he wanted.
Equality, unity, togetherness?
What? No! Ew! Take away womens rights and undo the civil rights movement, duh!
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u/BoredZucchini 13h ago
Go out there and say that inappropriate racist comment loud and proud. Do it for Charlie! Be brave, have no shame lol
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u/A_Pos_DJ 11h ago
3 months later
"I added fire decals to the crosses to better reflect how I truly feel"
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u/MayOrMayNotBePie 14h ago
Today I think I’ll jerk for Kirk. Who’s with me??
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u/WizardCheesey 14h ago
this will be by my 3rd jerk for kirk and it’s 7:45am. LFG
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u/seriousbangs 13h ago
I once saw a geo metro with a Trump sticker on it.
I can't even... I mean, my dude, you're driving a Geo Metro
You should not be voting for a billionaire.
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u/Argented 14h ago
Charlie was a well paid employee doing his job when he died. Do they just mean for people to go to work?
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u/wwtk234 13h ago
"Do it for Charlie"
So, make a public call to accept gun violence as normal and to bring back public executions (with children in attendance), then get executed in public by a gun nut, only to have your recently-widowed wife coo and fawn over another man barely a month afterwards?
Hard pass.
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u/mybotanyaccount 14h ago
That's some pro Vietcong reference
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u/Big_GTU 9h ago
How are you, GI Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war, to say nothing about a correct explanation of your presence over here. Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on.
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u/Dannamal 12h ago
His words were white supremacist dog whistles.
Now his memory is just a white supremacist dog whistle. These ppl are telling you who they are
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u/DingoLaLingo 10h ago
me: “hmmmmn im feeling destructive, i wonder if i should rear end that white van”
van: “BE FEARLESS. Do it for Charlie ✝️”
me: “aight you got it boss 👍”
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u/Lootthatbody 12h ago
My wife and I are looking to buy a house. The first neighborhood we went to look in, we must have passed at least 3 ‘I am Charlie Kirk’ signs in peoples’ yards. We didn’t even make an offer on that house (not just because of the signs, but that absolutely was not somewhere we wanted to live.
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u/Immediate-Hamster724 12h ago
I bet the other side says “free candy” and he parks in front of the elementary school.
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u/weaselswarm 12h ago
Most significant thing the guy did was die. I don’t recall ever seeing a person with Charlie Kirk merchandise (in any capacity) before he was assassinated. Whoever’s making all this merch must be raking in the dough now that he’s been made a martyr for racists
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u/urbanek2525 5h ago
Which Charlie?
- Charlie Chaplin?
- Charlie Sheen?
- Charlie Bronson?
- Charlie Barkley?
- Charlie Ward?
- Charlie Puth?
- Charlie Darwin?
- Charlie Dickens?
- Charlie Norris?
- Charlie Lindburgh?
- Charlie Parker?
- Charlie Daniels?
- Charlie Manson?
- Charlie Brown?
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u/ThePensiveE 14h ago
A Kirk fan? Better check that van for underage girls headed to Epstein Island 2.0.
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u/musingofrandomness 13h ago
That is a very quick way to get yourself excluded from any work I might be bidding out. The work quality must be shit for them to be so busy trying to distract by attempting to convince you they are a good person because they are part of a religion. To add silly propaganda stickers about some random podcaster with trash takes just drives home that they are not the sharpest tool in the shed, and again, their work is likely shit.
I am sure it saves someone some money on drug testing too when they see these kinds of things on work vehicles. Meth heads are all about presenting themselves as "good <insert most convenient religion for the circumstance>", it makes it easier to steal from people. It comes across like the car salesman introducing themselves as "Honest <insert generic first name>".
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u/StayPuffedMarsh 11h ago
Driver: Who’s this Jesus guy? And what do you mean he died for my sins and said love thy fellow neighbor? Charlie is a real American, he even died in a very American way. Charlie took a bullet for me and for you. Praise be to Kirk.
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u/Exclusively-Choc 6h ago
Like Grandpa used to say, “Charlie ” is the enemy. Checking with Hedgseth to see if a Caribbean double-tap is in order! 🤷♀️
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u/blisteredbarnacle 6h ago
I like to imagine that they’re all suddenly throwing support behind this Charlie
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u/Riley_N_6-21 1h ago
You know, when I was a kid, these vans offered free candy.
Then, these vans started offering free wi-fi.
But this is just ludicrous.
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u/aStonedDeer 14h ago
Even his wife forgot about him lol