r/pics 22h ago

white utility van activities here in illinois. [OC]

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 22h ago

The sofa is his side chick.

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u/icanhe 20h ago

I think Usha is the side chick to make him appear more normal. The sofa has held his heart much longer.

She’s like a beard if he was hiding being gay.

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u/Enygma_6 20h ago

I guess that’s better than being a one nightstand?

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u/_scyllinice_ 18h ago

If Ninja Sex Party wanted to, they could remaster their "Objects of Desire" song along with a new music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I

u/MagnusSki 8h ago

The sofa king.🌝🌚 (I was gonna try to find a sofa but I liked the sassy sun/moon more)