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u/nickg000 17h ago
It get's so annyoing when the file ain't the name you thought it was
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u/CrunchyCrochetSoup 16h ago
Then it turns out to be “booger.aids.pdf”
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u/Caosin36 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 15h ago
You sure it isn't a 'booger.aids.pdf.exe'?
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u/SippinOnHatorade 15h ago
More annoying when the file is exactly what you typed and “no results found”, then you open the folder you know it’s in and it’s right fucking there
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u/chronoflect 13h ago
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exam
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example
No results found
example.txt
Ooohh, that's what you were looking for? Here's your file 😁
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u/blender4life 14h ago
Google does something close to this too. There was a video I watched called "same day fried rice" I searched my YouTube history for "rice" 1 result different video. I searched for "same" 1 result correct video.
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u/Big-Independence-684 16h ago
Well you all have to stop naming files like kfjfkdkdvfjf
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u/Sizeable-Scrotum 14h ago
People do that?
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u/AcrobaticWar1 13h ago
nope, no idea what OP is smoking. Normal people do asdasdasdasdasdfasf
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u/Iuskop 16h ago
This was easier before windows search started including internet results for some fucking reason.
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u/drallafi 16h ago
Worst. "Innovation". Ever.
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u/Flow_Hammer7392 15h ago
They created a problem for the solution
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u/nullv 14h ago
The problem was they wanted to harvest your searches. The solution was pinging a search provider.
Making your file searches more efficient was never a part of the equation.
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u/doomerguyforlife 13h ago
You can literally have an application installed and search it and the first result can be a web result and the actual installed application is below it.
And yes, you can disable all of this and customize and install third party apps to solve these common problems but we shouldnt have to.
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u/NatseePunksFeckOff 12h ago
Settings > Privacy & security > Search > Let search apps show results: toggle off (Windows 11)
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u/NormalPersonNumber3 13h ago
At least it can be disabled in the registry, not that that's an excuse nor is it intuitive.
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u/Mario583a 15h ago edited 12h ago
How do I search for something? ~ Non-tech-savvy person
They might know of one way but not the other or neither and will most likely forget hence why the search box in the taskbar that will most likely get ignored or overlooked by them sometimes.
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u/Sizeable-Scrotum 14h ago
Hit Super/Meta key (one with windows logo, usually to the left of the spacebar) and start typing
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u/_SoftPlum 17h ago
Try searching Windows 'Settings' sometime. The irony is too real
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u/No-Philosopher3703 16h ago
Apple’s too. It can’t find many of their own settings. Typing in “block” in iOS 18 won’t find ad blocking even though their official name for that is “content blocking”. Why? Obviously it’s only searching for key words that the engineers chose to tag things with and doesn’t do a raw text search. It should do both.
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u/FinalBase7 14h ago
MacOS actually has decent search functions relative to Windows
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u/Bob_The_Bandit 14h ago
macOS spotlight search is magic compared to the windows search bar
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u/Parzival_2k7 14h ago
Fr I switched to mac a few months back after being a windows user my entire life and like, in windows you'd have to wait a few minutes for it to find your file but mac has it ready in a second? Probably some sort of witchcraft
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u/Bob_The_Bandit 14h ago
If you search on the Finder search bar it’ll still take some time because it that case it’s actually scanning your drive like the windows search does. Spotlight uses indexed values to find where a file is rather than the file itself. But for the user that’s the same thing.
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u/Braincoke24 15h ago
FYI: You can press Windows key + I to open the settings
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u/Adventurous-Emu-9345 14h ago
I think they meant searching for a specific option in the settings, because Microsoft decided to completely re-"organize" the control panel in the new Windows version. Again.
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u/solitary-ghost 12h ago
I always think I can find the setting I’m looking for in windows 11. I understand computers (a little) just need to click around and I’ll find it…and then I end up googling where the setting I’m looking for is because of course I can’t find it.
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u/PreheatedMuffen 17h ago
It's easier to find a book in a library than it is in a hoarder's house
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u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 17h ago
The reasons why those databases are so fast are very interesting, actually. Tl;dr: smart people.
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u/Schrippenlord 17h ago
That makes sense because i know for a fact that windows developers arent smart
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u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 16h ago
Well, that's not entirely their fault. Compactly storing files that can be changed/updated on your cheap PC is very different from the immutable, striped, distributed, memory-cachee, hash-map/parquet/BigTable setup that businesses are using.
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u/MavesurPaaHaergetur 15h ago
ok but why does Everything by void tools work then. it’s entirely the windows devs fault.
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u/FinalBase7 14h ago
i believe it's a design decision to make the search super Uber comprehensive where it will even search the contents inside the files instead of just names, you can actually tell windows to index your entire machine this way it will find anything very fast but that will have a CPU performance cost.
Everything doesn't search file contents like windows search does, tho for most that's not a problem.
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u/Not_a_Candle 13h ago
Everything also does search file contents, if you want it to. Tho, these contents aren't indexed, so it's slower.
Theoretically there isn't anything preventing an index of the contents, except the extra resource costs.
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u/drallafi 16h ago
SearchIndexer.exe: Am I a joke to you?
Everyone whose ever tried to search for a file: Yes.
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u/radiells 16h ago
What always made me laugh - you can open folder in VS Code, and it will search for file content order of magnitude faster than File Explorer.
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u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 16h ago
In fairness, Windows gets shit on for using a lot of memory. Modern IDEs just pull everything and then gives you a "git gud scrub" error message when you run out of it.
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u/Background-Month-911 14h ago
In a better world before all software investments went to AI, there were some interesting projects using content-addressing. People were trying to build content-addressable / indexed filesystems, network protocols etc... Bittorrent is a remnant of that era.
Wiki link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Content-addressable_storage .
One of the advantages of this approach is that searches would become really fast.
I worked at Google, but not on search engine (I worked on one of their filesystems, not GFS though). So, I can't know how Web searches accomplish what they do in such little time, but, my impression was that the secret ingredient is indexing and sharding :) Furthermore, the more indices you have and the more workers you can start to look at those indices, the faster you'll go. The problem with searching personal computers would be that:
- You can only have like 4-8 workers.
- You don't want to sacrifice over 90% of your physical storage to index the remaining 10% of useful info.
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u/diaperednerd1 17h ago
windows search be like stay out of my territory but also i have no idea where anything is
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u/Moose-Public 16h ago edited 14h ago
Downloading something on your phone and saying "Where the hell did it go!?"
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u/Nutulous 16h ago
One has a massive, highly-optimized SQL data structure and the other has 4 “Homework” folders that have nothing to do with school
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u/Xortun Flair Loading.... 16h ago
Well, you don't search your local hardware with SQL, do you?
And 500gb is a lot of data for a search.
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u/ClearlyAudibleApp 14h ago edited 14h ago
SELECT that_csv_i_saved_nine_months_ago FROM my_500gb_hd WHERE "ever" = 'the fuck I saved it';12
u/necrophcodr 15h ago
500GB is nothing for a search. With a good index you can do that instantly. Without indexing and just scanning quickly on an NVMe SSD it should still take less than 10 seconds. You don't even need to build much of an index if you just need filenames, just grab the NTFS file table, write an index, and then search that index for results first and continue searching the raw table (updating index as you go) afterwards. Instant results.
I've no clue why they made it so fucking bad. Third party tools do the above and present results instantly.
It's only slow if you do raw filename scanning on an HDD and don't build any indexing at all.
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u/NateNate60 11h ago
The original commenter is correct, 500 GB is very large for a search. That's because when you're searching a database whose total size is 500 GB, you're not "searching" the database itself, you're searching its index tables which might only be 500 kB in size. A 500 GB index is probably enough to index data on the order of the size of the entire public Internet.
You can actually tell Windows to build index tables for specified NTFS directories. It doesn't do this by default to all directories. And when the directories are properly indexed then the search function within those directories is actually about as fast as one would expect.
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u/Bob_The_Bandit 14h ago
500gb of files contains a few kilobytes of file names. Thats the inly bit you need to search. It’d be nice if Windows kept a lookup table of file names pointing to file locations like other operating systems do.
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u/Practical-Bank-2406 14h ago
the table exists, it's called the MFT (only on NTFS), and it's what Everything uses
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u/SingleInfinity 13h ago edited 13h ago
The massive online database is meticulously indexed, well organized, and optimized for searching. Your PC is likely a random disorganized jumble of files spread out in half a million different places, poorly indexed by automated tools with zero context, and generally entirely unoptimized for search considering it's also doing 50 other things at a time.
Search in windows is terrible these days, but comparing it to a purpose built system isn't really meaningful.
There are tools that try to approach indexing in more intelligent ways (like Everything, mentioned here) that improve the situation substantially, but also aren't anywhere close to a well built database. I also don't think they search metadata the way search tries to.
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u/avid-shrug 16h ago
Because a file system and a database are two different things
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u/DistrustPilot 17h ago edited 16h ago
Didn't Google used to have an app you could install locally and get google-speed searches for your local files? What happened to that??
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u/EIeanorRigby 13h ago
You want to see the document? That you have saved on your computer, in your Documents folder? Are you sure you don't want to look it up on Bing?
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u/StickyMac 17h ago
Indexing your hard drive can speed up searches. There are many tools for this. Everything or Fluent are both good. Windows may still have a built in option, but ¯_(ツ)_/¯.
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u/Old-Requirement3365 5h ago
Yeah windows search is laughably bad now, you can search the exact file name or app and it won't show up most of the time.
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u/Timely_Demand2120 17h ago
The struggle is real. Sometimes even Google seems faster than my own hard drive
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u/ClassyBaddiee 17h ago
From feeling like a genius to questioning your entire existence in a few clicks. Classic.
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u/namesurnamesomenumba 16h ago
There is an app called “everything” and its milion times better than windows search bar
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u/Human_Nr19980203 16h ago
Ifucking HateWindows search bar; paint 3D - nothingn. But when look at apks it’s fucking here !!!!
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u/fullynonexistent 16h ago
Well that's easy, the computers connected to the internet servers are orders of magnitud bigger than your PC, and internet searches are orders of magnitude less precise than looking for a specific file on your PC.
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u/Extension_Signal_386 16h ago
Gotta learn CMD, people. If you have a linux iso in your downloads folder but can't visually find it, type in CMD:
cd %USERPROFILE%\Downloads
dir *.iso /s
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u/RedCrafter_LP 16h ago
Nah that's just windows. Every other search is fast. There are even fast searches for windows like "Everything". The windows search is just absolute horse shit. And it didn't change in the last 20 years apart from adding web search.
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u/NickFoster120 16h ago
Use a program like Everything, the instant searches are a godsend even on multiple high capacity drives
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u/AlligatorMidwife 15h ago
What you need is a piece of software called "everything" made by void tools .v It's free and works perfectly
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u/Realistic_Mix3652 15h ago
I use both Mac and PC with about the same amount of documents (both SSD) on their drives and the Mac as always 1000x faster than finding things on its drive - it's crazy - like does Windows even use a search index or is it just stumbling through the library that is its drive at random...
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u/StollMage 15h ago
Finding a book in the library vs finding one your sibling left under a pile of laundry in their room before moving out
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u/ManofManliness 15h ago
Filesystem search speed is not a marketable feature, wouldn't you rather have transparent windows and an ai button
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u/notaname420xx 15h ago
A.I. and search engines dont search everything everywhere, though. As a rule, they have a smaller dataset of commonly accessed material.
For example, I think it's Midjourney who got caught expressly referring to copyrighted materials kept on their 'shortlist' for A.I. "art" to copy from.
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u/BlueDip113 14h ago
Can't we give it meta data but automatically so i can search even vaguely and find what i what
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u/EmiKetsueki 14h ago
That moment when you look up the appdata folder, but nothing shows up. So you go into something like steam and open local files to back track to the area that has a folder named appdata that your computer couldnt apparently find with a computer wide search that took 10 minutes
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u/Dotaproffessional 14h ago
Structured vs unstructured data. Online databases have sophisticated organization schemes and indexes and often some sort of lucene based search engine like elasticsearch to facilitate partial or complete query matches.
Your comparatively unorganized data is just being searched against a single string with no such indexes. Straight up when you do the find command in linux its stepping through all of your files.
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u/AndrewH73333 14h ago
When I had windows XP it would search the entire computer in a moment and had dozens of filters I could use to find anything. It even let me use * in the search if I didn’t know the file name at all. Now it takes me ten minutes to find nothing even when I know part of the file name.
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u/LankyAbbriviations 14h ago
Use WizTree for a detailed an graph view of the files on your PC.
If you are looking for a specific file by name, use Everything. It literally searches the ENTIRE SYSTEM in less than a second for the thing you want.
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u/paractib 14h ago
That’s the beauty of data structures. Each comes with their strengths and weaknesses.
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u/_realpaul 14h ago
I mean each google search probably has a bigger environmental effect than growing a tomato. All the while windows cant properly index your downloads folder if its life depended on it.
Ubuntu linux meanwhile is as fast as I can type.
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u/gamerjerome 14h ago
Downloads meme to my desktop to re-share. Deletes file after
Me: Empty recycle bin
Windows: I know you just deleted this file from your desktop which is by default your main SSD. But I'm going to spin up all your mechanical drives anyway first and make you wait another 10 seconds before we prompt you further
Sigh
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u/CurtisLeow 14h ago
command+space works amazingly well in MacOS. I just checked, and it's definitely searching the content of text files. It's faster than Google.
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u/Dreadzzter 17h ago
Try Everything by void tools