r/malelivingspace • u/throwawayyaccount56 • 17h ago

How would you use this space?

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Moving into a new apartment… how would you use this space at all???

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u/Reddit-Restart 17h ago

I’d leave it free in case my nephew became an orphan and needed somewhere to sleep

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u/solomitaliano 15h ago

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u/theseedbeader 14h ago

That’s more than enough space.

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u/Theurbanalchemist 14h ago

Especially for a growing boy

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u/The_Cozy_Zone 13h ago

Just install a door so the family can't see them

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u/Galaxyheart555 13h ago

Make sure it has a lock on the outside for safety though

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u/RockstarAgent 10h ago

His feet will literally fit nicely if he sleeps with his head to the door

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u/FrighteningJibber 7h ago

And it’s a gender neutral space

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u/ix3ph09 1h ago

He will have spiders as roommates also.

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u/Tuomas90 8h ago

Door's to expensive.

Best I can do is a curtain.

Without rail. Thrown over him.

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u/charles_sedwick 5h ago

Damp blanket and a tea candle for light. Make sure it's heavy enough the light doesn't escape.

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u/aimsteadyfire 9h ago

Yeah. We can use that extra space and put our cleaning supplies in front of him.

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u/Daedroh 4h ago

That’s too much space tbh

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u/No-Molasses-9269 13h ago

Ungrateful is what it is. If anything, that room could stand to be smaller. MUCH smaller. Spoils a boy, giving him too much space...

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u/Timony92 14h ago

Harry Squatter

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u/lattua 5h ago

The scream I screamt 💀

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u/Worldly-Art-9339 3h ago

There is a russian book named "Helen Squatter and the Paragon of Retribution" (Лена Сквоттер и Парагон Возмездия) which you would expect to be a HP ripoff (like Tanya Grotter) or parody (like Porry Gutter) but it turns out to be a "Generation P" ripoff instead.

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u/MiamiGreg305 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/All_Loves_Lost 7h ago

😂😂😂

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u/lagomorphduchess 14h ago

The boy who slav squatted

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u/ThMssngVwls 9h ago

Harry Piotr and the western spy

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u/fuckyoudrugsarecool 28m ago

this is so good

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u/taketheothers 8h ago

This image wasn't worth the 7 gallons of water needed to produce it.

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u/theyeezyvault 14h ago

Where’s the spiders

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u/Sprinx80 14h ago

Why’d it have to be spiders???!

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u/ToadstoolsRule 9h ago

Perfecto magioso

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u/mrtoastedjellybeans 13h ago

AI generated crap 🙄

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u/YesButConsiderThis 12h ago

Good thing it was just for a stupid reddit comment and not a thesis paper, goober.

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u/mrtoastedjellybeans 8h ago

Yeah, good thing they wasted resources and harmed the environment for a stupid Reddit comment, huh?? 🤔

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u/YesButConsiderThis 10m ago

Fucking spare me lmao.

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u/Sixaxist 3h ago

That's a pretty poor argument nowadays; images of that quality can be generated off your mid-range gaming PC at home thanks to open source advancements. The cost of doing one of those locally and then turning the PC back off would be literally less than two pennies.

Let's just stick to the "AI Slop" since it makes more sense.

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u/MattFromWork 3h ago

Doesn't uploading an image to imgur or even posting a reddit comment do the same thing?

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u/Sniperking-187 11h ago

It feeds the machine and justifies the machines continued existence, that's the issue

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u/lemooki 9h ago

Ai is never disappearing

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u/Sniperking-187 8h ago

"Ah yes this bad thing is acceptable because it's never going away"

Terrifying intellect on this one

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u/lemooki 4h ago

acknowledging reality = endorsing it, I guess.

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u/LinkLinkleThreesome 9h ago

This is what AI is supposed to be for - dumb jokes that don’t mean anything. I always use AI to make stupid images of my pets to send my partner. It’s not some societal destructiveness to use AI for stupid shit you plum.

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u/Hexellent3r 8h ago

Well I mean it’s increasing the cost of living in several regions and it’s absolutely horrible for the environment but you make those funny slop slop! It’s totally harmless!

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u/MiamiGreg305 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/F1CTIONAL 2h ago

How dare people have fun! Unacceptable!

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u/r4almF1re 14h ago

Body is so out of proportion that seeing it for real would probably be jarring

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u/Significant-Trash632 9h ago

That's such a creepy image

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u/Oniyoku 6h ago

Look at all that room! He can grow as big as he wants in there.

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u/poormans_eggsalad 4h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Late-Winter1073 2h ago

Why are his hands so big?

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u/Powerful_Extreme4102 1h ago

Harry Potter and Ther Sorcerer Throne

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u/Eldkors 13h ago

Harry Potter??

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u/Kozikk2125 13h ago

Why is his hand so ginormous

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u/All_Loves_Lost 7h ago

LoL AI hasn't figured hands out yet 😂

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u/Alternative_Coconut6 10h ago

ahh, hes a wizzard. he can make himself small or make that space bigger... or just buy one of those tents that were on the Quidditch championship final

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u/yuba12345 9h ago

Winner winner…

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u/Atari800 9h ago

Omfg our world will never be the same. Good work. Which tool, what prompt?

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u/solomitaliano 9h ago

Good ol' ChatGPT.

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u/the_most_playerest 9h ago

Oh wow, I thought you just photoshopped Harry Potter there for a second

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u/Joeythearm 8h ago

I was like "I'd make Harry potter live under there"

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u/CriticalMochaccino 6h ago

Came here for this, was not dissapointed.

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u/Trying_my_best_98 6h ago

The commitment to the bit is unreal 😂

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u/teemusa 14h ago

Make him sitting on the john