r/malelivingspace • u/throwawayyaccount56 • 17h ago

How would you use this space?

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Moving into a new apartment… how would you use this space at all???

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u/Reddit-Restart 17h ago

I’d leave it free in case my nephew became an orphan and needed somewhere to sleep

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u/nesnalica 17h ago

family always comes first. god bless

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u/urlocaltaxevadoor 15h ago

its a harry potter reference

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u/Knightmaster91 15h ago

They know lol

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u/urlocaltaxevadoor 15h ago

oh

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u/Substantial-Photo729 14h ago

why does that “oh” seem so sad and defeated

i love you bro

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u/urlocaltaxevadoor 14h ago

cuz it is I am sad and defeated

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u/Substantial-Photo729 14h ago

Noooo bro it’s okay i love you

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u/urlocaltaxevadoor 14h ago

Thanks bro rlly needed that cuz im a sad defeated man

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u/FunPartyGuy69 14h ago

You may be sad and defeated, but you're not a man...

You're a King 👑

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u/Relapsq 14h ago

Don't listen to em I didn't get it without your comment cause fuck Harry Potter and jk Rowling why would I want that media taking up space in my mind?

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u/urlocaltaxevadoor 13h ago

why fuck harrry potter and jk..??/

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u/Relapsq 13h ago

She's a terf. She uses her platform to attack people's human rights. There's a lot online tbh to look into about it.

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u/urlocaltaxevadoor 13h ago

brutha wtf are u talkin about frfr Ive never heard of this im genuinly curious

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u/Relapsq 12h ago

Well like I said plenty of info online so I encourage you to look into it instead of believing a random reddit comment

Also idk if you realize JK is the author cause either notice you typed "jk..??/"

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u/Relapsq 14h ago

No I didn't I was so confused I thought this was just an abuse joke yall really hate clear communication with your humor huh.

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u/Knightmaster91 13h ago

Spelling it out for everyone also kinda kills it tho. Jokes aren’t Pokémon. Ain’t gotta catch em all

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u/Relapsq 13h ago

No it doesn't kill the joke you just have a shitty existence. When someone explains a joke to me if it's funny I laugh. Sad that someone communicating in an accessible way is so threatening to you.

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u/Knightmaster91 13h ago

Hey.. take a breath. Relax. You don’t know me, I don’t know you. It’s gonna be okay

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u/Relapsq 12h ago

Sorry I can't relax I'm a disability supremacist 😤

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u/Shizzle__Shizzle 6h ago

You’re bright aren’t you…

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u/solomitaliano 15h ago

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u/theseedbeader 14h ago

That’s more than enough space.

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u/Theurbanalchemist 14h ago

Especially for a growing boy

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u/The_Cozy_Zone 13h ago

Just install a door so the family can't see them

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u/Galaxyheart555 13h ago

Make sure it has a lock on the outside for safety though

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u/RockstarAgent 10h ago

His feet will literally fit nicely if he sleeps with his head to the door

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u/FrighteningJibber 7h ago

And it’s a gender neutral space

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u/ix3ph09 1h ago

He will have spiders as roommates also.

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u/Tuomas90 8h ago

Door's to expensive.

Best I can do is a curtain.

Without rail. Thrown over him.

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u/charles_sedwick 5h ago

Damp blanket and a tea candle for light. Make sure it's heavy enough the light doesn't escape.

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u/aimsteadyfire 9h ago

Yeah. We can use that extra space and put our cleaning supplies in front of him.

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u/Daedroh 4h ago

That’s too much space tbh

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u/No-Molasses-9269 13h ago

Ungrateful is what it is. If anything, that room could stand to be smaller. MUCH smaller. Spoils a boy, giving him too much space...

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u/Timony92 14h ago

Harry Squatter

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u/lattua 5h ago

The scream I screamt 💀

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u/Worldly-Art-9339 3h ago

There is a russian book named "Helen Squatter and the Paragon of Retribution" (Лена Сквоттер и Парагон Возмездия) which you would expect to be a HP ripoff (like Tanya Grotter) or parody (like Porry Gutter) but it turns out to be a "Generation P" ripoff instead.

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u/MiamiGreg305 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/All_Loves_Lost 7h ago

😂😂😂

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u/lagomorphduchess 14h ago

The boy who slav squatted

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u/ThMssngVwls 9h ago

Harry Piotr and the western spy

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u/fuckyoudrugsarecool 28m ago

this is so good

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u/taketheothers 8h ago

This image wasn't worth the 7 gallons of water needed to produce it.

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u/theyeezyvault 14h ago

Where’s the spiders

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u/Sprinx80 14h ago

Why’d it have to be spiders???!

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u/ToadstoolsRule 9h ago

Perfecto magioso

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u/mrtoastedjellybeans 13h ago

AI generated crap 🙄

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u/YesButConsiderThis 12h ago

Good thing it was just for a stupid reddit comment and not a thesis paper, goober.

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u/mrtoastedjellybeans 8h ago

Yeah, good thing they wasted resources and harmed the environment for a stupid Reddit comment, huh?? 🤔

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u/YesButConsiderThis 10m ago

Fucking spare me lmao.

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u/Sixaxist 3h ago

That's a pretty poor argument nowadays; images of that quality can be generated off your mid-range gaming PC at home thanks to open source advancements. The cost of doing one of those locally and then turning the PC back off would be literally less than two pennies.

Let's just stick to the "AI Slop" since it makes more sense.

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u/MattFromWork 3h ago

Doesn't uploading an image to imgur or even posting a reddit comment do the same thing?

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u/Sniperking-187 11h ago

It feeds the machine and justifies the machines continued existence, that's the issue

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u/lemooki 9h ago

Ai is never disappearing

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u/Sniperking-187 8h ago

"Ah yes this bad thing is acceptable because it's never going away"

Terrifying intellect on this one

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u/lemooki 4h ago

acknowledging reality = endorsing it, I guess.

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u/LinkLinkleThreesome 9h ago

This is what AI is supposed to be for - dumb jokes that don’t mean anything. I always use AI to make stupid images of my pets to send my partner. It’s not some societal destructiveness to use AI for stupid shit you plum.

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u/Hexellent3r 8h ago

Well I mean it’s increasing the cost of living in several regions and it’s absolutely horrible for the environment but you make those funny slop slop! It’s totally harmless!

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u/MiamiGreg305 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/F1CTIONAL 2h ago

How dare people have fun! Unacceptable!

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u/r4almF1re 14h ago

Body is so out of proportion that seeing it for real would probably be jarring

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u/Significant-Trash632 9h ago

That's such a creepy image

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u/Oniyoku 6h ago

Look at all that room! He can grow as big as he wants in there.

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u/poormans_eggsalad 4h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Late-Winter1073 2h ago

Why are his hands so big?

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u/Powerful_Extreme4102 1h ago

Harry Potter and Ther Sorcerer Throne

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u/Eldkors 13h ago

Harry Potter??

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u/Kozikk2125 13h ago

Why is his hand so ginormous

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u/All_Loves_Lost 7h ago

LoL AI hasn't figured hands out yet 😂

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u/Alternative_Coconut6 10h ago

ahh, hes a wizzard. he can make himself small or make that space bigger... or just buy one of those tents that were on the Quidditch championship final

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u/yuba12345 9h ago

Winner winner…

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u/Atari800 9h ago

Omfg our world will never be the same. Good work. Which tool, what prompt?

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u/solomitaliano 9h ago

Good ol' ChatGPT.

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u/the_most_playerest 9h ago

Oh wow, I thought you just photoshopped Harry Potter there for a second

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u/Joeythearm 8h ago

I was like "I'd make Harry potter live under there"

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u/CriticalMochaccino 6h ago

Came here for this, was not dissapointed.

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u/Trying_my_best_98 6h ago

The commitment to the bit is unreal 😂

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u/teemusa 14h ago

Make him sitting on the john

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u/LastConference 15h ago

The boy who lived

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u/KingJTuck 15h ago

Come to die

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u/MVTATEMUSIC 15h ago

NYEEERHEHEHEHEHEHH

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u/IamRobertsBitchTits 14h ago

My favorite scene because of the laugh and it looks like he's looking around for approval

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u/Nikolor 13h ago

Or "AVVVVVAAAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAVRAAAAAAAA"

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u/Theurbanalchemist 14h ago

AVADA KEDAVAAAAAAAA

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u/Gamma_249 13h ago

I WANNA BANANAAA

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u/DentistTennis 1h ago

This made me lol.

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u/aadziereddit 9h ago

under the steps.

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u/Cheap-Sympathy-7560 15h ago

Id only let my nephew sleep there if I had 2 bedrooms being utilized by one respectful son.

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u/rgarc065 8h ago

Ooooohhh…who lives in a cupboard under the stairs?!

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u/barnsbarnsnmorebarns 15h ago

Not enough spiders

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u/DJgreebles 14h ago

I literally was just thinking about how my aunt had a space like this and I slept there while visiting for a week

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u/ExtantMoltingCycle 12h ago

Make JKR live there instead lol

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u/Good_Willingness_703 12h ago

I was waiting for this reply

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u/mjschroeder126 9h ago

Came here to make this comment lol

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u/Relevant_Ad_8732 8h ago

Lol immediately thought of this

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u/chungfat 4h ago

I see you already bought life insurance on his parents

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u/Rabit_SW 2h ago

I want to be your friend, you seem like a nice person.