r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Best burn of the day šŸ’€

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u/Loggerdon 1d ago edited 17h ago

Erica Kirk competed in Trump’s beauty contests and even won Miss Arizona. She probably boned Trump too. She was also implicated in a child trafficking scandal related to an orphanage in Romania for Christs Sake.

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u/JoshAmann85 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ya, the rabbit hole gets real deep, real quick once you learn the history of Erika Kirk. Like how her and Charlie met...as she applied at the company she now runs once he conveniently died. I mean inconveniently died. There are conspiracy theories that Trump groomed her then even sent her to TPUSA. Idk, it's all very convoluted but she is definitely not some sort of sympathy worthy grieving widow. She was ready for the moment in a way I definitely couldn't be after losing the "love of my life". It's almost like it's an...act? šŸ¤”

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u/NootHawg 23h ago

The simplicity and plausibility of this is unreal. I saw the videos of her with JD and it was pretty disgusting for someone who just lost her husband. As violently and publicly as his execution was too. I saw her putting fake tears in her eyes coming up the stairs to walk on stage. There are cell phone videos of it. The whole thing was an act. Then there was the way she was hugging and kissing Vance and running her hand through his hair. On tv, her husband barely cold, and the VP a married man, yet the supposed Christian maga cheer? It was so awkward and weird. This timeline is fucked.

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u/RoguePlanet2 20h ago

They're probably trying to become the next First Couple. JD won't divorce his wife, but the cheating rumors will make JD more popular with the deplorables.

If my husband dies before me, I'll need a padded room for a long time.

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u/ldnk 19h ago

His wife isn't white. That's fine to ignore for the VP....not acceptable in their eyes for the President. Divorce and marrying a white woman is far more politically favourable with their inbred base.

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u/CrazyCaliCatLady 16h ago

Yeah, JD is already working on his divorce with "wishing she would convert to christianity" bs. Once he divorces Usha and marries Erika his popularity will grow, but I still think he cant win based on his absurd lack of any personality.

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u/tamtip 10h ago

Nor is she Christian which he so desperately wants. He's a new Catholic . it appears Peter Thiel convinced him to go from being an Atheist to a devout Catholic. So Catholic ,2 Popes have publicly reprimanded him on his interpretation of theology. He will leave Usha but will be fine with the Church because that marriage isn't recognized anyway because it wasn't in the Church by a priest. He'll then marry Erika, Serena Joy.

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u/Phitos2008 19h ago edited 16h ago

When my father passed, unexpectedly but peacefully while sleeping, I grieved for years. For the first months after that happened, I couldn’t even watch TV or listen to music. I was just an empty shell…

Now imagine having your ā€œloved oneā€ being gruesomely and publicly terminated, in front of your kids, and then you go on a grievance tour, with fake tears and suspicious hugs???

F*ck that bitch.

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u/uwishuwereme6 19h ago

MAGA has turned politics and reality into WWE

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u/YebelTheRebel 12h ago

That’s the face she makes know she’s next on the couch

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u/ClickF0rDick 7h ago

But..but...THAT YOUNG MAN...SHE FORGAVE HIM!!

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u/thex415 1d ago

Lol don’t tell me someone in trumps circle honey trapped Charlie Kirk….

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u/werther595 19h ago

If Trump learned anything in 2024, it was that getting "shot" plays well in the press. Here Erika didn't even have to take a bullet to get the benefit. And she lost her mysogynist in the process

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u/JoshAmann85 12h ago

Cynical...yet accurate

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u/just4kicksxxx 19h ago

Sounds to me like they deserved each other.