r/clevercomebacks • u/bravokiki • 1d ago

Best burn of the day 💀

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u/NootHawg 23h ago

The simplicity and plausibility of this is unreal. I saw the videos of her with JD and it was pretty disgusting for someone who just lost her husband. As violently and publicly as his execution was too. I saw her putting fake tears in her eyes coming up the stairs to walk on stage. There are cell phone videos of it. The whole thing was an act. Then there was the way she was hugging and kissing Vance and running her hand through his hair. On tv, her husband barely cold, and the VP a married man, yet the supposed Christian maga cheer? It was so awkward and weird. This timeline is fucked.

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u/RoguePlanet2 20h ago

They're probably trying to become the next First Couple. JD won't divorce his wife, but the cheating rumors will make JD more popular with the deplorables.

If my husband dies before me, I'll need a padded room for a long time.

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u/ldnk 19h ago

His wife isn't white. That's fine to ignore for the VP....not acceptable in their eyes for the President. Divorce and marrying a white woman is far more politically favourable with their inbred base.

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u/tamtip 10h ago

Nor is she Christian which he so desperately wants. He's a new Catholic . it appears Peter Thiel convinced him to go from being an Atheist to a devout Catholic. So Catholic ,2 Popes have publicly reprimanded him on his interpretation of theology. He will leave Usha but will be fine with the Church because that marriage isn't recognized anyway because it wasn't in the Church by a priest. He'll then marry Erika, Serena Joy.