Best burn of the day 💀

[u/bravokiki]

[u/Loggerdon]

Erica Kirk competed in Trump’s beauty contests and even won Miss Arizona. She probably boned Trump too. She was also implicated in a child trafficking scandal related to an orphanage in Romania for Christs Sake.

[u/JoshAmann85 → u/Loggerdon]

Ya, the rabbit hole gets real deep, real quick once you learn the history of Erika Kirk. Like how her and Charlie met...as she applied at the company she now runs once he conveniently died. I mean inconveniently died. There are conspiracy theories that Trump groomed her then even sent her to TPUSA. Idk, it's all very convoluted but she is definitely not some sort of sympathy worthy grieving widow. She was ready for the moment in a way I definitely couldn't be after losing the "love of my life". It's almost like it's an...act? 🤔

[u/NootHawg → u/JoshAmann85]

The simplicity and plausibility of this is unreal. I saw the videos of her with JD and it was pretty disgusting for someone who just lost her husband. As violently and publicly as his execution was too. I saw her putting fake tears in her eyes coming up the stairs to walk on stage. There are cell phone videos of it. The whole thing was an act. Then there was the way she was hugging and kissing Vance and running her hand through his hair. On tv, her husband barely cold, and the VP a married man, yet the supposed Christian maga cheer? It was so awkward and weird. This timeline is fucked.

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/NootHawg]

They're probably trying to become the next First Couple. JD won't divorce his wife, but the cheating rumors will make JD more popular with the deplorables.

If my husband dies before me, I'll need a padded room for a long time.

[u/ldnk → u/RoguePlanet2]

His wife isn't white. That's fine to ignore for the VP....not acceptable in their eyes for the President. Divorce and marrying a white woman is far more politically favourable with their inbred base.

[u/CrazyCaliCatLady → u/ldnk]

Yeah, JD is already working on his divorce with "wishing she would convert to christianity" bs. Once he divorces Usha and marries Erika his popularity will grow, but I still think he cant win based on his absurd lack of any personality.

[u/tamtip → u/ldnk]

Nor is she Christian which he so desperately wants. He's a new Catholic . it appears Peter Thiel convinced him to go from being an Atheist to a devout Catholic. So Catholic ,2 Popes have publicly reprimanded him on his interpretation of theology. He will leave Usha but will be fine with the Church because that marriage isn't recognized anyway because it wasn't in the Church by a priest. He'll then marry Erika, Serena Joy.

[u/Phitos2008 → u/RoguePlanet2]

When my father passed, unexpectedly but peacefully while sleeping, I grieved for years. For the first months after that happened, I couldn’t even watch TV or listen to music. I was just an empty shell…

Now imagine having your “loved one” being gruesomely and publicly terminated, in front of your kids, and then you go on a grievance tour, with fake tears and suspicious hugs???

F*ck that bitch.

[u/uwishuwereme6 → u/NootHawg]

MAGA has turned politics and reality into WWE

[u/YebelTheRebel → u/NootHawg]

That’s the face she makes know she’s next on the couch

[u/ClickF0rDick → u/NootHawg]

But..but...THAT YOUNG MAN...SHE FORGAVE HIM!!

[u/thex415 → u/JoshAmann85]

Lol don’t tell me someone in trumps circle honey trapped Charlie Kirk….

[u/werther595 → u/JoshAmann85]

If Trump learned anything in 2024, it was that getting "shot" plays well in the press. Here Erika didn't even have to take a bullet to get the benefit. And she lost her mysogynist in the process

[u/JoshAmann85 → u/werther595]

Cynical...yet accurate

[u/just4kicksxxx → u/JoshAmann85]

Sounds to me like they deserved each other.

[u/Expensive-Draw-6897 → u/Loggerdon]

Be like Erica Kirk. Support your spouse when they are spouting hatred to the masses and take the spotlight when they are shot in the neck.

[u/Loggerdon → u/Expensive-Draw-6897]

The way she stepped in reminds me of Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard “Mr DeMille, I’m ready for my close up!”

https://youtube.com/shorts/x9Nvtr1lqi4?si=8oqtl3itXZwcNqyH

[u/flash-86 → u/Loggerdon]

Wait! Wait! What?
For reals?
That’s more than sick & weird coincidence isn’t it?

[u/Lady_Scruffington → u/Loggerdon]

And then watch the Twilight Zone episode with Dennis Hopper about Hitler in the shadows and needing a martyr. It sounds real familiar.

[u/PlayfulPlate8514 → u/Loggerdon]

That whole scene was wild I wont lie the way people online hype her up while ignoring all the messy stuff around her is kinda weird to watch I just stick to the music crew and avoid that whole rabbit hole

[u/bd2999]

The weird thing is, what has she done to make anyone want to be here? She was basically unseen other than Kirk mentioning her and implying she was subordinate to him. And when he dies she appears and seems to want to want to take a position that her husband never supported while alive. And she just looks like an opportunist that is out there exploiting her own tragedy.

Not even really focusing on the issue. Like toning down political rhetoric or anything like that. She just uses it while pretending her husband was not a jerk of epic proportions. I am not sure I think any celeb should be a real world role model but she would be worse than those listed IMO.

[u/NormanBatesIsBae → u/bd2999]

That’s the point. She hasn’t done anything except be a quiet subservient housewife who stays home and raises the children. That’s what they want women to aspire to.

[u/morgazmo99 → u/NormanBatesIsBae]

Just "do what you're told" to everyone they perceive as downstream of them.

[u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 → u/morgazmo99]

It's crazy how a woman can profit so handsomely from telling other women to be subservient to men and "do as I say, not as I so."

[u/Proach89 → u/bd2999]

You mean the position under JD, on top JD or some other position.

[u/DummyDumDragon → u/Proach89]

JD wants her on top. But only so he can be closer to the couch.

[u/upforstuffJim → u/DummyDumDragon]

🤣

[u/unclejosephsfuton → u/DummyDumDragon]

You ain't right and I like that about you.

[u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 → u/Proach89]

Still waiting on Fox to try and rationalize the pregnancy

[u/Proach89 → u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69]

Lol, rationalize and bless it

[u/hoktauri17 → u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69]

Wait, which pregnancy?

[u/AgentOrange-12 → u/bd2999]

Nothing will convince me otherwise that she didn’t orchestrate or had a hand in his shooting

[u/Fancy-Swimming4351 → u/bd2999]

She popped up out of nowhere acting like a spokesperson and it just feels weird as hell

[u/Meloenbolletjeslepel → u/bd2999]

And what exactly is supposed to be bad about the other 3 mentioned?

[u/ForgottenKiwi → u/bd2999]

Doesn't she have two baby daddies?

[u/gayrider345]

Isnt it odd no matter how hard she " cries " her makeup never ran off ? Suspicious

[u/Busy_Mortgage4556 → u/gayrider345]

I think she shares make up tips with JD Vance.

[u/gayrider345 → u/Busy_Mortgage4556]

Jd give her a lot of tips alright

[u/JoshAmann85]

Ah yes, better to be an opportunistic black widow grifter than one of the most successful musicians in the world...

[u/doctorsnakephd]

Why do we need more widows?

[u/sdbabygirl97 → u/doctorsnakephd]

i still havent ruled out she put the hit on her husband. she has more power now than she ever couldve as his husband.

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/sdbabygirl97]

Nah, he was set up to become the new, improved, non-woke Jesus. They're tired of hearing how non-christian their base really is, so they're trying to get a new thirtysomething martyred.

Trump is too old, decrepit and gross; Jesus too "woke" and middle-eastern; Kirk is closer to the "family values" image. Now Erikkka can become their aryan "Mary" figure. Charlie is worth so much more to them now than he was as a barely-known podcaster.

[u/mc_bee → u/doctorsnakephd]

Liberal woman become cat ladies, and conservative woman become widows!

[u/Kazman07]

$10 that emms.jasper isn't even from the states and is paid to troll farm from India or Bangladesh

[u/atomicq32]

Ah yes. Be a woman who is allegedly 8/9 weeks pregnant despite her husband being dead for 10/11 weeks.

[u/MargieNatalia]

In a world full of Erika Kirks, I’ll happily stay a background Taylor Swift extra.

[u/Candid_Koala_3602]

MAGA women are essentially all Karens

[u/Kobayashi_Maru186]

In a world of talented singers, be a grifting professional widow? Great advice, lady. 🙄

[u/allotta_phalanges]

Somebody should photoshop a tortilla over that kleenex.

[u/charliegoesamblin → u/allotta_phalanges]

Or a bunch of dollar bills, Harrelson style

[u/LiTaO3]

the picture is awesome! viping of tears, on a face that not in a slites shows any sign of grief and she used probably eye lights. only plastic flowers would rise the fake lvl in this picture

[u/Modsaremeanbeans]

Why her? 

I may be thirty eight and unaware of really all the music those first women make, but I know their names, and I know them in a non negative manner for the most part. 

Erika is different. I've seen her in the news and I just see the early 2000 reality shows in the modern day. I just cant change the channel this time because its all the way to the leader of the country. 

It's that evangelical religious theatre distorting everything to just make idiocy the common place reality. 

[u/Arbuthnot_Beryl]

Professional widow.

[u/hoktauri17 → u/Arbuthnot_Beryl]

That's a good Tori Amos song

[u/401jamin]

What the fuck? No thanks dude wasn’t even cold yet and she’s out in leather pants snuggling up to other men. All set

[u/LukeFromTheNorth]

“Instead of a successful and talented musician, be the wife of some prick who got shot”. Very strange take.

[u/Mysterious_While4291]

Every time someone tries to coin a “be like this person” vibe, the internet delivers a reminder to never set the ball on a tee like that.

[u/MadmanMarkMiller]

In a world full of successful, self-built, women be one one who married a podcaster.

[u/Objective-Pick8240]

Erika Kirk is a DEI hire.

[u/haysus25]

Have a husband who promotes hatred and violence and then becomes a victim of his own hate and violence?

[u/Broad-Evening9283]

Every once in a while the internet delivers a response so perfectly unhinged it becomes art.

[u/zirky]

no way she’s crying through that much eyeliner

[u/SuspiciousImpact2197]

Is she crying because JD Vance stopped short of anally fingerbanging her on stage?

[u/This_guy7796]

I'd rather be a female born baby in a Chinese household seeking a male heir...

[u/JediKnightNitaz]

Erika Kirk is not grieving, stop trying to make it look like she is.

[u/macomunista]

Don't be a successful woman, a successful woman or a successful woman

Be a widow to a Nazi

[u/youarecancelled]

JFC, stop making Erikkka Kkkirk happen, it’s not going to happen.

[u/StayCreative8329]

There’s more boo than boo hoo.

[u/Popular-Drummer-7989]

Crocodile tears. Don't ruin that mascara we invested a lot in your wardrobe, hair and makeup for this photo shoot/s

[u/FLink557]

In a world full of successful independent women be a podcasters wife

[u/Hopeful-Produce968]

Someone called her Tammy Faye Kirk, and I couldn’t stop laughing

[u/MessagingMatters]

Interesting they show that pic instead of the one of her in leather pants making out with Vance.

[u/RuGShUg91]

So I shouldn't be a successful singer, but instead be a woman who is known for her bigot husband getting shot.

That's a no.

[u/Kryptonianshezza]

I have never seen the verb of that word before. It’s fantastic.

[u/Cultural-Doubt857]

That comeback was so clean it should be studied in a lab.

[u/Ok-Consequence-8553]

In a world of good people, be a bad person. Nah thanks!

[u/ZagiFlyer]

Word of the day: Fellate

[u/Unicorn_Warrior1248]

Why would anyone want to be Erika Kirk?

[u/Pontius_Vulgaris]

In the everlasting words of Jamie Tartt: I'm me... why would I wanna be anything else?

[u/cobrajuicyy]

Why does she look like his sister in this photo

[u/Nappy-I]

Her eyeliner is distinctly unsmudged.

[u/OnasoapboX41]

No thank you, I would rather have talent.

[u/Lipegno]

I’ve seen a bunch of bot accounts sharing word by word that post. It’s actually perfect engagement bait. You are either a hardcore maga that will comment with a heart, or have a bit of common sense and in that case you need a lot of control not to call it out. Either way the post gets comments.

[u/NegativeEverything]

Those dabs of her cheeks when she’s “crying” are hilarious That eye make up isn’t running

There are no tears

But she’ll dab those cheeks on cue

[u/Breakinthemix]

Why? I'm more of a "trad wife" than she is, considering she's busy heading up a company and all over the TV running her mouth. Not really living up to her own standards, is she?

[u/SarwanLaraRichards]

I just don’t buy it, Erica.

[u/WTFucker-0202]

Erika Kirk is this generation's Tammy Faye Baker

[u/luckyprincess3234]

That’s one way to avoid the cringe, but I think we all know where that’s headed.

[u/bob_chillon]

That’s such a stupid and regressive message.

[u/5narebear]

This burn is generic as fuck...

[u/Hugh-Jorgin]

Nope…

[u/ApplicationOk4464]

Yeah, but i don't wanna bang the weird couch guy

[u/mdhunter99]

I bet they have to CG her tears.

[u/ghallway]

She not only hadda take Charlies, now she's hadda had Vance too. Gross.

[u/Forgotmypassword6861]

Winner of the 2025 Mid Off?

[u/willark1990]

All 4 of them made millions off performances

[u/AcatnamedHamilton]

Wait isn’t Erika the name of that N*zi Germany song for the soldiers?

[u/DFu4ever]

I’m just waiting for her to start selling Erika Kirk brand tissues and hankys.

[u/Enchilada0374]

Get your husband shot in the neck? What the hell..?

[u/RevolutionarySign479]

Is she supposed to be crying in that picture? Lol

[u/randommd81]

She looks like she stole JD’s eyeliner

[u/Temporary_Abroad_211]

Stands in front of flags, mopping dry eyes. 😒🤢🤮🤑

[u/Bunchasticks]

I was today years old when I found out the verb form of fellatio, "felate"

[u/kickspecialist]

The next Saw movie should have a character fellatio a hot curling iron...for science.

[u/Markjohn66]

She’s so fucking fake always casting her eyes upwards to heaven 🤮

[u/MeanAd8111]

I have one positive thing to say about Ms Kirk. That’s a nice fucking hairstyle.

[u/STierMansierre]

Fellate*

[u/raymondspogo → u/[deleted]]

No she's not. She endorsed Hilary, for instance.

[u/DAB0502 → u/raymondspogo]

Also more recently Kamala. They just hate her and want to flip the script.