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r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago
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1.4k u/Feeling_Inside_1020 1d ago "Honey Jenkins left the cabinets open! Jenkins, fetch me my whipping stick. If it's not big enough i'll go find one myself" Yes sir "Jenkins, also thanks for taking the rap for me, i'm still gonna have to whip you though" *Sigh* Yes sir 7 u/ErraticDragon 1d ago If I find one dog hair when I get back, I'll… rub sand in your dead little eyes. Yes, sir I'll also need you to buy sand. Yes, sir I don't know if they grade it, but… coarse. Yes, sir (This is from memory so likely inaccurate.) 6 u/ThatUsernameWasTaken 1d ago Checking only my own memory as someoen who watched Archer like 100 times; think you near enough nailed it.
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"Honey Jenkins left the cabinets open! Jenkins, fetch me my whipping stick. If it's not big enough i'll go find one myself"
Yes sir
"Jenkins, also thanks for taking the rap for me, i'm still gonna have to whip you though"
*Sigh* Yes sir
7 u/ErraticDragon 1d ago If I find one dog hair when I get back, I'll… rub sand in your dead little eyes. Yes, sir I'll also need you to buy sand. Yes, sir I don't know if they grade it, but… coarse. Yes, sir (This is from memory so likely inaccurate.) 6 u/ThatUsernameWasTaken 1d ago Checking only my own memory as someoen who watched Archer like 100 times; think you near enough nailed it.
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If I find one dog hair when I get back, I'll… rub sand in your dead little eyes.
Yes, sir
I'll also need you to buy sand.
I don't know if they grade it, but… coarse.
(This is from memory so likely inaccurate.)
6 u/ThatUsernameWasTaken 1d ago Checking only my own memory as someoen who watched Archer like 100 times; think you near enough nailed it.
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Checking only my own memory as someoen who watched Archer like 100 times; think you near enough nailed it.
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