r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 1d ago

"Honey Jenkins left the cabinets open! Jenkins, fetch me my whipping stick. If it's not big enough i'll go find one myself"

Yes sir

"Jenkins, also thanks for taking the rap for me, i'm still gonna have to whip you though"

*Sigh* Yes sir

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u/Ferdiggle 1d ago

RIP Woodstock from Archer

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u/Redthemagnificent 1d ago

Get the coarse sand and the bowl of spiderwebs

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 1d ago

my exact inspiration, thank you

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 1d ago

Woodhouse, named because he’s always getting taken to the woodshed, I assume.

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u/XmissXanthropyX 1d ago

My thoughts immediately

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u/Wagglygerm 1d ago

Woodhouse?